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Captain Underpants (Krupp):So what do you think of Jerome Horwitz Elementary School?

Miss.Bindergarten:The lessons are hard, but George and Harold's comic books are pretty nice.

Captain Underpants (Krupp):You're fired and I haven't even hired you yet!

DIO Brando:Oh, your'e approaching me?

Narancia Ghirga:I can shoot the shit out of you without even moving.

DIO:Oho! Then go where ever you'd like.

Bugs Bunny:Eh, what's up DocOc?

DocOC (Spiderverse):Oh please, my friends call me Liv.

Bugs:You're taking our relationship way too fast.

Scorpion:I lost my child.

Batman:I lost my parents.

Scorpion:Had this not been before Kombat, I would adopt you.

Moana:I have the power of the ocean.

Elsa:You won't have that power once I freeze it over.

Moana:We shall see, Queen Elsa.

Discord:I'm not a fan of puppeteers.

Alice Martigold:Is it a nagging fear someone else is pulling at the strings?

Discord:No, theyr'e just not really my thing.

Shang Tsung:Tell me, just how many souls did Shao Khan make you out of?

Ermac:We are made of thousands souls

Shang Tsung:All those souls shall be mine.

Soild Snake:I'm really sorry about what happend to Don-chan back at KFAD.

Hakuko (Tap Trail Girl):Don't worry Snake, I told you it's fine.

Snake:She said right before getting ready to kick my ass.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz:Let's skip the tragic backstory and get straight to the fight!

Perry the Platypus:*platypus noises*

Doofenshmirtz:*sighs* You're trapped, Mom said I wasn't manly enough, the fighter inator, your'e free, let's fight.

Nature Cat:You mean to tell me that your'e a god of Nature?

Cetrion:Something you know well, Fred the Housecat.

Nature Cat:...How do you know my name?

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Reimu Hakurei:Who're you?

Reimu (Alt):I was just about to ask the same thing.

Reimu:We need to get some variety.

Tails the Fox:No wonder I wasn't feeling all there today!

Tails (Alt):Thanks to that cloning device my I.Q was...was...y'know.

Tails:Let's fight again to be...be...something. I forget the word.

Springtrap (Past):What has the future done to me?

Springrap (Present):You've become a monster, William.

Springtrap (Past):I was already monster by the first I blood shed.

Frisk/Chara (Frisk):I'm not going to fight you.

Frisk/Chara (Frisk):Really? I had no trouble slaughtering everyone in my timeline.

Frisk/Chara (Frisk):Slight change of plans. Your'e going to die right now.

Rocket Raccoon:Ain't nothing like me, except me.

Rocket (Alt):What am I then?

Rocket:Bounty, that's what.

Nick Wilde:I become one of Zootopia's finest officers, you?

Nick (Alt):Your'e looking at the second head of the mafia.

Nick:Wait, that was an option?

Tigger:The wonderful thing about Tiggers is that I'm the only one.

Tigger:No, I'm the only one.

Tigger:"TTFEF" "Ta ta forever faker".

Stitch (Present):Who are you? Why you look like Stitch.

Stitch (Past):Me not Stitch. Me Experiment 626.

Stitch:Then you Stitch from past.

Homura Akemi (Rebellion):Don't get obsessed with Madoka.

Homura (Original Timeline):W-why? What happens to her?

Homura:Worry more about yourself.

Mila:I don't remember looking through Indigo's mirrors recently.

Mila (Alt):The body might be yours but the mind might not be.

Mila:Could you be...Lazerby?

Garnet:It's nice to see finally see another Garnet around here.

Garnet (Alt):You said that I'm...we're an experience right?

Garnet:Yes you are, so make it a good one.

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Scooby Dooby Doo:Are rou scared about re fight?

Courge:*whimpering noises*

Scooby:Yeah. I'm on the rame boat as rou.

Groot:I am Groot?

Groot (Alt):I am Groot. I. am. Groot.

Groot:I am Groot, I am Groot, I am Groooooot!

Toyosatomimi no Miko:To be honest, the difficulty of resolving this incident is at its limits.

Byakuren Hijiri:Let's work hard together to solve this broken border incident.

Miko:If you can defeat me, I'll consider it.

Satima:What's your daily work out routine.

Satima (Alt):100 pushups, 100 situps, 100 squats and a 10 km run everyday.

Satima:We should be workout buddies.

Rouge the Bat:You looked troubled. Care to describe the problem.

Sticks the Badger:The internet is crazy! I would never do those things!

Rouge the Bat:This is why you should never look yourself up.

Jotaro Kujo:Yare Yare Daze.

Marisa Kirisame:Yare Yare DA ZE ☆.

Jotaro:That's my line, not yours.

Legoshi:Don't tell me your'e my-

Legoshi (Alt):Instinct personified? That's exactly what I am.

Legoshi:I've denied you before I can do it again!

Master Monkey:What is with that accent of yours?

King Julien:At least I have more then 8 lines in my introductory movie.

Monkey:Leave the number of lines I had out of this!

Maki Harukawa:You mean to tell me that Team Danganronpa bought out Disney?

Goofy:...I was the first killer.

Maki:THERE WAS A DISNEY KILLING GAME?

Johnny Cage:If your'e Johnny Cage, and I'm Johnny Cage,

Johnny Cage (Alt):And this doll is also Johnny Cage,

Johnny:Then whose flying the plane?

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Sid:Wow, your ansectors were a lot more fast then you.

Flash Slothmore:Were...the...past...sloths...really...faster...

Sid:This is what I mean.

Mao Mao:What do you think? The future looks awsome right?

Mao Mao (Past):I just have one concern. What happened to our tail?

Mao Mao:Oh, that. Let's just say it involves Bao Bao and Butterflies.

Patchouli Knowledge:You look like me but if I was a horse.

Twilight Sparkle:Well I do happen to own a library and a winged assistant like you.

Patchouli:We have a lot more in common then I thought. Maybe after the fight we could be friends.

Shadow the Hedgehog:As if that blue blur wasn't enough.

Shadow (Alt):Now the doctor has cloned me as well?

Shadow:Can't blame him, I am the ULTIMATE LIFE FORM.

Olaf:Hi! I'm Olaf and I like warm hugs!

Jack:Unfortunately my hugs are a bit cold.

Olaf:That's fine! I'll take any form of hugs!

Gumball Watterson:What the what? Why are there two Gumballs?

Gumball (Alt):There's only one Gumball and one ZAAAAAAAAAACH.

Gumball:Urgh, I hated that guy.

Bugs Bunny:You aren't buying Warner Bros yet!

Mickey Mouse:I wasn't going to...Can't we just talk about this like adults?

Bugs:No we cannot. We can fight like adults though!

Mista Guido:This is my worst nightmare come to life!

Four:What's wrong? You seem frightened.

Mista:I-I'm not afraid to shoot!

Haida:In your timeline to you marry Retsuko?

Haida (Alt):Retsuko? That's old news. I'm dating Tadono instead.

Haida:You mean your'e dating that rich ass?

Jin Kisaragi:I'm the one meant to kill Ranga the Bloodedge.

Jin (Alt):This is a family matter, and I'm his family.

Jin:Before I kill him, I'm going to kill you!

