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One day Percy was walking on the beach, waiting for the sunset. He Looks down and sees handwriting in the sand, saying, "If you could have anything, what would you want?" Percy ignored it for a while, then after he walked about ten yards, he saw more handwriting! He read "Really, what?" So he wrote in the sand, "A normal life." He assumed that Poseidon wrote it, but little did he know the person-or should I say THING-that wrote it was a very intelligent Crab (dun dun duuuun) He didn't find this out until he talked to his dad. Percy's dad said that a while back he and Athena were having a prank war. For one of his pranks, he turned one of her sons into a crab (a very smart crab). Don't worry, it was no one you knew.