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1. Get What You Deserve by Philomela

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Welcome to Night Vale  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   13 May 2020

   Tags

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   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Harry Potter
   • James Potter
   • Lily Evans Potter
   • Sirius Black
   • Remus Lupin
   • Albus Dumbledore
   • Gellert Grindelwald
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Ron Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Moaning Myrtle
   • Tom Riddle | Voldemort
   • Lucius Malfoy
   • Unspeakable Characters (Harry Potter)
   • Dementors (Harry Potter) - Character
   • Auror Characters (Harry Potter)
   • Alternate Dimensions
   • Radio Host Draco
   • Station Management Dementors
   • Found family in a sense
   • Moaning Myrtle has gained too much power in this strange land
   • Lucius Malfoy is overworked and never signed up for the shit
   • Thestrals
   • Mentions of a phoenix trying to feed it's owner
   • Mentions of dead animal carcasses
   • but no on screen animal death or torture
   • Draco is the Cecil to Harry's Carlos
   • even down to the hair thing
   • a friendly police state
   • Also a brief attempt at rimming
   • and some sexual congress
   • Welcome to Night Vale shenanigans
   • Alternate Universe - Fusion
   • you don't actually need to have any familiarity with WTNV to read this btw

   Summary

   Harry finds himself in a world where Draco Malfoy is the radio host for a government mandated radio show. Things in this world are strange and baffling but no one else seems to care about the creepy Unspeakables doing who-knows-what in the dog park, or the the fact that the birds were obviously government spies and that every house in the country was assigned a pair of Aurors to track their every word and movement.

   Eventually, he too comes to accept it as his new normal; building a new family and finding love in the soothing voice that speaks to them every day.

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