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Batman:I know a Joker as well.

Joker (Persona 5):Is he also a great phantom theif like me?

Batman:No. He's a complete psychopath.

King Dedede:Hey that's my throne ya be sitting in.

Dedede (Alt):Ya must be mistaken, I'm the king.

Dedede:Oh no ya ain't. I've got the bigger hammer.

Duke Nukem:What the hell is with the damn latex suit?

Spawn:It's not some shitty latex, but you don't give a damn do you shit shades?

Duke:Not even in the f**ing slightest you crappy crusading maggot.

Asgore (Deltarune):In my dimension, Asriel is alive and well.

Asgore (Undertale):If that's the case then why did Toriel still leave us?

Asgore:To this day I still have no answer to that question.

Homura Akemi:...sigh.

Goofy:Gwarsh, I'm guessing it didn't work out?

Homura:No Goofy it did not work out.

Helltaker:So what's your hell like?

Doom Guy:...

Helltaker:I see, it sounds like it left you speechless.

Monika:It's just us.

Monika (Alt):Indeed it's just Monika and Monika.

Monika:But only one of us can have their love.

Satima:My strength has weakened due to this incident.

Light Yagami:Disapointed that you lost the ability of instant kill.

Satima:Actually I'm somewhat excited. Now I've finally got a challenge to face.

Ice Bear:Ice Bear doesn't like your movie.

Norm:Come on, it wasn't that bad.

Ice Bear:Ice Bear thinks it's the absolute worst way you could protray polar bears.

Jibanyan:Great, now there's another cat Yo-kai. What's your name.

Jibanyan (Alt):I don't know who I am. That's how bad the situation has gotten.

Jibanyan:Maybe a round of combat will help you remember.

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Shuichi Saihara:There's something you need to know about the killing game Ms.Kirigiri.

Kyoko Kirigiri:It's not going to be the only one is it?

Shuichi:I was going to say something else, much worse.

Lee from the Coffe Shop:Hello there, Kuzon.

Kuzon the Dacning Kid:Yes, hello. As you can see we are not the same person.

Lee:And we definitely are not the same person as Zuko or the Blue Flame either.

Frost:Who are you supposed to be?

Elsa:I am Elsa, Former Queen of Arendelle.

Frost:Ah, now I get it. That's why they call me that.

Renamon:What was your Rena like?

Renamon (Alt):Who is this Rena you speak of?

Renamon:I pity you, fool.

Patrick:Hey what's the deal with the pin head over there?

Patrick (Alt):Who you calling pin head, Rick?

Patrick:My names not Riiiiiiiick!

Scooby Dooby Doo:Rold it right there Roctor Doof.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz:Your'e not Perry the Platypus.

Scooby:Rat's right, consider me a stunt rouble.

Star Butterfly:What are the threats of this dimension.

Steven Universe:Just corrupted gems form outer space. Thankfully most can be reformed through song.

Star:Whaaaaaaa? You never tried combat?

Sans:why did I say Oki Doki?

Monika:Because you couldn't resit coming here.

Sans:Might as well play my har-Monika.

GLADoS:Now your'e thinking with Portals.

Yukari Yakumo:I've been thinking with them way longer then you.

GLADoS:Boundaries are not considered portals.

Fred Flinstone:Weither it's in the future or the past,

George Jetson:One thing stays consistent.

Fred:This is still better then a night then the opera house.

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Bunnicula:*gibberish meaning who are you?*

Bunnicula (Alt):*gibberish meaning what do you think I am?*

Bunnicula:*unintelligible gibberish, but of hatred*

Daffy Duck:The piano isn't the best way to handle which of us is the better duck.

Donald Duck:So how should we settle the debate instead?

Daffy Duck:It's a fighting game! How do you think we're going to settle it.

Surly:You have the ability to stop time?

Hammy:Thank the Red Bull!

Surly:I thought that drink gave you wings. No wonder I didn't see any winged humans.

Miverna Mink:It ain't easy being pretty.

Miverna (Alt):Are you kidding me? Being pretty is the easiest part of my life.

Miverna:That's only because you aren't pretty at all.

Spyro:How many years has it been since we last saw eachother?

Crash:It was roughly 16 years mate.

Spyro:It's a shame our long reunion has to be in a battle.

Puss in Boots:Don't move any further, Capper.

Capper:Trust me, I'm your'e amigo.

Puss:But who said that I was yours?

Dudley Puppy:Chameleon is that you?

Dudley (Alt):Wait I'm Chameleon? I thought I was Dudley.

Dudley:No, I'm Dudley...or am I Chameleon? Let's fight to find out.

Alex:I'm currently working in the circus, what about you?

Simba:I am the king of everything the light touches.

Alex:No one likes a bragger.

Tigger:Well I never excpeted to see a female Tigger.

Tigress:I'm not a "tigger", I'm a tigeress.

Tigger:You mean a Tiggeress! O ho ho ho!

Unikitty (Happy):Isn't today the most wonderful day ever!

Unikitty (Rage):IT'S AWFUL! Dr.Fox split or rage and happiness in two!

Unikitty (Normal):That's means we can play games together!

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Garnet:You have stolen my song.

Sans:i have made it better than it ever was.

Garnet:You only made it worse, replacing love with genocide.

Fox McCloud:No items. Fox only. Final Destination.

Fox (Alt):This doesn't look like final destination.

Fox:Regardless, the other two still stand.

Peter Rabbit:I don't believe that this Wonderland exists.

White Rabbit:It's real! And if I don't hurry up I'll get there late.

Peter:Then perhaps you shouldn't have entered my garden.

Cetrion:Does a goat dare disrupt the desired balance of my mother?

Elora:I'm a faun you goddess of dorkiness.

Cetrion:For that alone you will be punished.

Yukari (IaMP):I must admit that purple dress was one of my favorites.

Yukari (PCB):It even matched the gap. Why did you stop wearing it?

Yukari (IaMP):I guess I just prefered a more aesthetically pleasing outfit.

Arizona:This farm ain't big enough for the two of us.

Applejack:Are them's fighting words?

Arizona:No, them's fighting herds.

Panchito Pistoles:You are one pajaro enojado.

Red:You shot me in the arm! Why wouldn't I be mad?

Panchito:But you lived, amigo.

Phoenix Wright (Disbarred):Nice try Mr.Tigre I see right through that disguise.

Phoenix (Past):If your'e me then where's your badge?

Phoenix (Disbarred):Oh, you haven't heard?

Junko (LLoK):Do not think I forgotten about that interruption of Everlasting purity.

Junko Enoshima:Doesn't that memory that fill you with despair?

Junko (LLoK):Despair doesn't matter at the moment. What does is your purification.

Shirou Ogami:Trust me, You don't want to fight a 1000 year old diety.

Michiru Kagemori:You and I both know that I'm not one for following orders.

Shirou:It's going to be a losing battle then, tanuki.

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Frisk/Chara (Frisk):Oh no not you again.

Sakuya Izayoi:Sup.

Frisk/Chara (Chara):We need to leave, now.

Ariel:I've never met another princess before.

Moana:I am not a princess, I am the daughter of the chief.

Ariel:I've never known of those! The surface is such a lovely place.

