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eight and afraid
suengnim 8-) : you know technically its seven and afraid if chan is afraid
hyunpants :-p : why is chan afraid
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : why are you bringing this up now its been our chats name for months now
suengnim 8-) : it has been bothering me
suengnim 8-) : and hyunjin....
hyunpants :-p : WAIT nvm i get it i get it i get it its his screen name i get it
jeongout : you know what has been bothering ME
afraid tan : please enlighten us so we can help you innie
jeongout : whY do seungsunghyunlix or whatever have those creepy emojis after their names
jeongout : and WHy am i exCLudEd!!
afraid tan : oh
ji$$$ung B-) : cuz we r cool like that
weird flex but ok 0:-) : you want one too?
jeongout : no.
hyunpants :-p : why are we “seungsunghyunlix or whatever” tho whats up with that
suengnim 8-) : and why are you bothered if you dont even want a smiley
jeongout : jeSus one question at a time ppls
jeongout : and btw idk what your lil clubbie is called of which i am obviously not a part thats why i typed or whatever behind the mess of names
bink the twink : i am not part of it either :(
jeongout : yeh cuz ur old but i am young and cute anD in The Same Year as those weirdos and yet
weird flex but ok 0:-) : :-(
jeongout : ok nvm i dont want to be part of this weird use of noses im over my tantrum pls go on w ur lives
ji$$$ung B-) : u sure you dont wnat to be part of our cool club
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : wnat
afraid tan : wnat
suengnim 8-) : wnat
ji$$$ung B-) : god damnit
weird flex but ok 0:-) : changbin btw you need to use noses in ur smileys
bink the twink : can i then be part of your club? :-)
hyunpants :-p : ew no felix what are you doing hes not a millennium falcon!!!
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : lol
bink the twink : :-(
weird flex but ok 0:-) : :-( but hes learning
suengnim 8-) : doesnt matter we dont want him
afraid tan : guys dont be mean
hyunpants :-p : chan u dont understand hes just not qualified
ji$$$ung B-) : wow
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : shEs hhhhhhhhhhhot !
ji$$$ung B-) : >:-(
jeongout : where is this convo even going
hyunpants :-p : are u impressed i used the word qualified jisung? get rekt
weird flex but ok 0:-) : changbin im sorry theyre right ur not qualified but we still love u dont worry
weird flex but ok 0:-) : if u want ill come over for a hug
bink the twink : thx felix :)
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : see he already dropped the nose he thinks its dumb too
ji$$$ung B-) : how dare u
hyunpants :-p : How dare u
weird flex but ok 0:-) : How Dare u
suengnim 8-) : How Dare You
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : omg
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : i Actually feel kinda threatened rn
bink the twink : me too but not by felix hes sweet
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : oh thats right, bin
bink the twink : what
jeongout : PRIVATE CHAT PLEASE
afraid tan : what if its important for everyone though
ji$$$ung B-) : yeah what are you the group chat police or sumn
jeongout : if its not important to ME i dOn’t want To see It
jeongout : i doubt it is
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : its not
jeongout : ok get out then
bink the twink : jesus he already said it in priv
jeongout : good
suengnim 8-) : and you guys call me mean
hyunpants :-p : i dont i think ur cute and sweet
suengnim 8-) : i know thanks
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : FLIRT SOMEWHERE ELSE
jeongout : do you call what seungmin is doing flirting? barely
jeongout : the guy doesnt know how to get feelings across via text
suengnim 8-) : thanks
jeongout : You Are Welcome.
afraid tan : guys
ji$$$ung B-) : if its not important then you can tell everyone right minho
weird flex but ok 0:-) : late
suengnim 8-) : late
ji$$$ung B-) : >:-( i was actually doing hw
afraid tan : im proud of you sungie ^w^
ji$$$ung B-) : thanks channie :-*
hyunpants :-p : ew
bink the twink : what
weird flex but ok 0:-) : cute
afraid tan : what is :-*
ji$$$ung B-) : its a lil kissie
jeongout : FLIRT SOMEWHERE ELSE
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : and this is flirting? jisung gives everyone kisses
ji$$$ung B-) : minho answer my q
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : i just needed to ask him smthing bout school rly boring
afraid tan : oh yeah changbin
bink the twink : what
jeongout : PRIVATE CHAT PLEASE
afraid tan : :P
eight and afraid
ji$$$ung B-) : GUYS
bink the twink : what
suengnim 8-) : yeah ur finally gonna tell us whats going on?
