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Eren learned very quickly that Levi and alcohol did not mix well. Armin's party started off pretty well, how it had turned so wild so quick was a mystery.
The party started when the entirety of the group hid in Armin's apartment, to surprise Armin, only to fail. When Armin walked through the door, he only have a halfhearted yelp. "What the heck," Eren said, "who told Armin about the party?" He said accusingly.
"No one told me Eren," Armin sighed.
"Then how are you not surprised?"
"I don't know, maybe because you plan me a surprise party every year," Armin said sarcastically.
"Oh," Eren muttered.
"Idiot," Armin said.
"I'm not an idiot!"
"Sure you aren't."
"I'm not," Eren said, " I'm not an idiot right Levi?"
"I really try not to lie, Eren."
"Oh come on."
Jean and Marco walked up to Armin and both gave him a kiss on his cheek.
"These are my boyfriends Marco and Jean.You remember Jean, right Levi?" Armin asked.
"Yeah."
"Who wouldn't remember a face like that," Eren muttered.
"Oi what the fuck are you trying to say?" Jean said angrily glaring at Eren.
"Nothing, ponyboy," Eren laughed.
Marco frowned at Eren disappointedly, "honestly, Eren, must you act like such a child."
Eren flashed Marco a roguish grin, "I am a child, Marco." He turned to Levi and said, "we call this one freckled Jesus for obvious reasons."
Mikasa, who had been listening to the conversation with amusement, laughed. "At least Marco and Jean get laid, you haven't had sex since high school."
"That's not true! I've gotten laid plenty of times since high school," Eren said, red dusting his cheeks.
"Name one person."
Eren was silent. He thought back and came up with no names. "Just because I can't think of their names doesn't mean it hasn't happened." Levi laughed at that causing Eren's face to look like the backside of a baboon.
Mikasa looked at Levi and a weird expression took over her face. She started at him as if he had murdered her best friend. "Who is this, Eren?" She asked, and something gave him the feeling that she already knew the answer to that question.
"Mikasa this is Levi, Levi that's Mikasa," he said. The two stared at each other like boxers in a ring. Armin, Jean, and Marco took one look at the scene unfolding before them, and excused themselves. Eren almost left with them. "Do you guys know each other?"
"No," they said in unison. For Levi it was believable, but Eren could tell Mikasa was lying.
"Is Levi your boyfriend, Eren," Mikasa asked.
"No," Eren said warily; the look Mikasa had in her eyes could only spell trouble. Eren had to figure out how to defuse the situation before World War three broke out.
"Good," Mikasa smirked, "you can do so much better," Mikasa's words carried enough venom to kill a full grown bull.
"What the hell is that supposed to mean," Levi spat.
"You heard me, midget." Eren decided to break up their argument before any punches were thrown.
"Levi, I still have to let you meet Connie and Sasha. You'll love them," he said dragging Levi away from Mikasa.
"What the fuck was her problem," Levi asked Eren. "Was she your ex girlfriend or something?"
"No she's my sister. I'm sorry about that, she can be a little intense."
"No kidding," Levi said, "so who are Sasha and Connie?"
Eren pointed towards the small kitchen in Armin's apartment, "you see those two goofing off with the party snacks?"
"The baldy and the brunette?"
"Yeah," Eren nodded, "those two are Sasha and Connie."
Levi stared at them for awhile. Connie was sticking pretzel sticks in his mouth and acting like a walrus, while Sasha tried to throw popcorn into his mouth. "Are they a couple?"
"Nah, Connie's aromantic and Sasha has a huge crush on Mikasa." Levi stared at Eren incredulously. "I know. I don't get it either, but they'd be cute together."
Eren headed to the cooler and offered Levi a beer. "Put that shit back," a booming voice exclaimed, "I brought real booze!" Reiner Braun said holding up a bottle of Smirnoff and some tequila. Everyone stared in disbelief.
"How the hell did you get that?" Connie exclaimed.
"They never card me," he said. "If you think this is impressive wait till you see what else we have," he said gesturing towards Bertolt.
"Jesus Christ," Jean said, "you have enough booze to open a bar!"
"Shots for everyone," Reiner shouted. Everyone cheered except for Eren, Levi and Armin. Eren because he was Levi's designated driver and Armin because he didn't feel like cleaning up after a bunch of drunks. Reiner gave a booming laugh, "who will be first drinker," he looked around the room and his eyes settled on Levi. "How about you, what is your name?"
"It's Levi, and I'm not drinking."
"Come on Levi don't be a party pooper," he said pouring Levi a large shot of vanilla Smirnoff, "live a little." Levi stared at the shot glass that in his hand. Everyone began to chant his name. He looked like he wanted to chuck the glass at Reiner, but instead he glared at him and swallowed the shot in over gulp. He slammed the glass down, and smirked.
"Another," he said, the room cheered.
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It was after Levi's sixth shot that Eren could tell he had had too much. Levi's usual behavior was nowhere to be found. Drunk Levi was loud, charming, and flirty. He was entertaining everyone with tales of his post escapades as a freshman. Eren was not so amused. When Reiner offered Levi another drink, Eren glared at him and took it from Levi's hands. "No more alcohol, Levi."
"Why not," Levi whined.
"Because you're drunk," he said.
"I'm not," Levi protested. He batted his eyes at Eren, "not even just one more?"
"No, only water."
"Please, Eren," Levi said sitting on Eren's lap and wrapping his arms around Eren's neck, "I'll be good, I promise," he whispered huskily.
"No, Levi," Eren said.
"Please," Levi begged before kissing Eren's neck, "just. One. Drink," he said punctuating each word with a kiss.
"Levi," Eren warned.
"Eren," Levi practically moaned. Eren blushed and looked around frantically for help. The only people paying attention to his predicament were Jean and Krista. Jean seemed to find the situation hilarious, and Krista was a little preoccupied with her girlfriend Ymir, who was drunk off her ass. Krista shot Eren an apologetic look before returning her attention to her intoxicated girlfriend.
"Levi, you don't need another drink," Eren said to the older man who was running his hands through Eren's hair.
Levi's hands stopped moving abs he spoke. "Yes I do Eren," Levi pouted, "just one more, I promise."
"Fine," Eren surrendered handing Levi the cup of vodka and fruit juice, "only this."
"Thanks Eren," Levi gave Eren a kiss, "you're the best." He scampered off leaving a very shocked Eren behind.
"Did Levi just kiss you," Jean laughed, "he's gonna regret that in the morning."
"Shut up," Eren snapped, "I doubt he'll even remember," he said. He knew Levi was probably going to forget everything he did in his drunken state, but a small part of Eren hoped he wouldn't.