Judy Hopps:In your timeline, you don't become a police officer?

Judy (Alt):Nah, I decided to change the world through the power of the court. I'm an attorney.

Judy:Diffrent dream, same goal. I can respect that.

Seija Kijin:What do you think of my outfit?

Joker (DC Universe):I think it would look a lot better in purple my dear.

Seija:How repulsing! I'll try it right away!

Giorno Giovana:You are my father by blood.

DIO Brando:Then you'll obey me unconditionally,  son?

Giorno:Father by my blood, not by my choice.

Candance Flynn:I have no idea what this is but I know how it happened.

Candace (Alt):Then hurry up and tell mom about this.

Candace (Alt):Mom! Phineas and Ferb did something and now there's two off me.

Toyosatomimi no Miko:My horse has become the head of a yakuza clan?

Saki Kurokoma:Sorry I didn't turn out to be your precious little pony.

Miko:All will be forgivien, IF you can win this fight.

Scar:I should have been the head of the pridelands.

Shere Khan:Maybe I could give you some advice on how to get loyal subjects.

Scar:Prehaps you could show me in a claw to claw battle.

Yuuka Kazami (Windows):I had forgotten how long my hair had used to be.

Yuuka (PC-98):You've gotten involved with Gensokyo less.

Yuuka (Win):I suppose that one incident is enough to get invovled in.

Bodi:I'm such a big fan! I was wondering if we could do a collaboration sometime.

K.K Slider:That depends on how well you do during this jam session. Have a name?

Bodi:K.K Glory, but you can change it if you think it's a bit to on the nose.

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Karate Joe:Whose got the better sense of Rhythm? A Karate Master or a housebroken Ninja?

Dog Ninja:At least I can take pride in the fact that don't live in my father's basement.

Karate Joe:Bad Dog Ninja, bad boy.

Twilight Sparkle:That disguise won't fool me, changeling.

Twilight (Alt):The only changeling around here is you!

Twilight:Drat. Theyr'e seeing through me.

Ripper Roo:*Crazy Laughter*

Ed (The Lion King):*Crazier Laughter*

Ripper Roo:*Even Crazier Laughter*

Baloo:I've found the Bear Necessities.

Baloo (Alt):You mean old Mother Nature's recipes?

Baloo:They clearly state when you pick a bear use a claw.

Sly Cooper:Let me geuss, am I under arrest for stealing your heart?

Nick Wilde:That certinally was a clever flirt. I'm not searching for love though.

Sly:Wait a minuete, your'e not her! Your'e not a even a "her"!

Kokichi Ouma:Your'e nothing to me now Komaeda. Now get out of here!

Nagito Komaeda:No! I made you who you are. Your'e my protégé.

Kokichi:Not any more I'm not, the protégé has become the master.

Bolt:The TV has gotten into your head.

Bolt (Alt):What do you mean? I'm not a TV star. I'm a hero!

Bolt:That's what I mean, you think your'e something your'e not.

John Wick:Y'know I killed a guy using only a pencil once.

Jason Borne:I haven't done that, but you haven't meet me before. I'm a killing machine.

John Wick:That's what I thought you'd say.

Simba:Why do you call me, oh fellow lion king?

Alsan:You would have not have been called to me unless I have been called by you.

Simba:...That doesn't answer my question.

Sora:The heart may be weak and sometimes it may give in.

Sora (Alt):But we've learned that deep down there's a light that never goes out!

Sora:Well it didn't go out anyways, until today.

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OJ (Inanimate Insanity):I'm sorry but that 5 bajillion dollars you gave me is clearly fake.

Pen (BFDI):What are you talking about? It's totally real!

OJ:If you are going to pay to stay in Hotel OJ pay with actual bills.

Joker (Persona 5):What's that you have there Kirby?

Kirby:Poyo! (A gun)

Joker:NO!

Tigress:You don't look like one of Kai's Jade servants.

Tigress (Alt):That's correct. I only serve my Lord Shen.

Tigress:That is still not good.

Flowey/Asriel Dreemur (A):Marisa? Is that you?

Marisa Kirisame:I thought you were supposed to be a full flower.

Flowey/Asriel (A):I'm just as confused as you are on that.

Johnny Bravo:Well, Hello there handsome.

Johnny (Alt):Woah Mama you know that there can only be one good looking man in this town.

Johnny:Yep. Shame I have to ruin a handsome face such as yours.

Sora:You look familar, and sound a bit familiar too.

Pit:Clearly we aren't the same. I'm an angel, your'e a human.

Sora:Hold on...are you prehaps me when I die?

Ben 10:C-c-c-c-clown!

Ennard:I'm no laughing matter child.

Ben:E-even if you were I'd be afraid.

RJ:Listen can I borrow some of your food please?

RJ (Alt):No way bub I stole it fair and square.

RJ:Well if you won't give it to me I'll just have to take it by force.

Jevil:I can do anything

Clownpiece:You can't handle the madness form the insanity rod!

Jevil:Don't you know? I'm already mad!

Mulan:I too masqueraded as a man. I went by Ping.

Lucina:I had pretended to be a prince named Marth.

Mulan:Now, let us fight as what are reflections show who we are inside.

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Michael Myers:...

Leather Face:...

Myers:...

Spyro:What is your skylanders academy like?

Spyro (Alt):What is a Sky Lander?

Spyro:They don't even exsit in your universe?

Kira Yoshikage:That mask your'e wearing...it's...beautiful.

Tomura Shigaraki:Thank you!...Er, why are you looking at me like that?

Kira:I've got a b***er

Finnick:You know what's sad about this match?

Finnick:I'm talking to you more then I talked in the movie?

Finnick:Yep. That's the sad thing.

Seija Kijin:There's many ways to settle whose who but I've figured out the worst way!

Seija (Alt):Turn it all around, turn it all around!

Seija:Build it to the sky build it to the ground!

Rarity:Darling I love those antlers of yours!

Velvet:Why thank you! I must admit that that hair of yours is pretty as well.

Rarity:It better be, I spent hours working on it.

Robin (Dick Grayson):Woah there buddy, I don't want to fight a kid.

Numbah One:I'm sorry but it's necessary. Your'e getting to close to finally becoming an adult.

Robin:Holy Guacamolie! I didn't realize it was that big of a deal!

Yoshi:Yoshi Language (Woah! Another Yoshi!)

Susie:Hey isn't that the one character from that one game?

Yoshi:Yoshi Language (Wonder what you taste like)

Lucario:I have a feeling that this matchup wasn't just for a fight.

Renamon:Indeed, I feel like there's a more lusty aspect to this fight.

Lucario:You've seen the pictures too then.

Josuke Higashikata:Hey I love your hair!

Mondo Oowada:Thank you. I think that your hairstyle is pretty cool too.

Josuke:Stop it or you'll make me regret fighting you!

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Sans:why aren't you cheesy.

Cheesy:That I am. I'm also bad to the bone.

Sans:that last pun had a few holes but your'e getting it.

Wolf O’Donnell:Impersonating me is a bad move. Can't let you do that Star Fox!

Wolf (Alt):Why would they impersonate you?

Wolf:It's our catchphrase. Something only the real wolf would know.

Robnhood:I'm geussing you wish for an archery match.