weird flex but ok 0:-) : huh whats going on then?
afraid tan : is he ok?
suengnim 8-) : he has been acting weird all morning and he was kinda late but he said it was because he had to get books out of his locker or sumn
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : he always gets books out of his locker wtf
suengnim 8-) : yeah idk he said he wanted to tell all of you but didnt want to wait until we r all together @ photography club
weird flex but ok 0:-) : tell him to tell us then
weird flex but ok 0:-) : yeah where is the guy
weird flex but ok 0:-) : sngmin get him to tell us then
weird flex but ok 0:-) : omg hyunjin jeongin pls u have your own phones
afraid tan : haha
suengnim 8-) : he was distracted hes typing now
bink the twink : can he hurry whats taking so long
suengnim 8-) : hes asking you to not rush him hes typing
suengnim 8-) : *photo attached*
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : c***
jeongout : minho we can all tell that says cute dont pretend like your cool or mysterious
hyunpants :-p : yeah
weird flex but ok 0:-) : they got their phones out just for you minho
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : im flattered
afraid tan : guys arent you all in class
jeongout : yeah but we r worried bout jisung so we r allowed right chan
jeongout : btw you are chatting too
afraid tan : yeah but im worried about jisung
ji$$$ung B-) : SO I OPENED MY LOCKER TODAY and YEAH minho I Do That Every Day but thats not the point rn the point is that WHen i opened my locker there werent only books in my locker but there were like NOTES too and you may think omg whats special about notes in your locker but i dont mean like the notes you take in class if your paying attention in class no like the sticky notes you stick on things you know and you know what was on them well thats the whole point thats the thing i wanted to tell you guys about the thing i was acting weird about to seungmin but wanted to tell you guys all at once because its kinda a big deal and i kinda wanted to flex a lil but ANYWAY i think i have a secret admirer well maybe not so secret
bink the twink : really what is taking this guy so long
bink the twink : oh
weird flex but ok 0:-) : late
suengnim 8-) : late
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : late
hyunpants :-p : jesus christ
hyunpants :-p : wait lemme read
bink the twink : wait what do u mean not so secret
ji$$$ung B-) : yeah you would like to know huh changbin
ji$$$ung B-) : right
ji$$$ung B-) : changinb
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : changinb
jeongout : IS IT CHANGBIN
weird flex but ok 0:-) : you are not going to tell us whats on them?? :-o
ji$$$ung B-) : no thats embarrassing
afraid tan : guys maybe we should pay attention in class
jeongout : i bet seungmin is already paying attention
jeongout : he is a nerd like that
jeongout : hyunjin is trying too and its cute
jeongout : he is failing though cuz the tea is just too hot
jeongout : and hes a slow reader when it comes too texts but books he can handle like wtf is that
hyunpants :-p : JISGN TELL US
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : jisgn
bink the twink : minho ur not contributing
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : so
hyunpants :-p : JISUNG
ji$$$ung B-) : so i thought i recognized the handwriting
ji$$$ung B-) : so i began to investigate like the cool guy i am
ji$$$ung B-) : and i happen to have some writing references from a couple of you
ji$$$ung B-) : and Yes i had His Handwriting
afraid tan : jisung is it really the best idea to expose him to all of us
hyunpants :-p : JISUNG
ji$$$ung B-) : ok then ill say nothing
bink the twink : i was paid
jeongout : IT WAS CHANGBIN
bink the twink : i just said i was paid
ji$$$ung B-) : ok thank god
bink the twink : :/
ji$$$ung B-) : no offense bin but i thought it was weird that you would write such things
ji$$$ung B-) : it just didnt seem like you
hyunpants :-p : WHO PAID YOU
mingo blingo (rocking the goggles) : didnt think you were the type to get bribed changbin
bink the twink : i gladly help an anonymous secret admirer of my good friend :)
ji$$$ung B-) : so youre not going to tell me who it is
bink the twink : who says i know who it is
ji$$$ung B-) : :-(
weird flex but ok 0:-) : The Plot Thickens
hyunpants :-p : ok ill go back to paying attention now you guys will tell us everything in the break right seungmin jisung
hyunpants :-p : right
"JISUNG"
oh god. jisung thought, hyunjin was walking toward him and seungmin at a fast pace with jeongin and felix following him at his heels. they arrived and hyunjin opened his mouth to speak but before he did his eyes flicked between jisung and the classmate next to him. he closed his mouth again steadying his eyes on seungmin.
