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Hinata Shouyou: Welcome
Hinata Shouyou: I bet you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all here today
Terushima Yuuji: This is... quite the odd gathering...
Kozume Kenma: This was not what I meant, Shouyou!
Kozume Kenma: And you know it!
Hinata Shouyou: You said to stay interesting!
Hinata Shouyou: And you brought up the harem thing first!
Kozume Kenma: I was joking!
Miya Atsumu: The what now.
Oikawa Tooru: owo What’s this?
Hinata Shouyou: Kenma said that if I wanted I could probably start a harem with all the guys who fell in love with me and I like back
Hinata Shouyou: ... As long as everyone is okay with polyamory
Oikawa Tooru: You’re very blunt, Shou-chan
Oikawa Tooru: You know where I stand (:
Miya Atsumu: Excuse me?
Oikawa Tooru: We fucked in Brazil
Oikawa Tooru: We have a friends-with-benefits agreement
Hinata Shouyou: No need to be so crass, Tooru
Oikawa Tooru: ;)
Aone Takanobu: I am not surprised.
Aone Takanobu: Did he message you all, very bluntly, about your relationship status and if you were interested in dating him?
Kozume Kenma: Unfortunately
Terushima Yuuji: Yeah yesterday
Miya Atsumu: No???
Oikawa Tooru: Yup (:
Hinata Shouyou: That’s because your brother ratted you out, Atsumu :)
Miya Atsumu: I’m gonna kill him
Miya Atsumu: Wait is that why you’ve been flirting with me lately?
Hinata Shouyou: Duh
Miya Atsumu: ..........
Miya Atsumu: I don’t know how to feel about this...
Hinata Shouyou: SO I WAS THINKING
Hinata Shouyou: Since it’s too difficult to decide since I like all of you...
Hinata Shouyou: That maybe I could just date all of you??? If you’re okay with that???
Hinata Shouyou: But you don’t have to date each other if you don’t wanna
Terushima Yuuji: How’s that gonna work, anyway???
Aone Takanobu: Intensive scheduling.
Terushima Yuuji: I mean... I’ve heard of three or four people working but...
Terushima Yuuji: All six of us?
Hinata Shouyou: Well like I said you guys don’t have to date each other...
Terushima Yuuji: I mean I’m not opposed
Miya Atsumu: But we’re teammates...
Hinata Shouyou: I asked if it was ok. They said as long as we don’t bring it to the court it’s fine!!!!!
Miya Atsumu: ....................
Terushima Yuuji: I like this boldness. Didn’t you used be be this tiny scaredy-cat thing?
Hinata Shouyou: No!!!!
Terushima Yuuji: This bold thing you’ve got going in is attractive too
Oikawa Tooru: He got it in Brazil
Oikawa Tooru: Cute isn’t it
Terushima Yuuji: Very
Hinata Shouyou: We are getting off track
Terushima Yuuji: I dunno...
Terushima Yuuji: I do like the idea of us ganging up on you and flustering you...
Terushima Yuuji: Among other things
Hinata Shouyou: Hey now wait a minute...
Kozume Kenma: You brought this on yourself
Hinata Shouyou: Kenma!
Aone Takanobu: I must agree.
Oikawa Tooru: Hmmm... I think we’re gonna have lots of fun (:
Miya Atsumu: Yanno maybe this ain’t a bad idea...
Hinata Shouyou: Okay maybe we shouldn’t do this!!!!!