Work Text:
JJK97 has uploaded a new video!
Jungkook was holding the phone at a distance from his face. It was a different place from the thumbnail, a hotel room. There was a bed in the background, but Jungkook was walking to the balcony.
“Hello everybody! JK here. I know I promised I would upload the video from the gamecon, and I WILL upload it this week. But I actually had a video pre-recorded just in case I didn’t have time to edit everything. I’m sure you know what it is about thanks to the title of the video, so... enjoy!”
The video then changed to a different room. The angle only showed a table, a lot of materials on top of it. Behind the table, Jungkook was shown with an empty chair to his side.
“Welcome! If you’re seeing this, it means I did not have time to edit all the clips from gamecon.” He giggled to himself, his bunny teeth showing. “Oh well, sorry about that. Since you will have more games-related videos coming up, I thought ‘Hey, why not make something different?’ So today, we are going to act like other YouTubers and do a DYI! And to make it even more special, I convinced my boyfriend to participate. Come here, babe.”
Taehyung appeared from the side of the frame, waving at the camera.
“Hi.” He sat on the empty chair, brushing some strands of hair out of his eyes. Jungkook looked at him for a couple of seconds, a goofy smile on his face, before shaking his head and looking back at the camera.
“We are going to make this small thing, uh, I don’t know the name.” Taehyung snorted beside him. “I remember I did this in elementary school. Here, I’ll put a picture of how it looks.” Jungkook pointed to some point in front of him, where a picture of a small balloon with plastic eyes and strings of wool as hair. “So, these things. In order to make them, you need a balloon, flour, a funnel, a spoon, glue, these fake eyes that move when you shake them, scissors, wool, and…” he put his arm on Taehyung’s shoulders, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. “A hot boyfriend. I doubt you’ll find one like mine, though.”
Taehyung raised an eyebrow, biting back a smile. “Are you sure? Because I think mine is even hotter than yours.”
“Of course I’m sure.” Jungkook looked back to the camera. “Tae looks the best in everything, doesn’t he?”
“It’s good to hear that from Jungkookie,” Taehyung leaned closer to his boyfriend, “because he looks the best in everything as well.”
Jungkook licked his lips, his eyes fixed on Taehyung’s. “Does he?” He was leaning in as well.
[From nowhere, there was a cut, an image of a drawn ‘JK’ with a jaykay sound in the background.]
The video went back to normal, a blushing Jungkook appearing with Taehyung resting his head on his shoulder. Their clothes were in disarray, nothing like before, just like their hairs. Jungkook cleared his throat.
“Anyways, as I was saying, we are making these things. The first step is to take your balloon, like this.” He grabbed one, a pink one, each hand holding an end. “Then, you’re going to stretch it.” He pulled the ends, demonstrating what he had just said. “And then you’re gonna blow it up a little bit. Again, it’s only to stretch it, so you can let the air out right afterward. Actually, I would recommend you to do that, unless you want to make a mess with the flour later.”
Taehyung snorted. “You would know about that, wouldn’t you?”
Jungkook pouted. “Weren’t you supposed to participate too? I didn’t bring you only to show your pretty face.”
“I like watching you,” Taehyung answered, moving his head enough to kiss Jungkook on the shoulder. He did grab a balloon, though, repeating Jungkook’s steps.
“Next you grab the funnel and put it inside the ballon. You are going to fill it with the flour– That’s why you need a spoon, so it’s easier.”
They worked in silence for a couple of seconds, no words needed. Jungkook was bumping his head, though, and it was questions of seconds before he started humming. Taehyung started humming with him, making Jungkook look at him on the side. He didn’t say anything about it, though. He just continued working.
“... for as long as I live, and as long as I love…” Taehyung sang, too focused on getting the flour inside his balloon to notice. “I will never not think about you...”
Jungkook smiled, giving another look to his boyfriend. “ ... from the moment I lived, I knew you were the one. And no matter whatever I do…” he continued, startling Taehyung a bit. They stated at each other’s eyes, smile still present on Jungkook’s face. “ I will never not think about you. ”
[Another cut]
“So, Taehyung,” started Jungkook again, a hickey badly covered with makeup on the side of his neck. His lips were slightly swollen. On his side, Taehyung wasn’t much different, except that now he was smirking. They were back at filling the balloons. “A lot of people have been asking how we met. Would you like to tell them?”
“Sure, bun.” Taehyung shook his ballon a bit, trying to get all the flour inside. “So, Jungkook and I met about a year ago. Jimin —you have seen him before, I think— and I were back from a boring meeting with the council in Busan so we were like ‘Hey, why don’t we go walk around the beach for a bit?’ It was the middle of the morning of a weekday, so we thought no one would be there. Turns out, we were wrong.”
Jungkook giggled. “I was visiting my parents that week, and that particular day I wanted to go to the beach. While there, I saw these two guys playing with the water. Now, this was in March. It was nine degrees outside. It’s not every day that you find people playing with water when it’s that cold. Especially two hot dudes.”
Taehyung raised an eyebrow. “Bun, we literally did that again last time we went to Busan. You were the one that brought up the idea. Jimin and I had to get you new clothes because you were about to suffer hypothermia”
“Ok, but was I supposed to know that the reason you two weren’t cold was that you’re vampires?”