"wait seungmin has he told you?" hyunjin sat down at their usual table in front of jisung and seungmin, looking at the boys from the other class curiously.
"has he told me what." seungmin didn't look up at hyunjin but kept his gaze steady at his phone, probably reading the texts that were send in class.
"has he told you what the notes say!" hyunjin exclaimed. seungmin still didn't look up but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, either smiling at whatever was on his phone or at hyunjins excitement.
"jisung why don't you tell us. aren't you flattered by them?" felix said while placing his lunch on the table.
"well yeah i am flattered but i thought maybe the person who send it to me wouldn't like that."
"you believe it isn't changbin?" jeongin said while still half swallowing his banana milk.
"yes i believe him, he wouldn't write this." jisung put his hands in his backpack and took out some pieces of paper. suddenly the three boys across from him let go of whatever food or drink they were consuming to try and sneak a peek at the notes in jisungs hands.
"jissuuuuuuuuunnnggggg!" hyunjin whined as he made grabby hands at jisung, who just held his hands above his head and stuck out his tongue.
"come on you're not going to share this moment with your besties?" jeongin threw his puppy eyes into the battle of convincing jisung to spill the tea and felix soon followed.
seungmin let out a barked laugh at the scene, finally putting his phone away. hyunjin followed seungmins eyes to his side and decided to join his classmates in fighting jisung with cuteness.
"fine FINE i was already planning on telling you guys but this was fun." jisung relented and lowered his arms.
"YOU" jeongin pointed a finger at seungmin. "you knew about this huh!!!"
seungmin laughed again.
"yeah well i knew he was going to tell you, i don't know what's on the notes though."
"should we wait for the rest —"
"WHY are you stalling felix he is about to tell us!" hyunjin cut off felix and the latter shrank a little.
hyunjin immediately silently apologized to the younger before turning his attention back to jisung.
"okay well read them yourselves i don't want to read them aloud." he handed over the notes to felix who was sitting in between hyunjin and jeongin, who immediately squished their cheeks against felix's, eyes scanning the notes.
“hi there i guess you can call me your secret admirer.” “i think u r cute” “i have kind of admired you for a while… <3” felix muttered and hyunjin let out a yelp.
“that’s SO cute!!!” hyunjin yelled between closed teeth. he reached over the table to grab jisung by the shoulders and shake him. jisung placed his hands on hyunjins and laid them on the table before him.
“why are you so excited about this, people confess to you all the time.” jisung rolled his eyes, but there was a smile on his face. he couldn’t help hyunjins excitement was so contagious. and also, maybe his secret admirers messages made him happy.
“i wish they did it in a romantic way like this though! and anonymously so i don’t have to reject them and i can live in my own little romantic fantasy for a while.”
“enough yearning hyunjin, on to important matters.” jeongin said as he picked up his banana milk again, after which he pointed the little container at jisung. “who are they from? ”
“yeah after hearing this, i don’t think they’re from changbin either.” felix said.
“i told you guys already i was paid. ”
the five boys at the table whipped their heads up at the sudden new voice joining their conversation.
“hi guys, or uhm hi millennium falcons and jeongin… or something” chan said while eyeing both the annoyed changbin next to him and the boys in the year below him sitting at the table. changbin squished himself next to seungmin and jisung, prompting them to move along the bench to make room.
“hi chan.” seungmin said, ignoring changbin. jisung patted his hand on the bench on the side no one was sitting, inviting chan to sit next to him. chan took the invitation and sat down after taking his lunch out of his bag.
“where is minho?” felix asked, mouth still full of bread.
“ not important right now! who paid you changbin?” jeongin pointed his banana milk at his subject once again.
“guys do you really think i'm going to expose jisungs secret admirer? why do you think i was paid to write those notes for them?”
“because its someone jisung knows and so he doesn’t recognize their handwriting just like he did with yours?” seungmin said casually.
“well, if it was someone jisung knows, then changbin knows them too and if i would ask changbin to write notes to jisung for me then i would ask him as a friend and trust he would do it without me paying him.” chan mused.
“are you saying you would ask changbin to write notes to jisung for you?” hyunjin raised an eyebrow at chan.
“that is suspicious.” jeongin said. “you would write something awkward like that.”
“yeah chan.” minho had arrived and joined the conversation. “i don’t know what jeongin is talking about.”
minho sat down at the table as well next to jeongin.
“you guys talking about sungies secret admirer?” he said in a sing song voice. “figure out who it is already? did changbin spill the tea? is jisung even happy with the notes?”
