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Bakugou and Kirishima arrived a little late due to the traffic, Kiri just hugged everyone and smiled here and there. While Bakugou just sat and drank with
Sero and Mina, who had their honeymoon just a few weeks ago.
“Wahhhh Mina your ring is so pretty!” Said momo
“Right?”
Bakugou just tched and said that his and kiri were the best ones, they’ve been married for 2 years now. He looked at his husband who was talking
to Kendo aka big hands, they’ve been talking for a while now Kiri told him that kendo likes Tetsu and wants his help. Because she’s been trying to make Tetsu like her too, in fact she has confessed to him like ten times already and he always brushed it off with a “no way my heart
Is taken already, stop kendo!” But she was just like him a persistent bitch and hasn’t given up on him.
So kirishima ofc decided to help her, that damn idiot. But Bakugou was glad someone finally was into Iron face he was worried he would’ve to keep an eye on him
forever, if his bi ass ever tries to make a move on Kirishima for the millionth time again, Bakugou will explode his face for real. But it seemed like she didn’t know that Iron face liked Kirishima because when everyone was drunk and giving their little speech of how much
they’ve missed being all together, he decided to confess again in front of everyone, in front of Bakugou,his feelings.
“I wanted to use this time to tell Kirishima that I’m still crazy about you I won’t give up*hiccup* on you!”
“You....like Kirishima kun?” Big hand seemed hurt
“Of course I do!*hiccup* who else would I be in love with since first year!” That fucker was drunk and everyone stayed silent
“Kirishima bro I love y-“
“TestuTestu!” Kiri interrupted him, he was angry and looked at Kendou with sorry eyes, she just ran away and kiri ran after her
Bakugou was going to explode iron’s face, everyone was looking at him now, he just stood up and got out of there. Why this asshole can’t understand that Kirishima is married now, Kirishima has rejected that idiot even before they got together!!
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*Kiribaku chilling in bed with their matching pajamas*
“Katsuki what do I do? Kendo trusted me and told me everything! She must felt betrayed I can’t believe Tetsu dumb bi ass told her that he has always liked me and that doesn’t like her! like that”
“Why did you have to poke your fucking head into other people’s business idiot?” Bakugou didn’t look at him he kept reading his book.
“Because she asked me to help her with Tetsu since he’s my bro I thought he could finally find someone else!” He pouted
“You must be fucking happy, having a scandal as a married man” Bakugou said ironically
“Ehhh Don’t be like that~” Kiri laughed
“But....what did you do?” He kept reading
“What?”
“You and Tetsutetsu, what exactly happened, why is he still so damn noisy even when you’re fucking married?” Now Bakugou looked at him
“Ehh~~ what else could have happened? we were just bros, Tetsu it’s just like that he’s really persistent and-“Bakugou was listening as if his life depended on it.....Kiri smiled
“Wait a minute...ARE YOU JEALOUS?” Kiri laughed and mocked him
“HAH? Why would I be??! Tch whatever I don’t care! hah, jealous tf?”
Bakugou opened his book again and ignored Kiri’s laugh and poking on his cheek
“Just don’t care...Let them settle it....if everyone is forcing him, then he might back off”
“Oh really?”
“Yeah so just don’t care.....let him wake up himself, idiot”
“Hmm, I see...” Kiri was still a bit sad for them but it’s true he has nothing to do there and WAIT A MINUTE
“You were like that too~~~right!?” His knowing smile appeared
“What the fuck?”
“You too!....if Nobody disturbed you, you’ll understand yourself~~~ am I wrong~~~?”
“You...” Bakugou stare ran away from Kiri’s eyes, Kiri just softly pushed him
“RIGHT~~?” His giggles we’re so loud now
“Fucking sleep idiot goodbye” he turned off his lamp and stopped reading, then he turned around and gave Kiri his back.
“EHHH~~~YOURE JEALOUS KAT! Right? Right?”
“I said no! Fucking sleep!”
“Ehh~~~ obviously! Obviously!” Kirishima was so happy
“Tf stop! Are you crazy? Let me sleep!!” They started wrestling inside on their bed
“You’re so cute~~~!!! Hahaha”
“STOP”
“You know you’re my only one babe~~~hahaha”
“Yeah idiot you literally followed me everywhere for years until I fell for you I had no choice!”
“You fell for me Awwwww katsukiiiiiiii~~~~~” Kiri kisses his husband multiple time
“STOOOOOP”