Merida:Ah bet ye ah can get a perfect bullseye on every course.

Robinhood:Better challenge. Can you hit the hidden fruit?

Isabelle (New Horizons):Uh I don't think I'm suppoed to be a playable villager.

Isabelle (New Leaf):I don't think this is my village.

Isabelle:We've moved passed that new leaf ages ago.

Shoto Aizawa:You look like you've seen better days.

Kakashi:The same could be said about you.

Shoto:You'd be right.

Aang:Are you a fire bender?

Fujiwara no Mokou:I'm an immortal who can manipulate fire.

Aang:That sounds like an immortal fire bender.

Peter Rabbit:What was the original story trying to teach us anyways?

Peter (Alt):That stealing is bad and if you'll steal you'll be stripped of your jacket?

Peter:The first part is fine but the second makes zero sense.

Vanellope Von Schweetz (Pre WIW):Hey you look just like me.

Vanellope (Post WIW):I am you, form the future and you're gonna be a great leader someday.

Vanellope:Oooooh, I like the sound of that!

Crash or Eddie:Wait am I Crash or are you?

Crash or Eddie (Alt):I think I'm Eddie but I can't be certian.

Crash or Eddie:Geuss there's only one way to find out! Let's fight!

Flowey/Asriel (Flowey):Another talking Flower? What's going on?

Flower:That's not how you say "Oh Flowey, your'e so beautiful, how you grace me with your presence."

Flowey/Asriel (Flowey):No, but it is how I say "You are an idiot and I'm going to go shoot you with friendliness pellets"

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Alice (Disney):Why Alice, it seems your dress is covered in blood.

Alice (Madness Returns):You might also notice wonderland a bit more vacant.

Alice (Disney):How curious indeed. Perhaps you killed more then just a jabberwocky.

Deku:What's your quirk?

Mile Morales:Invisiblity, spider webs, just to name a few.

Deku:Wow, that many? I think you need to lose a few.

Bodi (Pre Rock Dog 1):Who are you supposed to be?

Bodi (Post 1 Pre 2):I'm on my way to being a famous rockstar!

Bodi:I wish I could go that way. My village has banned music.

Heactia:What do you want?

Helltaker:I want you to join my demon harem. Pancakes?

Heactia:Sorry I'm already taken by a pure spirit.

Master Shifu:Why do you immitate a master?

Shifu (Alt):I am not an immitation. Rather, a reflection of what could be.

Shifu:I'm not falling for those mind games, who ever you are.

Rocket Raccoon:How much would you like to trade your gun for my gun.

Fox McCloud:I'm sorry but this is currently not for sale.

Rocket:Trust me. After this fight you'll really wanna buy it.

The Terminator:You are to be terminated.

Byakuren Hijiri:Why? Is it because I bike better then you?

Terminator:No. You are an unknown.

Medic:Does your game have zee silly hats?

Mercy:Now why would we waste time with that.

Medic:Nien wonder people hate Offervatch so much.

Pinkie Pie:You seem like someone who wants to have as much fun!

Paprika:*Paprika Noises*

Pinkie:Wow you might even be having more fun then I am.

Falco Lombardi:Why are we fighting on the ground?

Falco (Alt):Yeah, personally, I prefer my fights in the air.

Falco:On that we can agree on.

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Dog Ninja:A ninja versus a Samurai. Certinally an interesting battle.

The Wandering Samurai:I actually slice my enimines. Your'e nothing more then a fruit ninja.

Dog Ninja:You mean shadows, watermelons and harmless tengu just moving along?

Sly Cooper:What are you doing trying to steal my gem?

Sly (Alt):This gem isn't yours. It belongs to the museum.

Sly:Wait, I'm a security guard in this dimension? Lame.

The Flash:I'm the fastest human alive.

Sonic the Hedgehog:Oh yeah? Well, I'm the fastest hedgehog alive.

The Flash:Just which of us is faster?

Master Shifu:Who are you and why do you look like me?

Shifu (Alt):That dosen't matter. All that matters if my revenge on Tai Lung.

Shifu:You come to late, he is already dead.

Puss in Boots:Fear me, if you dare!

Puss (Alt):Oh I dare...wait that's not what I meant.

Puss:Too late! I've already won this round.

Raiden:I do not remember knowing a goddess of light named Palutena.

Palutena:Indeed and I think I'd hear of a thunder god named Raiden.

Raiden:It's clear that we are from completely different timelines.

Pom:Y-your'e not going to hurt Woof are you?

Fluttershy:Of course not, I'd never hurt an animal that doesn't mean any harm.

Pom:T-thank you. That's all I needed to hear.

Buck (Ice Age):Which Buck are you again mate?

Buck (Alt):I'm the good looking one.

Buck:You aren't wrong, mate, but I'm the better one.

Noriaki Kakyoin:You're over 1,200? You are coming with me.

Yukari Yakumo:My, my, do you really want to kill a lovely lady such as me?

Noriaki Kakyoin:It's my duty as a milf hunter.

Leafy:You stole Donut's Dairy.

Firey:Well you stole dream island!

Leafy:Is that what this is about?

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Mickey Mouse:It was kind of rude of you to give that poor guy a fake parachute.

Bugs Bunny:C'mon, it was funny. Sorry I'm not Mr.Morals.

Mickey:He was a human. He could have wound up dead.

Candance Flynn (Past):In my future, I become a lawyer?

Candance (Future):You bust criminals all the time, but not your kids 'cause they're always doing nothing.

Candance:That sounds like something Xavier and Amanda would do.

Spawn:F*** you.

Duke Nukem:Ah, f*** you leather man! I'll show you whose boss of this gym.

Spawn:I'll kick your a**.

Vanellope Von Schweetz (Post WIW):Why would I abandon sugar rush? I'm the president!

Vanellope (Post WBTI):The president of the most boring town ever. Slaughter race is much more exciting!

Vanellope (Post WIW):...I'll admit things do seem to be on repeat lately.

Heinz Doofinsmirtz:I do hope that Perry's okay.

Scooby:Reah, and I'm worried about ry Raggy.

Doofinsmirtz:Then let's make this quick before we miss them to much.

Springtrap:It is not your flesh that sustains me. Do you know what does?

Springrap (Alt):My fear, and that is why you are unstained.

Springtrap:Then why can I taste the fear in your breath?

Four:Say you have 6 bullets and fired 2 of them, how many do you have left?

Mista Guido:I would only have f-f-f...

Four:Too scared to say. That's a screech for you!

Tigress (Pre KFP1):Why was the dragon warrior assigned to some panda who didn't even mean to come?

Tigress (Post KFP3):Oh I don't know, he's starting to become a pretty good teacher.

Tigress (Pre KFP1):But he's not even a member of the five!

Reimu Hakurei:A doppelganger? Whose urban legend is that?

Reimu (Alt):I could be an urban legend or perhaps something more simple.

Reimu:Don't tell me, are you a tanuki?

Cetrion:I am a goddess of nature, so why do you defy me so?

Nature Cat:Becuase your mother's desired balance will result in my friends deaths.

Cetrion:That is necessary. Sacrifices must be made in order to maintain balance.

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Shadow the Hedgehog:The title of ultimate life form isn't yours anymore.

