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1. Like A Good Neighbor, Let Me In Your Pants by SakuraBuzzLover87 for Lichtstrahl

   Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   30 Jun 2020

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   • Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Phone Sex
   • Armed Detective Agency (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Armed Detective Agency Member Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Except this time the ADA is actually Statefarm
   • Who wanted a Statefarm fic? Apparently this girl
   • LORD I had so much fun writing this
   • First time writing phone sex please have mercy
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • Dirty Talk
   • Dazai Osamu Being an Asshole (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Eventual Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs)
   • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
   • Did you know if you look up 'phone sex' on AO3 you get 10.6k fics?
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - No Powers
   • Also if you look up 'statefarm' 4 fics come up
   • But I think only 1 of those actually includes 'jake from statefarm'
   • And obviously Chuuya's a much sexier Jake
   • And there's an added twist with the dirty talk
   • After this you may never see a StateFarm commercial the same way again ;)

   Summary

   After a long day, Chuuya the StateFarm(TM) employee royally screws up on a call to his customer, Dazai Osamu. Dazai takes it a much different way.

   “I certainly didn’t expect phone sex from State Farm—glad I went with you guys instead of Ballstate.”

   Series

   • Part 3 of Seduction Specialist Nakahara Chuuya

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