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Kirishima loves his boyfriends to death but the reason he’s hiding from him right now is that maybe Bakugou has an obsession with his face cheeks like a REAL OBSESSION
It all started when Bakugou touched them when they were about to kiss for the first time, at the beginning he controlled himself but after one year dating Bakugou just grabs them and squeezes them like play dough or worse he bites them, not really hard of course but enough to left him with teeth marks after, the Bakusquad has taken pics and it looks like Bakugou’s eating mochi, he didn’t care at the beginning, in fact, he loved it, the way Katsuki would squeeze his face with love, or give him pecs, the cute photos that their friends took
It was alright but lately, Katsuki’s obsession with his cheeks is happening almost daily, that much that his face hurts because of the squeezes Bakugou did before
Or like this morning they were cuddling and Bakugou just grabbed his face gave him a chaste kiss and proceeded to play with his cheeks again
“Babe stop my face hurts you’ve been playing with my cheeks... like daily”
“they’re fcking soft deal with it”
Kiri let him play. After school the Bakusquad menus Bakugou were playing cards on the common room and suddenly his boyfriend was there looking for him with his eyes and his hands squeezing the air
“Eijirou come to my room” Kiri knew what Katsuki’s real intentions were. He just stood up put his hands on his cheeks (protecting them)
“NO! MY CHEEKS ARE LITERALLY RED BECAUSE OF YOU” Kiri rounded the table trying to avoid his boyfriend
“just give up Eijirou and have them to me”
“NEVER!”
“Uhhhh are you guys fighting or we’re missing something cuz we’re confused...”sero said
Eijirou and Katsuki were running around the table
“Kat! Look at them they’re red and I have your teeth tattooed on my right cheek look!!!” Kiri tried to stop him
“It’s not my fcking fault they are the softest shit ever now give up and stop running away!”
“NO”
Iida was screaming and telling them to stop but Bakugou kept chasing Kirishima around the table or the sofa or around Iida.
“Fcking come here idiot”
“No, let them breathe!”
“Lmao, which cheeks is Bakugou chasing tho? His butt-“ Mineta couldn’t end the sentence with Bakugou throwing an explosion to his face.
“Denki help!” Kiri was exhausted but he kept running and Bakugou kept chasing him. Why did Kiri date the most athletic guy on the class WHY
“Bakusquad it’s time for protect Kiri formation!” Mina shouted. They all stood before Kiri and blocked Bakugou’s way
“MOVE EXTRAS YOU WANNA DIE?”
Kiri ran towards the dorms and he just needed a place to hide then he found Midoriya’s room
“MIDORIYAAAAA KATSUKI IS CRAZYYYY HELP”
“I know...wait what”
“Let’s go to your room now” Kiri just grabbed his shirt and looked the door of Deku’s room
“What is happening !?” Then Deku heard explosions...Kacchan.
“Katsuki wants to squeeze my cheeks,” Kiri said as if it makes sense
“Kacchan is chasing you for that?” Deku was confused and scared if Kacchan find them or more like finds that Deku was an accomplice he’s dead
“He just loves my cheeks and I told him that I didn’t want him to play with them now cuz they need a break AND HE WENT CRAZY”
“Could that be Kacchan’s weakness!?”
“What no! He’s obsessed!”
“Eijirou~~~” HES here They waited in silence and heard the elevator doors open. He’s gone.
“Are they really that soft?!” Deku was intrigued because it was something that made Kacchan obsessed
“I don’t know! He just likes them I guess..he bites them softly ofc..but
I don’t see anything special about them” Kiri touched his cheeks and stood up
“Thank u for helping me Midoriya! Now that he’s upstairs I can look for another place to hide!” Kiri was on his way to the door
“Can I touch them?!” Deku said
“Sure! As long as you don’t squeeze them!”
Deku just poked one of them, it was really soft and squishy, but then his door slammed against his wall
“AHA! FUCKER I FOUN-“ when Bakugou slammed the door he found Deku squeezing Kirishima’s right cheek
“Kirishima-Kun?”
“Yeah?”
“Tell my mom I love her”
“Sure..I’m sorry”
Everything happened too fast,
Bakugou almost exploded Deku’s whole room and carried Kirishima on his shoulder back to his room. He was furious.
“You’re not gonna let me touch them but you’re gonna let fcking Deku do it?” Cute he’s pouting
“Katsuki you know it’s not like that I told you it hurts a bit, and midoriya jus poked them” he tried to calm him (the best someone can do when is being carried like that)
“He was literally fcking squeezing one of them”
“Kats baby Are you really jealous of THAT”
“Fck u!”
“Babe I didn’t tell you to stop touching them forever like just let them breath” he tried to hug Bakugou even though he was upside down
“Hmpf...”
“Hey... Sorry for running away from you like that... I should have said something instead of panicking like that, it was kinda fun tho you chasing me like that as if we were kids” Kiri laughed
“Whatever just go to your room I’m tired now” he put Kiri down and went to his room
“No way! I’m going with you” he hugged Bakugou and didn’t let go
“When was the last time you slept on your own room idiot”
“Don’t need a room when I have a bf”
Kiri closed the door and locked it too, but he saw Bakugou frowning while he changed and knew something was wrong
“Kat is everything ok?”
“Yeah it is now let’s sleep”
“No, it’s not babe I know you too well to fall for that”
“Fcking shut up I’m tired”
“Spill it”
“There’s nothing-“
“Katsuki”
“Fcking Fine!....did I really fcking hurt you?
“Hurt me?”
“Yeah like does it hurt so bad? Did I-“
“Kat is that what is worrying you? They’re just red and one has a bite mark, it didn’t HURT it’s just sensitive? But I promise you that if it was that serious I would’ve told you, so you didn’t hurt me and I know that this is one of the ways you express your love..sorry if made you feel bad”
“It’s fcking okay I thought I hurt you for real”
“Nope, nothing to worry about!” Kiri just tacked his boyfriend to the bed and cuddle him. Sometimes Kiri thinks that Bakugou’s like a little kid
And well since things were clarified Bakugou’s attacks didn’t stop now that everyone knew about his obsession he didn’t care where he would squeeze his boyfriend’s cheeks. Now he knows he has to be more careful tho, but Kiri loves it anyway! The way they’re just chilling or seeing a
movie and suddenly Bakugou “ÑOM” and stays there like a leech. Now Kiri just laughs about it and doesn’t care if he has literally a hickey on his cheek. But the squeezing is less now that Bakugou found another thing to squeeze.... in other news Deku’s room is back to normality!!