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  1. Of Birds and Bees, According to Dio by for DarkSideOfTheSwamp

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    05 Jun 2020

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    “Jojo... Where do you think children come from?”
    Joanna fidgeted, sensing some catch in the question, but answered:
    “Well... When you marry, God sends an angel to give you a child, and it grows in mother's belly.” She noticed Dio's expression. “That's what father told me,” she added, a little defensively.
    Dio just stared. And then stared some more.
    George Joestar, you stupid, prudish old bastard.
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    OR: Dio gives Joanna The Talk

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