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"Not drinkin'?"
"I don't drink any more, John."
"What, never?"
"Pretty much. About the only time I drink is to honour someone who's died."
"Someone died last night."
"He was a mugger. Someone I respect, John."
"Oh. I could go kill someone? Who d'you respect?"
"No, John!"
"Aww, come on, can't blame a guy for trying! Not gonna be much fun any more if you don't drink, are you, Jackie?" A beat. "Now, don't you go raisin' that eyebrow at me."
"Why not?"
"'Cos it's cheatin'."
"Yeah? I can be fun without drinking, John." Pause. "Want me to show you?"