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1. time on my hands by achilleees_tua

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Jun 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Number Five | The Boy/Diego Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Vanya Hargreeves
   • Grace Hargreeves
   • Eudora Patch
   • Sibling Incest
   • Post-Season/Series 01
   • Sex Pollen
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Getting Together
   • Adult Number Five | The Boy

   Summary

   “If you orgasm, you’ll die,” Five said with a grimace. 

   Diego’s eyes went wide.

   “Bet you wish you’d just been sterilized now,” Five said.

   Series

   • Part 5 of five/diego UST+seduction first time fics (the best niche genre)

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   11,144

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   1/1

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