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Kay Faraday has changed “New Chat” to "Great Theives"
Kay Faraday has added Sebastian Debeste
Kay Faraday has added Ema Skye
Kay Faraday has added Miles Edgeworth
Kay Faraday has added Franziska Von Karma
Miles Edgeworth: No.
Miles Edgeworth has left the chat
Start of private messages between Kay Faraday and Miles Edgeworth
Kay: aw, come on mr edgeworth!!
Kay: plz???
Miles: As a prosecutor, I refuse to be part of any conversation that labels me a thief.
Kay: :(
Kay: ur no fun
*read at 12:49 pm*
Kay: :(((((
*read at 1:26 pm*
Kay: :(((((((((((
Miles: ...
Miles: ...fine.
Kay: :D
Kay Faraday has added Miles Edgeworth
Miles Edgeworth has changed "Great Theives" to "Great Thieves"
Miles: I before e except after c.
Kay: im too gay to spell correctly
Miles: I don’t see what your sexuality has to do with your spelling, considering I don’t have an issue.
Kay: god ur so old
Miles: I’m only 28!
Sebastian: wait then what about neighbor
Sebastian: or beige
Ema: english isn’t real
Ema: its a gross amalgam of like 4 languages
Franziska: I can confirm.
Sebastian: what does amalgam mean
Ema: its a process or set of rules to be followed in calculations or other problem-solving operations, especially by a computer
Franziska: no, you’re thinking of an algorithm.
Franziska: an amalgam is a story, poem, or picture that can be interpreted to reveal a hidden meaning, typically a moral or political one
Kay: no, thats an allegory
Kay: an amalgam is
Miles: What are you three going on about?
Miles: An amalgam is a mixture or blend.
Sebastian: thank you mr edgeworth
Kay Faraday has changed Miles Edgeworth to Meters Eggworth
Kay Faraday has changed Sebastian Debeste to Best Boi
Kay Faraday has changed Ema Skye to Science Guy
Kay Faraday has changed Kay Faraday to Yatagarasu
Yatagarasu: damn i dont have a good nickname for ms von karma
Meters Eggworth: I understand the play on words for meter, but why eggworth?
Yatagarasu: :3
Best Boi: i think its just funny
Franziska: it is pretty funny.
Meters Eggworth has changed Franziska von Karma to Dominatrix
Yatagarasu: DSKAFHDLSKHFKL
Science Guy: dskljfhk
Best Boi: oh my god
Science Guy: why would you say something so controversial but so brave
Dominatrix: he’s not wrong.
Yatagarasu: IM DEAD OMG
Science Guy: im adding more people
Science Guy: the world needs to see this
Science Guy has added Dick Gumshoe
Science Guy has added Shi-Long Lang
Yatagarasu has added Raymond Shields
Science Guy: uh idk who else
Dick: hey pals
Yatagarasu has changed Dick Gumshoe to Gummy
Meters Eggworth has changed Gummy to Gummy <3
Yatagarasu: aww
Gummy <3: :D
Best Boi: awww
Dominatrix: I’m gonna be sick
Shi-Long Lang: why is franziska called dominatrix
Dominatrix has changed Shi-Long Lang to Werewolf
Werewolf: hey! >:(
Dominatrix: oh i’m sorry
Dominatrix has changed Werewolf to Furry
Dominatrix: is that better?
Furry: only marginally
Raymond Shields: why don’t I get a nickname?
Science Guy: i cant think of any good ones
Best Boi: youd think ray would be easy bc it rhymes with a lot
Best Boi: but im drawing a blank too
Gummy <3: hmmmm…
Furry: wait i was reading the previous messages
Furry: kay i thought you were ace
Yatagarasu: i am
Raymond Shields: but you said you were gay just then
Yatagarasu: i did
Raymond Shields: ???
Science Guy: its a gen z thing kinda
Dominatrix: not really.
Dominatrix: it’s just a queer thing
Meters Eggworth: Shouldn’t I know about it then?
Dominatrix: oh my poor sweet dumb fucking foolish little brother
Raymond Shields: language!
Yatagarasu: ok boomer
Science Guy: it’s ok mr shields
Science Guy: we know how to say fuck
Raymond Shields: :/
Best Boi: be nice to him :(
Yatagarasu: fine
Raymond Shields: i’m still mildly unclear as to what that means exactly
Science Guy: it’s short for baby boomer
Raymond Shields: i know that much
Raymond Shields: but i’m not even a baby boomer
Raymond Shields: i’m gen x i believe
Best Boi: oh, worm?
Raymond Shields: ?????
Yatagarasu: ok boomer
Raymond Shields: (T_T)
Meters Eggworth: Is there a point to this chat?
Dominatrix: I’ve been wondering the same thing myself
Furry: yeah bird girl what gives
Yatagarasu: oh! so...