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We are outside during the evening in a nice neighborhood. We see Legosi and Haru walking down the street, both of them wearing rather fashionable clothes (Legosi wearing a red and black varsity jacket and a pair of blue jeans, while Haru wears an orange Aliquippa-jacket and black chinos). It's a cold evening, so we can see their breath as they talk.
HARU: "... So he turned himself into a pickle. A pickle!"
Legosi looks like he does not get it.
LEGOSI: "I don't get it."
Haru smiles admittedly while holding her arms out in a confused pose.
HARU: "Me either, but apparently it's the funniest thing ever. Personally I think it was funnier when your teeth got stuck on your sandwich!"
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We enter a flashback, depicting events from earlier that evening, where we see the two sitting at a table (Haru reaching up to it again by sitting on Legosi's backpack on top of her seat) in a bistro-styled restaurant,
Haru is eating a baked potato, while Legosi is eating an egg-baguette. We see that Legosi's dentures have come out and have become embedded on his half-eaten sandwich. While he looks at this with big eyes, Haru cannot help but to laugh out loud, with tears shooting out of her eyes and chunks of potato flying out her mouth.
Meanwhile, all the other visitors at the restaurant are giving them weird looks.
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Back in the present, Haru can't help but to laugh again. Legosi on the other hand looks embarrassed.
LEGOSI: "I think I need to have them looked at again; they're not supposed to come out so easily."
He then rubs the back of his head and looks at Haru.
LEGOSI: "You know... It was a while ago since we had a proper dinner-date. It was nice."
Haru gives her boyfriend a teasing look.
HARU: "Well we didn't end up sitting in a bowl of yakisoba this time*... That's always something."
Legosi chuckle at this, recalling the incident that she is referring to.
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We then skip ahead for just a little bit. The two have now arrived outside of Haru's parent's house and are currently walking up the driveway.
HARU: "Now are you going to talk to your boss about having time off during Golden Week?"
LEGOSI: "Most certainly. I've even booked up a meeting with him next week to talk about it."
Haru begins to walk up the stairs to the main door of her parent's house.
HARU: "Good. Though I don't get why you have to book a meeting. I mean it's an udon restaurant; he can't be that busy all the time!"
Legosi looks a little self-conscious about this, rubbing the back of his head.
LEGOSI: "You'd be surprised...!"
Haru stops at about five steps up, turns and gives him a smile.
HARU: "Well, this is my stop. I had a wonderful time."
The wolf replies with a smile of his own.
LEGOSI: "Me too."
Legosi leans down, using the railing of the staircase as support to get close to Haru. Haru stares at him with a puzzled expression. Noticing this, Legosi pulls his head back, looking uncertain all of a sudden.
LEGOSI: "Um... I was going to kiss you."
Haru gets a look of realization.
HARU: "Oh!"
She then closes her eyes and extends her head and lips, preparing for said smooching. Legosi however misses this and looks away, getting caught up in how he could not relay his signals just now.
LEGOSI: "Should I have told you beforehand? I mean, we've already kissed, and I figured it would be more romantic if it was kind of a an unspoken thing, where we both don't say anything and it just kind of happens like in a movie."
Haru opens her eyes and stares at him, her extended lips now hanging down loose like a balloon animal that has been relieved of its air. She is starting to look increasingly annoyed as he prattles on.
LEGOSI: "But I don't know, if I went in and surprised you, would it be rude? I mean that's kind of how you kissed me last time, but I didn't feel offended so know I'm little con-"
Suddenly she puts a finger on his nose, booping it. This more or less pauses him.
LEGOSI: "-fused."
Haru gives him a tired look.
HARU: "Good, so I found the mute-button. Now are you going to shut the fuck up and kiss me already?"
Legosi purses his lips and nods. Haru pulls her hand back. As she does this, Legosi begins to lean his head in. Haru extends her own head and closes her eyes. The two kiss, with Legosi looking at Haru's face with his eyes wide open. Their lips part. Haru blinks and looks confused.
HARU: "... Were your eyes closed?"
LEGOSI: "No."
Haru sighs.
HARU: "They're supposed to be closed. Lets try again."
They go in for another kiss, now with both having their eyes closed. This kiss is longer and a bit deeper, with Haru's hands on both sides of Legosi's head. As they part again, Legosi has a small blush on his face.
LEGOSI: "... What about now?"
Haru nods admittedly, a similar blush on her cheeks.
HARU: "Better, but I think you need more practice."
Legosi leans in again while licking his lips, displaying a rare case of boldness.
LEGOSI: "You're saying we should try again?"
HARU: "Well you can't dissapoint the teacher!"
The two go in for their third and deepest kiss yet. Haru's hands move down from his head and down his neck, while Legosi's large hand move in behind her head and then down her back. Haru gives of a muffled little moan, her little body writhing in Legosi's hands. Legosi's hand on her back tightens, her jacket wrinkling in his grip. His tail is wagging like mad.
HARU: (He could snap me like a twig, but still, I want him to hold me tighter!)
LEGOSI: (She tastes good... Too good)
HARU: (I am playing with fire...)
LEGOSI: (This is getting dangerous...)
BOTH: (BUT DAMNIT... IT FEELS GOOD!)
???: "Ehum."
The two break the kiss with a loud smacking sound and look around. Standing further down the walkway is Haru's dad, who is looking at them with a stiff expression. Legosi stands up straight and turns around to face him with a panicked look. Haru on the other hand look annoyed by her father's sudden appearance.
LEGOSI: "I was just... We were just... SAYING GOODNIGHT SIR!"
HARU'S DAD: "I noticed."
The older bunny points to the stairs.
HARU'S DAD: "You're blocking the way to the door though."
