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Where are they? They told me they would be home at 4 it is 6:30. Did something happen? Are they hurt? All these thoughts ran through my head and they did not stop till I heard a knock on the door. I looked through the peek hole like Grunkle Stan told me to do just in case. You never know in Gravity Falls. At this point I thought it would be Mable, Grunkle Stan, and Grunkle Ford. But...It was just the mailman. Oh come on! I opened the door and the Mailman asked “are you dipper pines because there is no mail box here and it is my first day on the job.” “Yes this is him, and sorry about the mailbox a bear took it about a week ago. I was going to get a new one but I am going to wait till my Grunkles to get home.” “No worries and this is for you! Have a nice day!” I tried to hide the frown on my face because I had a feeling what the letter was about. I waved back to the mailman and went inside. I let out a sigh as I took the letter out of the envelope and began to read it “Dear bro bro, I know you won’t want to hear this but we are not coming back for another 3 or 4 weeks. We are on to something big! I hope you understand and we hope you are safe. Love, Mable p.s I was going to go to a party with Pacifica and I promised her I would go so I told her you would go instead. Love you!” Great just great first they are not coming home for another who knows weeks it could be a month for all I know! And now I have to go to some stupid rich people party. Just my luck......
I woke up the next morning to smell of.... Pancakes!? I was the only one in the house and I locked the doors last night! I told my self not to panic so I grabbed the pocket knife Stan had got me for my 14 birthday and I went down the stairs one by one trying not to make the squeak. I looked around the corner to see a tall blonde girl in the kitchen I let out a sigh of relief and said under my breath “Pacifica.....” then I went up to my room and put the knife away and brushed my teeth. I walked down the stairs at a faster paste then last time and turned into the kitchen. “YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK! I THOUGHT THERE WAS A ROBBER IN MY HOUSE.” “Well there isn’t a hot Robber in your house for you to have sex with.”she said in a sarcastic tone. “Haha very funny. Next time just let me know.” Pacifica let out a chuckle. “Anyways eat and get dressed, we are going shopping.” I let out a grown “And why is that...” even though I already knew the answer. “We are going to turn you into Mable dumdass.” Ok... that was not what I was expecting... “why can’t I just go as me!?” Pacifica looked at her food as she talked. “Well... you see I told my parents that Mable was coming not you and no offense but my parents don’t like you that much..” I rolled my eyes “I’m not surprised..” “whatever Dipper just hurry up I don’t have all day.” “Wait I never agreed to this!” I said giving Pacifica a death stare. “You don’t I have to because you have no choice I need someone to tell those stupid money bag boys to back off now get moving.” At this point I was a little frightened and I also felt bad which I don’t feel often it is just that Pacifica’s parents have been trying to get pacifica a boy friend for years and they won’t except the fact that she is lesbian. “You know you can be really scary sometimes!” “It is a gift.” She grinned at me and then walked into the living room. I finished my pancakes and went up stairs I put on my favorite red shirt with some jeans. Then I topped it off with my trademark hat. I walked downstairs and put on my white Converse height tops that weren’t so white anymore. “Oh this is going to be good!” She said with a devilish smirk on her face. “Yeah yeah just don’t fill your mind with to many pictures.” “Aww man I was just getting to the good ones to I mean you guys are identical” “yeah identical.” Pacifica looked at me like I had told her that 2+2 was 5 “That’s not what I meant dumbass, I meant your facial features.” I let out a laugh. Then me and Pacifica were out the door and on our “adventure” to the mall.
Will Dipper go through with Pacifica’s plan
How will Pacifica disguise Dipper
When will Mable,Grunkle Stan, and Grunkle Ford come back?
Keep reading to find out
Hi! Sorry it is short I will try to make the other chapters longer. Thank you so much for reading I hope you liked this chapter! I will try to post as often as I can. This is my first fanfic so sorry if it is bad. I love to read the comments they make my day. Anyways I hope you have a good rest of your day/night/morning ❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎❤︎