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1. I get kinda hectic by brynnmck for NaomiGnome

   Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   26 Jun 2020

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   • Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth
   • Jaime Lannister
   • Brienne of Tarth
   • First Time
   • Costumes
   • Frottage
   • Dirty Talk
   • Fluff and Humor
   • a hint of roleplay
   • a soupcon of jeedos
   • appropriately inappropriate
   • none of you are free of sin

   Summary

   One thing Brienne has learned over the course of her career as a costume shop owner is that every single conceivable costume has a hilariously ridiculous "sexy" version. She's seen all the usual suspects, of course: sexy nurse. Sexy vampire. Sexy firefighter. Then there are the less-common, more nightmare-inducing ones: sexy hamburger. Sexy teddy bear. Sexy banana (half-peeled for your pleasure). She'd even found a sexy speculum costume one night at a party after several glasses of wine and a double-dog-dare from her friends.

   But she's never met anyone who could come anywhere near Jaime Lannister for making even the most mundane costumes seem as filthy as possible.

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