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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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It took Sam a while to notice it. Longer than he’d like to admit. But to be fair to himself, he had been watching for impulses of a more murder-the-world kind, not whatever was going on now.
It all really boils down to this: Dean styles his hair. Which Dean has always done, and Sam has always known. But the hair gel is no longer tucked away in the bottom of his duffel bag; it stays out in the open of the shared bathroom of the Bunker, and Dean doesn’t hide what he’s doing if Sam walks in.
“Heya Sammy,” Dean greets happily, running a hand through his hair.
“Hi,” he says back, nervously watching Dean’s actions.
He’s looking in the mirror, and it’s not until he stopped that Sam realizes Dean’s always flinched at his reflection.
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The first time Sam had called Dean 'Dad,' Dean had chalked it up to fever, but it didn't stop after that.
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All Miss Bennett wanted was to meet Sam Winchester's father once.
So, she couldn't understand why Dean was always there in his place.
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Sam knows his big brother is as strong, stubborn, and protective as they make them. Which sometimes translates to Dean acting like a maniac, especially when he’s scared. Pre-series.
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Although Castiel’s ‘people skills’ are slightly rusty, he’s entirely sure the way Dean talks about his girlfriend ‘baby’ is a tad inappropriate…but then maybe that’s just because Castiel is in love with him.
In which there is a bit of a misunderstanding.
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