Kars:What makes you think that your'e better than I, Kars?

Shadow:Because I never had stopped thinking.

Scar (Present):You should be prepared.

Scar (Past):To be the king?

Scar (Present):Only to get burned in the falmes.

Sans:i decided i needed to get rid of you faster then a bullet.

Frisk/Chara (Chara):What's that you have in your hand?

Sans:a gun. did you get the pun?

Ness:I'm the real Ness.

Ness (Ditto):Ditto.

Ness:Ok, this is going to be harder then I thought.

Bodi:I want a rematch!

Trey:You think you can beat me at a shred off?

Bodi:I don't know, but I've improved since the last one.

Oleander:You know I have something of an assistant myself.

Twilight:Oh! Is he a dragon too?

Oleander (Fred):You might want to think again toots.

Sonic the Hedgehog:Your'e the first reporter whose ever caught up to me.

Aya Shamaimaru:And your'e the first person whose almost to fast for my photos.

Sonic:You won't be using that "almost" for much longer.

Skeletor:Hey Spaghetti Brains! You stole my catchphrase!

PAPYRUS:NYEH?

Skeletor:Yes, NYEH!

Haru:Did you thank Legoshi for saving you from those lions?

Haru (Alt):I saved myself thanks to the power of the bullets.

Haru:Dang, she's a better shot than me.

Anikin Skywalker (Episode 2):What are you, my lost long twin brother?

Luke Skywalker (Post Original Triology):No, I am your son.

Anikin:No, That's impossible!

Shirou Ogami:Why don't you transform into your human form before you get hurt?

Legoshi:I would...but, uh, quick question. What exactly is a hue man?

Shirou:Stop the jokes right now and change back.

Alex the Lion (Madagascar 3):You know, maybe a little travel couldn't hurt you know

Alex (Pre Madagascar 1):But I've got all my fans right here, In the New York Central Park Zoo.

Alex (M3):You'll have fans worldwide once you join the circus.

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2D:I'm sick and tired of the way you treat me.

Murdoc:And I'm sick and tired of the way you speak.

2D:It's your fault I'm this way!

Nature Cat:Why is that we're fighting? We both just want to protect nature after all.

Nature Cat (Alt):Prehaps it's because your'e afraid of getting messy.

Nature Cat:Nonsense, Getting dirty is good and fun!...Just don't ruin the shirt.

Peacock:Looks like I'm about to have some llama drama.

Paprika:*Paprika noises*

Peacock:I...have no idea how to respond to that.

Bambi:I am the prince of the forest.

Bambi (Alt):That is wrong, I am the current prince of the forest.

Bambi:Are you an alternative me, or a vision of the past? No matter what you must go.

Mr. Peabody:Well this is certinally akward.

Mr. Peabody (Alt):Indeed, it seems as though there are 2 of us.

Mr. Peabody:In order to stop this paradox, one of us must defeat the other.

Bowser:Hello princess, it's time for you to get kidnapped again.

Princess Peach (+Rocket Launcher):Not today, Oh "mighty" Koppa King. I've got a secret weapon.

Bowser:Hey dosen't that belong to a solider?

Susie (Deltarune):Great it's the police. You'll never take me alive!

Undyne (Undertale):Uh, what are you talking about? I'm a royal guardsmen, not a police officer.

Susie:I don't care what you are, because no matter what I'm not going anywhere.

Scar (Present):You were not prepared for your death in the future.

Scar (Past):Then shall you teach me how I can be?

Scar (Pres):I would love nothing more then too.

Bill Chipher:I know everything there is to know about your universe.

Yukari Yakumo:Gensokyo is not for the taking.

Bill Chipher:What are you the man in charge?

Fluttershy:You've been a very bad dog.

Iggy:Grrrr....

Fluttershy:Now that is no way to speak to me. Bad boy.

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Jonathan Joestar:Your muscles are big but how is your behavior?

Kenshiro:It's hard to be a gentleman in the apocalypse.

Jonathan:I cannot really argue with that.

Toriel (Undertale):How many children did you take care of?

Toriel (Deltarune):Just two, Asriel and Kris and I'm still taking care of one.

Toriel (Undertale):I may have raised more but your dedication is still there.

King Dedede:My hammer is bigga then yours.

Amy Rose:It may be biggger but is it stronger?

King Dedede:Ah think you ain't going hafta wait long for the answer.

Sly Cooper:Tell me, what sort of stuff do you steal.

RJ:Oh you know, a snack here, a 5 star meal there.

Sly:I can list better that things that I've stolen

Spike (My Little Pony):What are you doing in Twilighit's Library?

Spike (MlP Alt):What are you doing here Changeling?

Spike:I'm not the Changeling here, you are!

Fanny:I hate you.

Mandy:I don't care about your opinion talking fan.

Fanny:Now I really hate you.

Nick Wilde:Why do you walk on 4 legs?

Tod:Why do you walk on 2?

Nick:It's called evolution sweetheart.

Ridley:They said that I was too big for Smash.

Ridley (Alt):Well jokes on them.

Ridley:It's clear that those humans hopes are too small for us.

Kasen Ibaraki:All animals can be trained if you train them well enough. Even you.

Pet Shop:Squawwwww!

Kasen:Hey! Watch your language mister.

Travis Touchdown:Hey there readers, thanks for reading this.

Deadpool:SPOILER ALERT FOR THE NEXT ONE!

Travis:It's our very first 2 vs 2!

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Carlos (ZTD):We are Sexy.

Carlos (ZTD Alt):We are sexy bitches.

Junpei Tenmiyoji (ZTD):Allright, this is ri-god-dammed-diculous.

Akane kurashiki (ZTD):I feel like there's a refrence that I'm not getting. That's very rare indeed.

King Julien:Oh hello there penguin!

Skipper:Ringtail! You've actually got yourself a girlfriend?

Clover:I was nothing more then his body guard. What about you?

Marlene:I'm only here because I can't trust him on his own.

Remilia Scarlet:Huh well this looks pretty familiar

DIO:A vampire and a servant of theirs.

Sakuya Izayoi:One of them has the ability to manipulate time.

Enrico Pucci:A coincidence such as this is too big to let go.

Judy Hopps:Pardon me kids, but your'e stepping into police territory.

Legoshi:S-sorry sirs it's just that me and Haru were planning a date here and-

Nick Wilde:Aw, young love, so sweet and pure. But you still have to go.

Haru:Not if we beat you in combat!

Sonic:Usually we'd wait for the olympics to do this.

Mario:That is a true. But I think they got a delayed to twenty twenty a one.

Tails:So that's why they gave us that device.

Luigi:Oh no, don't blame a me for that. Blame Bowser.

Spongebob:And here I thought I was the only sponge in this sea!

Spongy:Huh? Do I know you form somewhere?

Patrick:You may not know us but I know Rocky anywhere! Hows my racer doing!

Rocky (BFDI):bleh.

Elsa:Does this battle seem a bit...childish to you?

Evil Queen:Yes I have to agree, this somehow feels as though this is something that children would see.

Spider Man:Well kids do love super heroes, but I don't think that this battle is gonna be E for everyone.

Joker:Trust me, after we're done with you it's going to be rated M for Murderous.

