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"Matthew, it’s 5 in the morning stop shaking me!" Taehyung groaned.
"Tae there's moving trucks outside of Momo and Heechul's old house!" Matthew stated as he continued trying to walk Taehyung up. He lifted his head and glared at his boyfriend.
"Ajfjsjfh?" he said in a tired state.
"Yes ajfjsjfh! Now c'mon dumbass." Matthew then dragged Taehyung to the window that overlooked their neighbors house. Lo and behold, there were moving trucks. Momo and Heechul were a sweet couple that lived next door to Taehyung and Matthew before moving out three months ago. The house has been empty ever since.
Matthew fumbled around for his phone to call their friends, Jiwoo and Somin—who were also dating.
Once the girls answered Matthew spoke into his phone like a walkie-talkie.
"Jiwoo this is BM and J.Seph what can you make out from your side over."
"Looks like a young couple. Over," Jiwoo responded. Taehyung rolled his eyes and took the phone from Matthew.
"Why are we doing this at 5 in the goddamn morning?" he asked rubbing his eyes. Somin responded.
"Because these people are weirdos and for some reason up at the ass crack at dawn."
"We ride at dawn bitches," Taehyung and Matthew said in unison.
"EXACTLY!" Somin spouted from the other side of the line. For the next hour or so the four of them watched as these new weird people moved into the house. Taehyung decided to lay his head on Matthew's leg while he shortly ended the call with Somin and Jiwoo to order Starbucks. Five minutes later the doorbell rang.
"That was fast," Taehyung said as he lifted his head. The two of them walked to the door and slowly opened it. Instead of seeing two Grande lattes, they see a woman and man.
Both of them had freaky wide smiles on their faces. The man had those cheesy glasses from the 70s and the woman's hair was tied in a bun. They were both staring creepily right at Taehyung and Matthew. In the woman's hands was a tray of cookies.
"Um, hi?"
"Hello there! I'm Kim Hyojong and this is my wife, Hyuna!" the man spoke up in a very loud and enthusiastic voice.
Hyuna smiled at the both of them. "We're your new neighbors. What is your names?"
"I'm Taehyung and this is my boyfriend Matthew." Matthew waved at them, looking the couple up and down. Judging by the look his was giving them, he was suspicious as fuck. Probably most likely because they're up this early in the morning and don't look like absolute trash.
"Are you two roommates?" Hyojong asked.
The two of them nodded. "Yah, we're also dating.
"Aww how sweet. Remember when we first started dating honey?" Hyuna remarked. Hyojong smiled.
"If you weren't holding those cookies I would kiss you right now." Matthew looked like he was about to puke, Taehyung felt like it.
"So, speaking of cookies, how many can we take?" Matthew asked.
"Four. We need to save some for the other neighbors." Taehyung grabbed four and passed two to Matthew. As Matthew ate, he mentioned something.
"Please don't go Seunghyun's house that guy is the definition of an asshole. Kept bullying poor Felix and I think Tzuyu kicked him in the balls once for something he said." Hyojong saluted them and kept showing off that creepy smile of his.
"Will do!" The couple turned around in a synchronized fashion and walked off. Taehyung closed the door quickly and locked it. He gave Matthew a nervous look as his boyfriend ran to spit out the cookies in the trash. He pushed up his glasses and gulped.
"Was it just me or were they really creepy," Matthew said. Taehyung nodded aggressively.
"Thank god I ain't alone babe."
"Did you hear what those nice boys say about that man?" Hyuna asked. Hyojong nodded.
"If a lady is to kick a man where it hurts she did it for a good reason."
Hyuna smiled slyly at her husband.
"Why don't we invite this Seunghyun for dinner tomorrow?" Hyojong titled his head up and grinned.
"I like that idea."