“Well, yeah.”
There was a moment of silence.
“... anyways…” continued Jungkook. “Once you filled the balloon you have to take out the funnel. Try to not make a mess, please. Then, squeeze the balloon to let the air out and tie a knot–” He tied the balloon. “Like this!”
While Jungkook was focused on his little project, Taehyung went to take more flour, creating a small mountain on his hands. He placed them in front of his mouth, Jungkook’s face in the opposite direction.
“Hey bun,” Taehyung called.
“Yes?” Asked Jungkook, without looking at him.
“Watch this.”
As soon as Jungkook turned his head to face his boyfriend, Taehyung blew air onto the flour. It all went flying directly to Jungkook’s face, who barely had time to close his eyes before the flour hit his skin. He spitted out the flour that managed to get inside his mouth, scrunching his face. He used his fingers to get rid of the bits accumulated on his eyelashes.
“Why,” he asked, staring at his boyfriend with betrayal written all over the place.
“Why not?” Asked back Taehyung. Jungkook sighed, reaching for the flour.
“This is war, babe.”
[Cut]
“Jungkook is trying to get some of the flour off his hair right now, so I decided to continue the story without him.” Taehyung seemed fairly clean, but the table in front of him and all the visible surroundings were all covered on flour. “Perks of being faster than a human.”
It was clear he was smug about the situation.
“After Jungkook saw us he approached us and tried to make conversation asking us why we were playing when it was so cold. Now, the thing is, Jimin doesn’t like humans at all. So he literally hissed at him and walked away.” He chuckled. “He has his reasons, but it only took Jungkook a couple of days before Jiminie warmed up to him. How could he not, when he looked at him with his huge doe eyes? I swear he had the galaxy on them. He’s so cute… I’m pretty sure he’s going to be blushing when he edits this part. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure he includes this part on the video”
Taehyung froze for a moment. There was a small square that popped up beside his head, a small Jungkook in his studio.
Just because I did include the part it does not mean you should mention it. Please, don’t. I’m begging you. Tae and Jimin tease me more than enough already.
The square disappeared, Taehyung unfreezing.
“I stood back and explained that Jimin’s behavior wasn’t personal, and Junkook just said that it was fine and asked me if that would be a problem since my ‘boyfriend’ was walking away without me.” Taehyung chuckled. “He thinks he’s slick, but it was obvious he was trying to ask me if I was single or not. Also, his face was completely red and was stuttering a bit. It was the cutest thing ever. I told him that Jimin wasn’t my boyfriend and that he would be fine by himself for a while. Actually, my words were ‘We have been visiting this beach since before Korea was a country.’ He looked so confused. Truly adorable. And the funniest thing is that he thought I was joking”
The square pooped up again.
Don’t believe him.
“I kept trying to give him hints that I wasn’t human, but he never mentioned anything. He would just look at me for a couple of seconds and then shrug. It was funny at the beginning, but then I was like ‘How long can I continue this until he realizes?’” Taehyung shook his head. “We talked for hours until he got hungry and asked me if I wanted to go and eat together. By that point I was ready to give up, you know? But I decided to give it a last shot. And, like, vampires don’t need to eat human food. Technically we can eat, but it doesn’t really taste good, so I looked at him and said ‘Are you on the menu? Because I am kind of hungry’ while letting him see my fangs.”
Taehyung paused for a second, his eyes softening while looking at something that was behind the camera.
“Jungkook just looked at me and blurted ‘Wow you’re so beautiful’ to my face. I wasn’t expecting that, so I looked at him before I started laughing for, I don’t know, five minutes? He just stood there, blushing. That day I knew I would do anything to make that guy my eternal companion. A week later, we became boyfriends.” He looked back at the camera. “Best decision I’ve made in the past, I don’t know, three hundred years. He’s my better half, you know? I really love him”
“I love you too, babe,” said Jungkook, walking from behind the camera. He kissed Taehyung on the top of his head, before sitting to his side. “So, where were we?”
“We have to decorate our…” His boyfriend snorted. “Thing. We should give it a name, or something. Mine is going to be Tata, because why not?” Taehyung put a hand on his boyfriend’s thigh. “What do you want to call yours?”
“Maybe… Cookie?”
Taehyung nodded. “I like it.” He grabbed red wool. “Tata will have red hair because I like how blue and red look together.”
“That sounds nice. Let me just glue the eyes together.”
They quickly finished their craft, showing them to the camera. They both were wearing proud smiles.
“Done! So, this is how you make your own Tata and Cookie! This is just a filler video, I’ll upload the actual gamecon vlog later. Like always, you can like and subscribe. Until next time!”
“Bye guys,” waved Taehyung, hugging Jungkook.
Comments:
Smolders: First comment lmao
Busanbitxhes: Why did they have to cut the best parts? We need the extra footage!
Loselobster: Damn this is so soft. What the fuck I thought this was a videogame channel.
GamerTroll: lol that’s gay.
MamboN5:Yeah that’s the point Harold.
IrishPotato: Ok but when will they play together?
LuvSans: We want a collab with @OGVampJinnie
JJK97: Then you’ll like the gamecon video ;)