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    The (kinda) sexual and (extremely) cursed text AU that absolutely nobody wanted.

    Elliott Witt really thinks that being horny with the rest of the group will hide the fact that he's trying to woo over Crypto.

    Or snippets of what happens on the dropship behind closed doors. Or on the couch.

    (I know for some of you this is like a comfort fic, but strongly debating deleting it. 10/02/23)

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