“hell yeah i’m happy.” jisung said and added quickly: “told you guys i'm kinda popular.”
“that’s great sungie.” minho flashed jisung a quick smile before continuing. “you guys know who it is?”
“we were just talking about how chan said suspicious things about what if he had asked changbin to write notes to jisung for him, as if its hypothetical and stuff.” jeongin told him. he pointed at chan who was trying his best to not get embarrassed at the thought of everyone thinking he had wrote jisung secret notes. he was kinda failing, but bless his long blond hair for hiding part of his red ears.
“he said he wouldn’t pay him though.” seungmin pointed out.
“he said he would trust changbin to do it without having to pay!” jeongin shot back.
“guys.” jisung sighed. “can you guys maybe let me enjoy the mystery and excitement of my secret admirer for a second? yeah i want to know who it is but i want to know when they are ready to tell me. from them preferably. i appreciate all of your excitement though.”
“but i didn’t even hear what was on the notes.” minho pouted.
jisung snatched the notes out of felixs hands before minho could read them.
“that will be part of your mystery then.” he winked and minho grumbled.
“it’s awkward.” jeongin said.
“NO it’s cute.” hyunjin corrected. the boys all laughed and continued their lunch, dropping the subject. for now.
MILLENNIUM FALCON
suengnim 8-) : hey jisung you were acting kinda weird when the hyungs arrived.
suengnim 8-) : are you suspecting chan?
weird flex but ok 0:-) : he acted weird?
suengnim 8-) : well yeah kinda
suengnim 8-) : it seemed like he didnt want them to know what was on the notes
suengnim 8-) : thats why im asking in this chat
suengnim 8-) : also because i didnt want to ask during class and i thought you and hyunjin would like to know as well.
weird flex but ok 0:-) : oh
weird flex but ok 0:-) : should we add jeongin as well
suengmin 8-) added jeongout
jeongout : what am i doing here
jeongout changed the chat name to MILLENIUM FALCON + outsider
suengnim 8-) : i was asking jisung about why it seemed like he didnt want the hyungs to know what was on his notes
suengnim 8-) : he hasnt answered yet but we thought since you know what is on the notes maybe you want in on the “tea”.
jeongout : hell yeah i do
ji$$$ung B-) : because its embarrassing
weird flex but ok 0:-) : well yeah i can imagine minho laughing at the notes but i think he would be happy for you
weird flex but ok 0:-) : kinda like jeongin
weird flex but ok 0:-) : minho is kinda your best friend right
weird flex but ok 0:-) : well chan too
weird flex but ok 0:-) : and changbin
weird flex but ok 0:-) : and us
weird flex but ok 0:-) : but that is besides the point sorry im getting off track
ji$$$ung B-) : well yeah youre right i know how minho is but idk
ji$$$ung B-) : its not because i think he would laugh at them
hyunpants :-p : do you suspect chan?
ji$$$ung B-) : idk
jeongout : do you WANT it to be chan?
ji$$$ung B-) : idk
suengnim 8-) : oh?
weird flex but ok 0:-) : you know you can be honest with us right jisung?
hyunpants :-p : its okay tell us when youre ready
ji$$$ung B-) : i may
ji$$$ung B-) : have the slight hope
ji$$$ung B-) : that
ji$$$ung B-) : my secret admirer is
ji$$$ung B-) : ….
jeongout : chan?
weird flex but ok 0:-) : minho?
suengnim 8-) : someone else?
hyunpants :-p : both?
ji$$$ung B-) : ye
hyunpants :-p : which one
ji$$$ung B-) : one of them
jeongout : one of who
ji$$$ung B-) : idk nvm
suengnim 8-) : ok i was just wondering
weird flex but ok 0:-) : if you want we can help you figure it out else well drop it
ji$$$ung B-) : thanks felix i just dont exactly know what i think or whatever rn
afraid tan + bink the twink
afraid tan : changbin
bink the twink : what
afraid tan : first of all you need to work on the way you ask people what they need from you
afraid tan : second of all
afraid tan : is there something you are not telling me
afraid tan : ?
bink the twink : what do you mean?
afraid tan : you know what i mean
afraid tan : its about what i asked you before the break today
bink the twink : i just needed some time i already told you
afraid tan : okay well yeah i believe you but
bink the twink : and i needed an excuse
bink the twink : a general excuse or sumn okay idk
afraid tan : ok
afraid tan : nothing else?
bink the twink : no why
afraid tan : ok