Grizz:I'm guessing that this panda isn't your average panda.

Tigress:That is true, for Po is the dragon warrior, what has your brother done with his life?

Panda (WWB):Uh...I've got over 600 friends online? That's something worth noting.

Po:600 friends!? Aw man, I wish I had that many...or at least 600 dumplings.

Nebula:Your'e weak.

Nebula (Alt):I'm you.

Gamora:Well I am not you, Nebula.

Gamora (Alt):That's right, you are me. A weaker version of me.

Madoka:You are not witches, but you don't seem human either. What are you supposed to be?

Madokami:We are your futures, for better or for worse.

Homura Akemi:Not if I have anything to say about it. I won't become a demon!

Homucifer:Not even for love the sake of love?

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Firey:So in your dimension you won dream island?

Leafy:Yeah, I tried to protect you from the others but...they were just after you.

Firey:...It was the same for me.

Buck (Ice Age):When did we lose our minds?

Buck (Alt):It was 3 years ago when we married that pineapple.

Buck:God she was ugly...ah, but we loved her so.

Captain Underpants:I'm the amazing captian Underpants!

Miss Bindergarden (Circus):And I am the mysterious Jugglebee!

Captain Underpants:Ah I see, your'e a superhero as well!

Dudley Puppy:I have no idea who you are or why you look like me.

Dudley Puppy (Alt):I have a perfectly good explination for it but LOOK OVER THERE IT'S THE EASTER BUNNY!

Dudley Puppy:Wha-? Where is...I always miss the Easter bunny!

Monika:I've established my dominace over you many times already.

Sans:yes, you've done your role perfectly to a T.

Monika:That pun didn't go unnoticed there.

Fox McCloud:Are you by any chance James McCloud?

Fox McCloud (James):My son, how much you have grown.

Fox:I've become a lot stronger too. Want me to show you?

George Jetson:A fight between the present and the past. Who'll prove to be more strong?

Fred Flinstone:I don't know but Wilma is probably gonna yell at me for doing this instead getting groccies.

George:Oh right. Forgot about the wives and the groceries.

Asgore Dreemur:Cherish the time you have with your wife & children while you can.

Asgore (Pre Undertale):That sounds like something bad is going to happen to them.

Asgore:I cannot tell you the future, no matter how bad it is.

Byakuren Hijiri:Clearly Buddhism is the better religion then Taoism.

Toyosatomimi no Miko:I used to spread Buddhism too until that Hermit enlightened me.

Byakuren:It was not enlightenment. You're now more in the dark then ever.

Mila:I'm nothing more then a simple Spice Merchant.

Mila (Alt):That's what you are right now. But your fate says that you can be so much more, for better or worse.

Mila:Then show me how I can become something greater than what I am now.

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Rainbow Dash:Girl you are on fire. Literally.

Tianhuo:That I am, and I don't need a rainbow of flames to show it.

Rainbow Dash:That would make you 20% cooler though.

Po:You can't be the dragon warrior because I'm the dragon warrior.

Po (Alt):Who wants to be a dragon warrior when you can be the leader of jade servants.

Po:Dude...that is the exact opposite of awsome.

Nick Wilde:What's with the sci-fi stuff, you heading to some sort of convention.

Fox McCloud:You look just like a Cornerian but this isn't Corneria. What is this place?

Nick:Sorry buddy, I'm not in the mood for roleplay right now.

Kion:I am the leader of the lion guard, what about you?

Kion (Alt):That's what my sister leads. I'm the leader of an entire kingdom.

Kion:...I'm not jealous of you in the slightest bit.

Banjo-Kazooie (Banjo):Well what do you know, a smash duo vs another duo!

Duck Hunt (Dog):Bark, Bark Bark Bark (Technically, we're a trio.)

Banjo-Kazooie (Kazooie):Well we have one with brown fur and one is a bird.

Nightmare:This is one dream that even you won't like the taste off.

Doremy Sweet:Nightmares always taste sour.

Nightmare:This one is laced with posionous trauma.

Undyne:That's some pretty good armor you got there!

Undyne the Undying:Be warned of the human's other side. One of genocide.

Undyne:Trust me, that little bastard ain't doing anything under my eyes.

Leon Kuwata:Let's have a scream off!

Kaito Momoata:I WANNA GO TO SPAAAAAAACCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Leon Kuwata:AHO! AHO! AHO! AHO! AHO!

Shante:Why are we having this contest?

Shovel Knight:It's quite simple Lady Shante. Whoever wins gets promoted from assist trophy to Smash contestants.

Shante:You are on then Shovel Knight.

Moana of Montinui:I am Moana of Montinui and you are nothing more than a faker.

Moana (Alt):No I am Moana of Montinui and I can proove it.

Moana:No, I shall be the one to prove it.

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Sheldon Plankton:Hand over the secret formula Krabs!

Eugine Krabs:Yee ain't ever getting me formula! I'll fight for it to the death if I must!

Plankton:What do you think this is Eugine?

Sid:Were you abandoned by your family too?

Sid (Alt):More like I abandoned them. There was too much loving going on.

Sid:Isn't Love better then no love at all.

Rocket Raccon:Sly Cooper, you are wanted for 10,000,000 dead or alive.

Sly Cooper:And let me geuss, you want to take me alive?

Rocket:Dead.

Pony:Zizzy, you look diffrent and there's a bad look in your eyes.

Zizzy (Infected):...

Pony:H-hey something! You aren't infected right?

Bunga:Is this really the best way to determine the real Bunga?

Bunga (Alt):I would have prefered a fart off, or an eat off if I'm being honest.

Bunga:Yeah I have to aggree with you on that.

Youmu Konpaku:Those are some pretty impressive swords you got there.

Roronoa Zoro:Normally I wouldn't raise them towards a lady, but you left me no choice.

Youmu Konpaku:I didn't want to raise mine either, but it's Lady Yuyuko's orders.

Sans:jello from the other side.

Gelatin:Well now aren't I just green with envy about how good at puns you are.

Sans:what can i say?  they certinally aren't off-pudding ones.

Four:Does the power of two contain bullets?

Two:You think bullets can stop me and I must conform that that is inncorrect.

Four:Remeber that gunner back in Chapter 4?

Good Cop/Bad Cop:(Good) Is something wrong there Mr.Hal?

Hal monitor:Do I smell something illegal on you?

Good Cop/Bad Cop:(Bad) I may be the bad cop, but even I wouldn't stoop so low.

Rin Satsuki:Perhaps I was meant to be fighting along side you. Now I fight against you?

Reimu Hakurei:Unknown Powerful Youkai like yourself must be exterminated.

Rin Satsuki:It dosen't who wins matter in the end. I'll just go back to being non exsitent.

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Legoshi (Post Season 1 Finale):Louis? Your'e alive? I'm not going to let you have Haru!

Louis (Pre Disbandment):Now why would I want her any more considering I'm the new head of the Shishigumi?

Legoshi:Wait...what happened while I was gone?

Krypto:Unlike you my Powers are real.

Bolt:That's what I thought too, but the reality is we're just ordinary dogs.

Krypto:Your'e an ordinary dog. I, on the other hand, am an alien dog from outer space.

Cheif Bogo:Imitating the Cheif of Police is considered a crime you know.

