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underweight by sixstepsaway
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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Summary
Wei Wuxian doesn’t look after himself, so it’s up to Lan Wangji to do it for him.
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“Can we have sex now?”
“No.” Lan Wangji stands.
“N— No?!” Wei Wuxian stares at him aghast. “I came all the way over here to not get fucked?!”
Lan Wangji peels back the covers. “In.”
“Lan Zhan,” Wei Wuxian says warily, “this isn’t sexy.”
“I am aware. In.” Lan Wangji is not budging.
“Lan Zhaaaaaaaan,” Wei Wuxian whimpers. “I can just go home if you don’t want to fuck.”
“Get into the bed, Wei Ying,” Lan Wangji says. “If you sleep until five in the morning, you will get the sexual gratification you so clearly crave.”
Wei Wuxian pauses. “You’ll fuck me at five AM?” he says.
Lan Wangji eyes him a moment. “If you sleep, I will suck you off at five AM.”
Wei Wuxian rolls right into the bed and sprawls like he owns the place, somehow filling most of Lan Wangji’s king sized mattress with his lanky body and dragging one of the pillows into his arms. “Why didn’t you say so before?”