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Group-chat Shenanigans

Summary:

What happens if you created a group chat with the characters of RWBY?

Shenanigans. That’s what happens!

Enjoy!!

Notes:

I uh, may have created a chaotic mess, dON’T YELL AT ME!

I also did get inspiration by other stories like this and wanted to do something like it because, they’re great.

If you’re confused on the names, here ya go! ;)

Nyoom- Ruby
Ice Princess- Weiss
Shady Cat- Blake
Cat Simp- Yang
Thunder Thighs- Nora
Ren- Ren
Mom Friend- Jaune
Pine- Oscar
Gotta Go Fast- Harriet
Good Boi -Marrow
Vine- Vine
Hammer Time- Elm
Four Leaf- Clover
Edgy Birb- Qrow
Ice Queen- Winter
General- Ironwood
Best Girl- Penny

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: Welcome

Chapter Text

(A new thread has been started between James Ironwood and Winter Schnee)

Winter Schnee: General, I believe it would be best if we created a group with everyone. This way, communication between teams would be more efficient and easier. That includes the children, the Ace Ops, and, gods I hate saying this, Qrow.

James Ironwood: Agreed. Please inform Clover so we can begin arranging it. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Winter.

 

(A new thread has been started between Clover Ebi and Winger Schnee)

Winter Schnee: Hello Clover. The General and I have spoken.

Clover Ebi: Yes?

Winter Schnee: We will be making a new group with everyone. This way communication will be much easier between people.

Clover Ebi: Will I need to make or?

Winter Schnee: Please do.

Clover Ebi: Yes ma’am.

 

(Clover Ebi has created a new thread with 16 others)

Clover Ebi: Hello everyone.

Marrow Amin: What’s this?

Elm Ederne: New chat?

Clover Ebi: Yes Elm, a new chat.

Clover Ebi: This group will be used for easier communication between teams whilst on missions, or just easy access to reach one of us.

Clover Ebi: And please, behave yourselves.

(Clover Ebi has changed the group name to ‘Official Communication’)

Ruby Rose: eeee!

Yang Xaio Long: NICKNAME TIME BABY!

(Yang Xaio Long has changed their nickname to ‘Cat Simp’)

(Ruby Rose has changed their nickname to ‘Nyoom’)

(Harriet Bree has changed their nickname to ‘Gotta Go Fast’)

(Elm Ederne has changed their nickname to “Hammer Time’)

(Vine Zeki has changed their nickname to ‘Vine’)

(Clover Ebi has changed their nickname to ‘Four Leaf’)

Gotta Go Faster: seriously clover?

Four Leaf: It’s fitting!

(Blake Belladonna has changed their nickname to ‘Shady Cat’)

Cat Simp: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Shady Cat: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Nyoom: awweee

(Qrow Branwen has changed Weiss Schnee’s nickname to ‘Ice Princess’)

Ice Princess: Hey!

Qrow Branwen: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Nyoom has changed Qrow Branwen’s nickname to ‘Edgy Birb’)

Edgy Birb: pipsqueak

Nyoom: fitting :)

Four Leaf: Very fitting, for that matter. :)

Edgy Birb: ebi

Four Leaf: Branwen.

Winter Schnee: Hello everyone.

Ice Princess: Winter!

Winter Schnee: Hello Weiss. Why is that your nickname?

Ice Princess: Qrow!

Edgy Birb: :)

Nyoom: this is already chaotic and JNOR isn’t even here yet

(Nora Valkyrie has changed their nickname to ‘Thunder Thighs’)

Thunder Thighs: WE’RE LATE

Thunder Thighs: THE PARTY BEST NOT HAVE STARTED WITHOUT JNOR

(Lie Ren has changed their nickname to ‘Ren’)

Ren: Nora, please settle down.

(Thunder Thighs has changed Jaune Arc’s nickname to ‘Mom Friend’)

Mom Friend: Fitting.

Edgy Birb: very

(Oscar Pine has changed their nickname to ‘Pine’)

Pine: Hello!

Pine: Am I supposed to be here?

Four Leaf: Yes Oscar. Hello and welcome everyone!

Four Leaf: Again, this channel is for easier communication.

Winter Schnee: Thank you Clover.

Thunder Thighs: NEW GROUP CHAT! YEAH!

Ren: Nora

Thunder Thighs: Ren

Nyoom: RUBY!

Penny Polendina: Salutations!

Nyoom: PENNY! :D

Penny Polendina: Hello Ruby!

(Nyoom has changed Penny Polendina’s nickname to ‘Best Girl’)

Nyoom: :3

Best Girl: :)

Cat Simp: awwweeeee

Nyoom: HFJSNDJD YANG!

Shady Cat: You did say it earlier.

Edgy Birb: i just noticed yang and blakes names

Edgy Birb: care to explain

Cat Simp: UH BYE

Shady Cat: Yang just ran out of the room.

Edgy Birb: where to

Edgy Birb: ...

Edgy Birb: never mind

Cat Simp: CARE TO EXPLAIN WHAT I’M SEEING UNCLE QROW?

Edgy Birb: I don’t know what you’re referring too yang

Car Simp: @Four Leaf how about you?

Four Leaf: I plead the fifth.

Edgy Birb: good boy

Good Boi: What’s going on?

Nyoom: uncle qrow

Edgy Birb: ruby

Nyoom: what chya doooooin?

Edgy Birb: i see you by the corner, leave us alone

Ice Princess: Us?

Edgy Birb: uhhh

Edgy Birb: i plead the fifth

Nyoom: UNCLE QROW AND CLOVER ARE CUDDLING

Gotta Go Fast: i just spit my water

Four Leaf: Ms. Rose, please tread carefully.

Nyoom: pfffft

Nyoom: i’ve got penny and weiss with me he won’t do anythingggg

Best Girl: Ruby, I suggest we run!

Nyoom: uh

Best Girl: Uncle Qrow seems quite angry!

Cat Simp: did she just say..

Shady Cat: She did

Ice Princess: Please help us.

Four Leaf: I’m on my way.

Ice Princess: Thank you Clover!

Four Leaf: Of course :)