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11:11
[Today, 5:04]
[teayong is online]
teayong: i thought i told you stupid fucks to take out the trash by friday aka TODAY
[johnny appleseed, kung-fu, dingdong, and two others are online]
johnny appleseed: it’s literally 5
johnny appleseed: and wrong chat yong
teayong: shit
hockey hyuck: taeyong used a bad word i’m calling the police
hockey hyuck: @dingdong
teayong: you say that as if you’ve never seen me swear before
dingdong: i saw the chat name and freaked out i thought i missed it
dingdong: goddamn it taeyong
teayong: i wish i could say i cared
kung-fu: i got it yong sorry i thought that ten was gonna do it
teayong: dw about it i’ll slaughter him in his sleep
kung-fu: please don’t
kung-fu: it’s a lot of work cleaning blood stained sheets
johnny appleseed: how would you know
kung-fu: no comment
hockey hyuck: kun is a serial killer confirmed
kung-fu: i will neither confirm nor deny that statement without a lawyer present
dingdong: dear god
dingdong: my roommate is a serial killer someone please help
teayong: no
dingdong: why do you hate me sm
teayong: have you met yourself
dingdong: fair enough
dingdong: i’m going back to sleep kun p l e a s e kill me in my sleep thank you
kung-fu: you’ll have to pay up
dingdong: fuck u
[dingdong is offline]
kung-fu: now that that menace is gone (jkjk ly doyoung)
kung-fu: one of my friends invited me to a party tonight at 8 so any of yall wanna come?
teayong: do we know them?
kung-fu: nah but he’s chill
kung-fu: tall as fuck but other than that you would like him
johnny appleseed: why would we not like him for being tall
kung-fu: i know that taeyong doesn’t like tall people
hockey hyuck: lies he likes johnny
teayong: johnny is the only exception because he acts like he’s five feet and not six two
kung-fu: so yes or no
teayong: i’m down but idk about the rest of the children
teayong: jisung is still in high school after all
kung-fu: dw about that
kung-fu: one of my other high school friends is gonna be there and the bartender knows not to let the kids drink
johnny appleseed: i wanna go!
johnny appleseed: you never introduce us to your friends
kung-fu: sorry ig?? it just never came up
hockey hyuck: i wanna go too
teayong: child
hockey hyuck: buzzkill
kung-fu: hyuck you’ll be fine
hockey hyuck: fucking bet
hockey hyuck: well good night fuckers
[hockey hyuck is offline]
kung-fu: jungwoo stop lurking
kung-fu: dude
jungle: for your information i was not lurking
jungle: i opened my phone and then fell back asleep let me read everything
jungle: oh i’ll go but who’s tending?
kung-fu: i doubt you’d know him but a sophomore named Dejun
jungle: i’ve heard the name before never a face
jungle: is he cute?
kung-fu: yeah but he’s also taken sorry woo
jungle: damn i tried
[jungle is offline]
johnny appleseed: when do you have to get everyone answer by
kung-fu: preferably before noon but i know that jaemin and jeno sleep like the dead so at least before 3
johnny appleseed: i can go wake ten up now?
kung-fu: nah he got the invite too he’ll probably respond on his own thanks tho
johnny appleseed: np i’m gonna go back to sleep now
kung-fu: taeyong you should probably sleep too ik you just pulled those two all nighters
teayong: sleep is for the weak
kung-fu: taeyong…
teayong: fine smh
[johnny appleseed and teayong are offline]
kung-fu: yall better answer me by 3 or i won’t take you
[kung-fu is offline]
11:11
[Today, 11:11]
[princess yue is online]
princess yue: 🙏 make a wish bitches
[johnny appleseed, teayong, yuTA, and ten others are online]
kung-fu: 🙏
yuTA: 🙏
jwisung: 🙏
jaemming: 🙏
uknow: 🙏
dingdong: 🙏
johnny appleseed: 🙏
teayong: 🙏
hockey hyuck: 🙏
number: 🙏
jenna: 🙏
jungle: 🙏
markus: 🙏
teayong: thank you for always keeping us on time taeil
princess yue: you’re welcome
johnny appleseed: i still don’t understand how you get it so consistently
princess yue: it’s a talent gifted to me by the gods
princess yue: now farewell i must work
princess yue: but to kun, yes
[princess yue is offline]
teayong: did he stop working just for 11:11
yuTA: well it’s an important ritual
jaemming: so he just got a random urge in the middle of work that it was 11:11
jenna: honestly at this point i wouldn’t be surprised taeil is just a wild card
kung-fu: oh right since all of you are here scroll up
dingdong: i’m going
jenna: ^
jaemming: ^^
markus: ^^^
uknow: ^^^^
yuTA: ^^^^^
jwisung: ^^^^^^
number: ^^^^^^^
kung-fu: your opinion is invalid ten
number: wow thanks
kung-fu: no problem dude
number:
johnny appleseed: d-dude zoned??
teayong: it’s okay ten it’ll get better
jwisung: as much as i’d love to see ten get absolutely wrecked i must leave before fucking mrs. kim takes my phone
dingdong: good luck in class jisungie
jwisung: thanks
[jwisung is offline]
yuTA: whos hosting
kung-fu: sophomore named yukhei
markus: oh dear god yukhei
johnny appleseed: why oh dear god yukhei
markus: he’s cute as hell that’s why
markus: he smiled at me the other day and i thought i would combust
hockey hyuck: inch arresting
markus: ??
hockey hyuck: nothing
nohyuckmin
[Today, 11:21]
no: ah yes, you’re so subtle
hyuck: jeno i won’t hesitate to snap that stupid neck of yours
min: pretty sure that’s assault
hyuck: pretty sure i don’t care
foreign swaggers
[Today, 11:21]
connecticut: bro he’s jealous
canada: you don’t know that
chicago: we kind of do tho
canada: silence
connecticut: only when you acknowledge that this isn’t one sided
canada: that sign can’t stop me because i can’t read
chicago: dude you’re going to have to do something eventually
chicago: hyuck is popular
chicago: he won’t be single forever
canada: and that’s perfectly fine
canada: he won’t be happy if he’s with me
chicago: bruh
connecticut: bruh
canada: silence
11:11
[Today, 11:34]
teayong: love how everyone just stopped talking after markhyuck being stupid
yuTA: we’ve all given up on them
johnny appleseed: i’m about to give up
markus: :///
uknow: don’t give us that dumbass
hockey hyuck: sorry i ended the convo
dingdong: nah dw hyuck
dingdong: just send the address later kun
kung-fu: alright
kung-fu: farewell fuckers i have class
[kung-fu is offline]
teayong: he just called us fuckers and dipped
jenna: to be fair we deserve it
jaemming: two of us deserve it *coughcough*
hockey hyuck: what is this?
hockey hyuck: verbal abuse?
hockey hyuck: i’m calling the police
johnny appleseed: acab
uknow: acab
uknow: bro
johnny appleseed: bro
teayong: oh god