Cheif Bogo (Alt):You can't even get an immitation right! I'm the world's greatest criminal!

Bogo:You wouldn't have gave your idenity away if that was really the case.

Chessy:I'm bone dry out of puns to make.

Sans:and any pun i'd make about you would end up pretty cheesy.

Cheesy:So let's try settling this in a less funny way.

K.K Slider:Well you seem like one cool cat.

K.K Slider (Alt):You seem like a cool cat too. Which one of us the cooler one?

K.K Slider:The real one obviously and let's prove who it is.

Bodi:Rock or Rap? Whose the better gerne?

Parappa the Rapper:I know I can beat you. I just gotta believe.

Bodi:And I just gotta find the fire within!

Fluttershy:Now, now behave yourself so you should behave yourself.

Iggy:Ruff! Ruff! Grrr...

Fluttershy:Such naughty words. Looks like I'm going to need you obedience school.

Maleficent:Evil? Good? It matters not how the people view us.

Maleficent (Alt):Yes, what matters is that you should fear me.

Maleficent:How can I fear when you'll be asleep sleep like that Sleeping Beauty?

Cetrion:Trees are not supposed to have arms and legs.

Tree:And yet here I am, a freak of your creation.

Cetrion:I didn't create you, but I will destroy you.

Darkwing Duck:Are you by any chance the man known as Paperinik?

Donald Duck (DT 2017):I don't know anything about this Paper-who know but I know your'e Launchpads Boyfriend, Drake Mallard.

Darkwing Duck:My identity is a secret!...And they aren't that close...are they?

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Tigress:I too once scared people away like you did.

Shere Khan:Why not use it to your advantage? Fear is the greatest power one can yield.

Tigress:Because unlike you I'm not out for blood.

Goku:I can go Super Saiyan! What about you?

Sonic:I can go Super Sonic! That's pretty similar.

Goku:But there's only one way we can see which is stronger.

Krypto:I think that I'm seeing double!

Krypto (Alt):This reminds me of the time with the cat princess.

Krypto:On the plus side, now I can finally catch that tail of mine.

Four:The power of two is no match for the power of GUN.

Two:Yes it is.

Four:No one asked you, contestant stealer!

Flash Slothmore:Who...are...you?

Flash Slothmore (Alt):I...am...Flash...Slothmore.

Flash Slothmore:That's...not...right...I'm Flash...Slothmore.

Shadow:Your'e the Ultimate Life Form? All I see is a rock that stopped thinking.

Kars:And you can't stop thinking about that one girl. But soon you'll join her in the afterlife.

Shadow:Now, you've made me mad.

Scout:You, I think I beat you fair n' square in that rap battle.

Tracer:That's a load of Poppycock. What really matters is how well you do on in actual fight.

Scout:Oh it's on sis. I'll be runnin' circles around you.

Peppa Pig:Why do you look so similar to me? *snort*

Piggy (Infected):...

Pegga Pig:It's polite to answer to a question. Your'e not very polite are you?

Juno:Legoshi will be mine and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

Juno (Alt):Why would I want Legoshi when clearly Haru is the better choice for love?

Juno:...That was an option?

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Thomas O'Malley:♩Everyone wants to be a king.♩

Simba:♩Oh I just can't wait to be a cat.♩

Thomas:Yeah I think my version is better.

Crash Bandicoot:Woah! What's this all about?

Crash (Alt):I'm you from the future! There's a box that you forgot to break and I'm here to break it for you.

Crash Bandicoot:It's my box! I should break it!

Judy Hopps:Stealing from the rich is still considered stealing?

Robin Hood:But stealing from a tyrant and giving to the poor balances it out, dosen't it?

Judy:Sweet Cheese and Crackers, that is a good excuse.

Mewtwo:You stole my place in Meelee!

Lucario:Well at least you got it back in the 3ds & Wii U versions.

Metwo:What's done cannot be undone.

Retsuko:I quit my job and started working for a music company, what about you?

Retsuko:Your'e looking at the CEO of the company baby!

Retsuko:NOW I'M THE SHITTY BOSS?!?

Luigi:Oh no.

The Flying Dutchman:Oooh yes! I be the Flying Dutchman and I'm here for your soul!

Luigi:Wwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Mario!

Scar:You threw your chance to be king again for a circus?

Alex the Lion:At least I didn't die! What you gonna do hyena meat?

Scar:When I'm done with it you'll be called "Scar" too.

Donald Duck (DT17 Post Moon Launch):My sister blasted off into the unknown. What should I do?

Donald (DT17 Present):Take care of your nephews. Protect them from harm.

Donald:Like you? Gladly.

Viridi:Who dares claim to be a goddess of nature.

Cetrion:You are the false one. You look as though you are a child.

Viridi:And you look like nature threw up on you but you don't see me complaning.

Yakko Warner:Hellooooooo Nurse!

Dr.Valentinte:I'm not a nurse, I'm a doctor. But that won't stop us from having some fun~.

Yakko:W-woah there, I'm a minor & y-you sound totally weird!

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Surly:Who are you and what are you doing with my nuts?

Surly (Alt):Your nuts? These are my nuts and you ain't gonna touch them.

Surly:Even you can tell how dirty that sounds right?

Paper Mario:I may be-a paper thin too but at least I'm not just one colored.

Mr.Game & Watch:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Paper Mario:Also I can a speak like-a normal human! That's another thing.

Manny (Pre-Ice Age 2):I thought I was the last of my kind.

Manny (Current):That's not what the wife and kid say.

Manny (Pre-IA2):I get married?

Applejack:Honestly this match up don't make any gosh darn sense.

Pen:Yeah I have to agree. Say do you want to get these totally 16 bajillion dollars so I can buy like half your apples.

Applejack:It don't make no sense but I'm ready to go if you thought I would be tricked by your fake money.

Rocket:Let me geuss, the girlfriend told you about these trades of mine?

Nick Wilde:Don't worry, I won't arrest you...if you can beat me.

Rocket:Gun Vs. no gun. I think we've already got a clear winner.

Amaterasu (Issun):Huh? Wait a minuete, your'e not Amasteru.

Amaterasu (Issun, Alt):No this is the real Amasteru all right. And who are you supposed to be?

Amaterasu (Issun):I'm so confused right now. Let's have a dog fight to settle it.

Maleficent:On your next birthday you'll touch a needle and fall into a deep slumber.

Maleficent (Alt):On your next birthday you'll touch a needle and drop dead.

Maleficent:What do you think the original "slumber" was?

Angus Scattergood:I never agreed to an opening act.

K.K Slider:Actually, your'e the opening act Mr.Scattergood. I couldn't find a cooler cat then you.

Angus:Flattery will get you no where you dumb dog!

Master Splinter:You know you remind me of my 4 students.

Oogway:Ah, but while they are students I am the master.

Master Splinter:Then teach me the way of a kung fu master.

Dot Warner:Well whose this cutey-patootie with lots of wit to spare?

Dot (Alt):Princess Angelina Contessa Louise Franciene Banana Fans Bo Best the derp.

Dot:That's not even close. It's Pincess An-DOH!

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Shaggy:Like, you listen to me, man.

