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Rex’ika : So… I’m confused
Rex’ika : Like really confused
Rex’ika : Who’s the oldest?
BlyFly : By who you mean…?
Rex’ika : You, Ponds, Wolffe, Cody, Fox.
BlyFly : Ho boy!
BlyFly : I’m not touching THAT with one mile pole!
TheWildOne : Hello Rex! Did you called?
TheWildOne : Of course I’m the oldest!
TheWildOne : What were you thinking Rex’ika?
Cody101 : It’s a valid question, you brute!
TheWildOne : Look everyone! The smart one finally showed himself.
Cody101 : If being smart means, that I’m the oldest then fine.
Cody101 : I’ll take it.
Cody101 : Besides
Pondsy : What’s happening?
Cody101 : You cry every time after watching “Titanica”! Is THAT the mark of the oldest?
Pondsy : Oh… That’s happening.
TheWildOne : Shut yourself the kark up!
Cody101 : Don’t curse!
Cody101 : Kids are watching!
BlyFly : HEY! Who are you calling kid?!
Pondsy : Leave it. It’s a lost fight.
TheWildOne : Yeah! Listen to the youngest.
Pondsy : What did you say?
Rex’ika : Calm down guys.
BlyFly : GO GET HIM PONDS!
Cody101 : Wolffe…
TheWildOne : THE youngest.
Thired : Ohohohoho
Thired : Now that’s better than guarding senators!
BlyFly : Go back to work, you nerfhead!
Thired : Rude!
Pondsy : You better not be in barracks…
TheWildOne : Oh! I’m so scared!
TheWildOne : Cody save me from big, bad Ponds!
Cody101 : And that’s why I disowned you.
TheWildOne : First, rude
TheWildOne : Second, can you do that?
Cody101 : And what do you think?
TheWildOne : That you are a bastard.
Cody101 : Change of plans
Cody101 : Ponds stop writing
Pondsy : Why?
Cody101 : I know where Wolffe is.
TheWildOne : THAT IS EXACTLY WHY YOU ARE A BASTARD!
Thired : Fair warning
Thired : Fox’s in a bad mood
Rex’ika : I regret asking you.
Rex’ika : Should have gone to Fox.
Rex’ika : But still, question stands.
Foxtrot : Me
BlyFly : He came in like….
Foxtrot : DON’T YOU DARE
BlyFly : a wrecking ball!
Pondsy : RIP
Cody101 : Force, give me patience…
TheWildOne : Bold move vod
TheWildOne : If we measured who is the oldest by sheer balls, then definitely it would be you.
BlyFly : What…?
TheWildOne : But alas we don’t
TheWildOne : And besides you are dead
Thired sent a picture angryfox.jpg
Thired : Good luck Bly!
Thired : It was nice to meet you.
Thired : And to answer your question Rex’ika
Thired : I’m the oldest ;)
Rex’ika : YOU AREN’T EVEN IN THEIR BATCH
Rex’ika : … or are you?
I’m a stone : Why when something happens I’m not here?
Foxtrot : Because you’re stupid, that’s all.
I’m a stone : Why so rude?
Foxtrot : You’re still here?
I’m a stone : Where else should I be? Oh, mighty commander?
Foxtrot : In a bed, sleeping.
Foxtrot : Because tomorrow’s a physical test
Foxtrot : And you are going to do additional 5 laps.
I’m a stone : You’re joking, right? We have the same rank!
Foxtrot : :)
I’m a stone : I’m not afraid!
Foxtrot : :)
I’m a stone : SHit
I’m a stone left chat
Ne Yo Problem : I still can’t believe he’s the oldest.