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2014-10-19
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2014-12-11
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Chapter 4: What's in Alex's Bag

Summary:

After a few months as a SHIELD Agent assigned to the Avengers, some weird things have ended up in Alex's bag.

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  • One grey umbrella with acid holes. Needs to be replaced.
  • One steel water bottle, currently holding a sample of said acid. Needs to be delivered to the SHIELD science team for testing.
  • One Beretta 92fs with two full clips, not SHIELD standard.
  • One Cryo quick-release blade.
  • One Gerber multitool, with her initials scratched on it since Sam keeps borrowing it to tweak his wings and forgets to return it. (Tony has his own multitool that he designed himself. Pepper is trying to convince him to market them.)
  • One titanium spork.
  • Three protein bars, mostly for Bruce after a Hulk episode.
  • One grey men's t-shirt, see above.
  • One lipstick which is really a pepper spray atomizer, gift from Natasha, color cherry red.
  • One write-in-the-rain note pad and waterproof pen.
  • One Something. Darcy had it in her pocket and it needs to go back to Jane. It might be part of a spectrometer, but with the duck tape it's hard to tell.
  • One StarkPhone, with the Avengers, SHIELD, and JARVIS on speed-dial.
  • One spare string for Clint's bow, because he always forgets to restock his tool belt when one breaks. (TWICE now)
  • One SHIELD-issue ID in standard black leather case.
  • One Stark-modified ear comm (much to Hill's annoyance).
  • One medium first-aid kit in a zip case, stuffed with extras. After the Beretta this is the heaviest thing in her bag.
  • One 9mm silver bullet. Don't ask.
  • One talisman on a leather necklace. Really don't ask.
  • One key ring with a high-pitched emergency whistle and a Res-Q-Me on a carabiner clip.
  • One hairbrush with several hair elastics wrapped around the handle. A small Altoids tin hold extra hairpins.
  • One monocular, 8x22,
  • One small bottle of hand sanitizer, because fighting crime is incredibly gross at times.
  • One lighter, because you never know when you might need to set something on fire.
  • One paracord bracelet that unravels to 10'.
  • Ten plastic zip-ties for securing wrists (because there just never seems to be enough of the darn things).
  • One small roll of duct tape, frequently used in conjunction with the zip-ties.
  • Two epi-pens, because ever since the poison gas situation it was clear that just one wasn't enough.
  • Extra batteries for Clint's hearing aids, so he can't use that as an excuse for not paying attention.
  • Two extra Widow's Bites is a small insulated bag.
  • Half-a-dozen small tracking devices, to be used as needed.
  • A packet of tissues, for sniffles.
  • One picture of her nieces, with Dad dressed as Santa.
  • One plastic shopping bag for carrying things she really doesn't want to put in her bag (most recently, parts of zombie tentacle that Tony wanted to examine back at the lab. She replaced the bag after that. It smelled.)