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(Insert scenic postcard here that says wish you were here)
4/28/13
Kit,
Magnus has brought Livvy and me your necklace, so I am writing to you to say thank you. We both appreciate it very much, hope you’re doing well, and you’ll write back.
Yours, Tiberius Blackthorn.
Ps. Livvy says you and I need to stop being stupid boys. Do you know what she meant?
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Omg omg omg
J A I M E
JAIMEEEEEE
J
A
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M
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What do you want Kit
You’ll never guess what happens
*happened
What
H E W R O T E T O M E
Who?
TY!!!!!!!!!!!
Adhdagjgsljfs omg what did he day give my details
*say
**me
he was just thanking me for a necklace i gave him BUT STILL
Sorry what you gave him a necklace
Yes
A month ago
Keep up
Why am I just hearing about this
Wait nvm idc this is really cute go on
Magnus was making something for him and he needed something physical for it so I gave him my mom’s necklace
No biggie
BUT HE SAID HE LIKED IT I'M DYING
Dude you’re so in love
Kinda sad right
I haven’t seen him in 6 months and I left without saying goodbye
Lol I’m such a fucking idiot why would he care about me
Eh
You’re not an idiot
Aw thanks Jaime I didn’t know you cared
You’re a horny 15 year old idiot
Wow thanks
Yw
You’re not wrong though
Jaime
Jaime where did you go
Hellooooooo
Fine just leave me to suffer alone
All alone
A l o n e e e e
K imma go make vines now bai
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(Insert postcard of Devon)
5/11/13
Ty,
Yw for the necklace, I’m glad you liked it. Idk what livvy’s on about, you and I together are like the smartest people Ik. Tell her I say hi.
-Kit
Ps. I’m actually kinda really exited you wrote to me
(Insert postcard of dimmit tarn)
5/23/13
Kit,
I’m very glad you wrote back too, even though Livvy had to explain to me what the text abbreviations stood for. I know you said you wished you’d never met me, but I hope that your excitement over my letter means you’ll be my friend again. That’s all I ever wanted.
Yours, Tiberius Blackthorn.
Ps. I asked livvy again, and she just says that we’re extremely blind to the obvious. This was not helpful.
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Fuck
Fuckity fuck fuck
Jaime he says he just wants to be my friend
Help what do I do
Bro I’m bad at relationships don’t ask me
I’ve literally never been in a relationship longer than 3 weeks
Also sorry about ty that sucks
maybe tell him you love him again?
Wow what great advice
Worked last time
Do you think he’d find a way to punch me through a letter
Wouldn’t put it past him he’s pretty smart
Honestly you deserve it though
WHAT??!
E X C U S E M E
WHY WOULD I DESERVE TO BE PUNCHED AGAIN
it hURT
well
I mean
You did say you wished you’d never met him
Don’t remind me
And that he was selfish
THANK YOU JAIME THAT’LL BE ENOUGH
Also you technically started the fight
Jamie.
Ok ok I’ll stop now
Thank
I gtg now bye
Good luck with your love life
Lmao what love life
K bai
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Ok but seriously Jaime what do I do
I can’t just ignore it he obviously expects me to write back
But if I write back then he’ll think that I just want to be his friend too
And I don’t want to go through that again
Kit I’m in the middle of something
just do whatever you want and stop texting me
What could be more important than me
I’m a beast
LMAOOO WHO TOLD YOU THAT
a lady in town For Your Information
Bro you don’t even like girls
You like drinking and pining over ty
Ok but the poINT STILL STANDS
mhm keep telling yourself that
Maybe in a few years it’ll be half true
Sometimes I think you like insulting me
Sometimes?
Ok
All the time
Insulting you is fun
You make it easy
Way to kill my self esteem thanks
You’re very welcome
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(insert postcard)
6/4/13
kit,
i couldn't help but notice that you haven't written back, and i'm sure you had your reasons. maybe you didn't get my letter, or maybe your response got lost in the mail. if that is the case, would you be opposed to us texting? my number is 310-788-9167 if you are interested. i hope you and your family are doing well.
yours, Tiberius Blackthorn.
ps. Livvy says that in the case you did get my letter and just didn't write back, you need to remember your promise to her. she says you'll know what she means.
hey kit
what
did you write back yet
no and i'm not going to
what why i thought you liked him
you told me you didn't want to hurt him
like ever
what changed
look
this'll be better for him in the long run
if we become friends again then i'll just fall for him again and we'll both get hurt again
also i have other reasons i can't talk about
well i cant stop you but fair warning this is probably a bad idea
is your plan in the long run to get vine famous and then he'll see you on the internet
...
maybe
except he doesn't use the internet
he didn't even know what uber was
oh that's just sad
anyways i'm going on patrol now have fun with your sad life
thanks
bye
(insert fire message thingie)
tell livvy things have changed