Legosi's head moves back and forth between Haru's dad and the door, realizing that he and Haru are blocking his path. He starts to nod and bow in a cartoonishly apologetic way.
LEGOSI: "Oh, so sorry!"
He then turns back to Haru.
LEGOSI: "I'll talk to you later Haru, and I'll tell you as soon as I've gotten confirmation from my boss, okay?"
Haru points at him and gives him a stern look.
HARU: "Okay, but if he says no, don't give up without a fight, okay? Just insist!"
Legosi turns and begins to walk away, looking over his shoulder and waving at Haru.
LEGOSI: "I'll do my best! Bye!"
Haru waves back.
HARU: "Bye."
Walking past Haru's dad, Legosi turns and gives him a curt bow and nervous smile.
LEGOSI: "And a good night to you too sir!"
Haru's dad nods in response.
HARU'S DAD: "Same to you, Legosi."
Legosi then proceeds to walk off in a hurry. As soon as he disappears out of sight, Haru turns to her father with her hands on her hips and gives him an angry glare.
HARU: "Dad, what were you doing out here?"
HARU'S DAD: "Just taking the trash out."
Haru hooks and eyebrow.
HARU: "At this hour?"
She then points at the trashcan, which as it turns is actually located right next to the staircase.
HARU: "... And all the way over there, when the trashcan is right here?"
Her father adjusts his glasses and avoids her look.
HARU'S DAD: "R-really? Then I wonder whose trashcan I've really been using all this time!"
Haru rolls her eyes.
HARU: "Oh come on...!"
Suddenly, the lid of the trashcan flips open and the head of Haru's older brother pops up.
HARU'S BROTHER: "I told you she wouldn't buy it dad."
Haru jumps back and looks shocked at the sudden appearance of her brother.
HARU: "Wha-"
Then the hatch of the mail slot on the door opens. The eyes of Haru's older sister stare out at this scene.
HARU'S SISTER: "You should have just stayed hidden like the rest of us!"
Haru looks even more shocked and angered by this and yells at door.
HARU: "What the hell are ya'll doing?!!"
A rustle can then be heard from some bushes nearby. Stepping out of them is Haru's mother, who is wearing a military-styled camouflage gear and holding a Canon Legria camcorder. Haru looks completely speechless.
HARU'S MOTHER: "We're your family dear, it's kind of our mission to butt in."
Haru checks out her mother, soon adopting and comical, incredulous expression.
HARU: "And what mission is that, OPERATION SNAKE EATER? Seriously, what is up with that get up? And is that a camera?! Mom, YOU DIDN'T!"
Haru's mother puts a hand on Haru's shoulder.
HARU'S MOM: "Baby, we couldn't help it, and besides, we did the same with your brother and sister."
Haru's brother steps out of the garbage can, wiping some dust off his clothes.
HARU'S BROTHER: "Yeah, now that you've finally brought a boyfriend home, it's your turn to feel the pain and humiliation...!"
Haru stares at her brother with her jaw dropped.
HARU: (And I thought they hadn't even even realized that Legosi was my boyfriend...!)
Haru's sister opens the door and walks out to join her family, turning to her mother with a curious look.
HARU'S SISTER: "I could hardly see anything from in here, did he give her a plain goodnight kiss or did he use his tongue?"
Haru gets an intensely red blush on her face.
HARU: "That's none of your beeswax!"
Haru's pulls the camera up and begins to rewind the footage with a cheerful look.
HARU'S MOM: "Don't worry, I'll just rewind the footage."
Haru turns to her mom with an even redder face.
HARU: "MOM!"
Her family begins to gather into a cluster and reviews the footage of the camera.
RECORDED-LEGOSI: "Should I have told you beforehand? I mean, we've already kissed, and I figured it would be more romantic if it was kind of a an unspoken thing, where we both don't say anything and it just kind of happens like in a movie."
Haru's mother puts her hand over his heart as she hears this.
HARU'S MOTHER: "Oh, he's such a sweet boy!"
HARU'S BROTHER: "Well he is polite, I have to give him that. In a similar situation I would've just gone right in."
HARU'S MOTHER: "That's probably why you're single dear."
HARU'S BROTHER: "Ouch."
Haru is grinding her teeth at her family's embarrassing behavior.
HARU: "Would you guys please stop...!"
Her family does not appear to hear her though.
HARU'S SISTER: "Booping his nose... That was just so cute that I had to cover my mouth in order to not go 'awww'."
HARU'S MOTHER: "They're really going at it now."
HARU'S SISTER: "... Hyup, that's definitely a frenchie."
HARU'S BROTHER: "Ugh, gross...!"
Haru begins to make a gurgling sound, like she's having a fit or something. Her father begins to pat her on her shoulder in a sympathetic way.
HARU'S DAD: "Okay, I think we've embarrassed poor Haru enough for tonight."
Haru breathes out, thinking that she has finally come out on the other side of this humiliating tunnel.
HARU'S DAD: "Not to be a prude, but maybe you could act a little more reserved on the porch next time? We have to consider the neighbors."
Her brother proceeds to put a hand on her head and ruffles her ears in a very big-brotherly sort of way.
HARU'S BROTHER: "You tell her dad! I mean it's the driveway, not the backseat of a Hummer!"
Haru's face looks like a thundercloud... Ready to spit lighting at any moment!
HARU: "...!" (Why can't I have a normal family?)
They all begin to walk into the house. As they do, Haru's sister turns to her with a curious look.
HARU'S SISTER: "Hey Haru, is it true that canines have tongues like sandpaper?"
Haru barks at at her with an annoyed look.
HARU: "NEVER YOU MIND THAT!"
Walking behind his youngest daughter, Haru's dad notices something: there are five noticable holes Haru's jacket, most likely cause by Legosi's claws. This makes him adopt a worried expression.
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THE END... FOR NOW.
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