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    The monsters are vampires. Neil is a reluctant vampire slayer. I’m sure you can see where this is going.

    Oh, and Columbia is a literal portal to hell.

     

    Wymack drops his clipboard on his desk and sits on the edge of it, nearly overturning a huge coffee mug that’s printed with Tears of my Athletes. “You’re a vampire slayer.”

    “I’m sorry,” Neil says, because he must have heard wrong. “What the fuck?”

    And then, a beat later, “What’s a Hellmouth?”

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