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1. What Would Patti LuPone Do? by FakePlasticSnow

   Fandoms: Glee  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Dec 2009

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kurt Hummel/Noah Puckerman
   • Kurt Hummel
   • Noah Puckerman
   • Burt Hummel
   • Finn Hudson
   • Rachel Berry
   • Quinn Fabray
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Enemies to Friends to Lovers
   • Post-Episode S1E08 ("Wheels")
   • Originally Posted on LiveJournal

   Summary

   "Are you two an item? Is this like High School Musical, where the athlete gets together with the innocent looking one with a squeaky high voice, who secretly has a wild side and has naked pictures of herself all over the internet? Kurt, do you have naked pictures of yourself all over the internet? Can I see them? Will Quinn's baby have three fathers? Kurt, does this mean you're gay now?"

    

   Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.

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