Shaggy (Alt):Like, you listen to me, man.

Shaggy:Like, no, man, you listen to me.

Fujin:Who dare stands before the god of wind.

Ichigo:Just a guy who wants to protect a mountain lode of people.

Fujin:You remind me of Raiden in that sense.

Charlie (Hazbin Hotel):You do understand why your'e here right?

Ghost Rider:Knew I was riding down here the moment I sold my soul to the devil.

Charlie:Actually,if I can get you to be a bit nicer I might actually be able to let you out.

Stanley (Narrator):Stanley Couldn't believe it. Not only was there a man that looked just like him...

Stanley (Narrator, Alt):But a narrator that sounded the exact same way as him.

Stanley (Narrator):I was gonna say that part! Stanley, do something about it.

Nick:Am I seeing double or do you actually two of them.

Tails:I've actually got two of them.

Nick:Two of them....I'll be darned.

Charles Calvin:If your'e really me, then tell me this, what's the greatest plan?

Charles (Alt):It's to crash your helicopter into something.

Charles:Well that doesn't really help, everyone knows that.

Po:No, I don't remember looking into it?

Po (Alt):You mean the mirror that splits one into good and bad? Ha, don't make me laugh fatso.

Po:Oh no! I've got to right this wrong...again.

Zim:Who are you, possible alien.

Moxxie:I'm you but I can say f*ck!

Zim:Zim has never heard that word before. I should use it more often.

Retsuko:Are you all ready for the greatest fight of your life?

Isabelle:When I said battle I-I just meant karoke.

Retsuko:Oh...WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO THEN THEEEEEEENNNNN???

Wario:I've never heard of no hunder gazillion dollar bill before.

Pen:Are you saying you don't want it?

Wario:Oh no, I want it. Give me the money, you stupid pen.

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Kid Cosmic:You don't have any idea what your'e doing, do you?

Kid Cosmic (Alt):Consider it my super power.

Kid Cosmic:Uh, no. Consider it you ripping off my super power.

Heavy:It is good day to be not dead.

Engineer:God damn it heavy, F*ck off! You are dead.

Heavy:No U.

Morgana (Persona 5):Can't we just sleep instead of fighting?

Morgana (Alt):Honestly that is what I'd rather do right now.

Morgana:After this fight one of us will be, with the fishes that is.

Bonnie (FNAF):W-who are you supposed to be.

Reisen U. Iniba:I'm you after you've eaten and Impossible Whopper.

Bonnie:I'm not sure I want to know what that means.

Lucky Cole:Trust me, I did not need a stunt double.

Lucky Cole (Alt):Why would Idols even need Stunt Doubles?

Lucky Cole:You don't even know the first thing about being an idol.

Jotaro:This must be the work of an enemy stand.

Jotaro (alt):Now just how many times has that been the cause?

Jotaro Kujo:To many to count. I can't think of any other explanation though.

Monika:Forgive my little brother. He doesn't know how to act around new people. Don't worry about him.

Boyfriend (FNF):Beep boo bee bop? (Where did she go?)

Monika:Do not worry about her either.

Fluttershy:Playing with a sword can be very dangerous for a cat such as yourself.

Puss in Boots:Thanks for your concern, but I assure you I am very much capable of handling it.

Fluttershy:It's not if you can handle it. It's that you shouldn't.

Moxxie:I don't want to hurt you honey!

Mixxie:Relax, the boss said this could really help us both. Just consider it a friendly spar.

Moxxie:If you say so...

Goofy:Gwarsh! You've invented time travel?

Mr.Peabody:It is just one of my many achievements, though also the one I use the most.

Goofy:I wish I could time travel some time, so I can see the birth of Maxie agian.

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Paper Mario:I'm a sorry for asking you to a-speak a normally.

Mr.Game & Watch:BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP.

Paper Mario:Is that a forgiving beep, or...?

Flash Slothmore:Are...you...past...or...future?

Flash (Alt):Does...it...matter...right...now?

Flash:...I...don't...think...so.

Numbah One:Your childhood is slowly fading away.

Robin (Dick Grayson):Golly! Have I been fighting with Batman for that long.

Numbah One:Thank goodness you still have the childish voice.

Pit:You can't kill me, I never learned how to read!

Sora:I'm not going to too...wait, aren't you like already dead up in heaven?

Pit:I...I don't know!

Twilight Sparkle:What happened to your wings.

Twilight (Alt):Don't you dare ask Pinkie to throw a party involving needles.

Twilight:Uh-oh. I've already asked Pinkie that!

Wandering Samurai:My blade is much longer than yours.

Ninja Dog:Ah, but you forget. I have two of them.

Wandering Samurai:Quality is usually better than quality.

Kars:How would you like to join Maria.

Shadow:How would you like to lose thought privileges again.

Kars:...You wouldn't dare.

Spike (Wingless):Woah, I've get some wings too?

Spike (Winged):That's right! Now you and Twilight have something in common.

Spike:I'm impressed, but also worried about contriversy for someone reason?

Undyne:NNnnnnnnnaaaaarrrrrrgggggh?

Undyne (Alt):NNnnnnnnnaaaaarrrrrrgggggh!

Undyne:NNnnnnnnnaaaaarrrrrrgggggh!!!!!

Legoshi:Louis-Senpai, I don't mean to sound rude but I-I'm not sure I'm ready to rehearse this fighting scene.

Louis:Deep down, you do want this. More than anyone you want this. Let your inner predator down and bi...fight me.

Legoshi:What is it with everoyne wanting to be bitten by me?

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Puss in Boots:There can only be one sword wielding pet!

Dogtanian:Yeah, and it's going to be the one that dosen't get distracted by laser pointers.

Puss in Boots:Says the tail chaser.

Peg Leg Pete (Kingdom Hearts):Well ain't you a sight for sore eyes?

Pete (Goof Trop):Your'e one to talk. What are you a circus performer or something?

Pete (KH):Nobody messes with the mighty Pete. Not even a version of me that's a dad.

Po:The dragon warrior faces his greatest enemy yet. The New York Giant.

Alex:I don't know what the getup is but if you wanna fight then prepare to meet these claws.

Po:Huh, he ain't as gigantic as the papers made him out to be.

Tom Nook:For impersonating me you'll have to pay the price.

Tom Nook (Alt):You mean I have 1000000 bells? I've got way more then that. I'll be fine.

Tom Nook:For an imposter you certinally know me well. But not well enough.

Elphaba:In your timeline did you and Fiyero escape together again or did he truly forget all about you.

Elphaba (Alt):Oh actually I'm dating Galinda now.

Elphaba:That was an option I hadn't considered at the time. And one that I should have.

Judy Hopps:Sir, you are under arrest.

King Lenoard:For what, hurting your feelings.

Judy:Egg abduction and trying to cause an entire island to go extinct.

Flower:Gelatin, I won BFB agianst you and I'm going to win against you in this regular battle too.

Gelatin:If I do win though, will you be to upset or are you okay with losing again.

Flower:I geuss that we'll just have to see.

Moxxie:I'm sick and tired of being the punching bag of the group.

Moxxie (Alt):I've got an idea Kill all members I.M.P. and become the sole memeber.

Moxxie:If that means that you've hurt my Millie then you've just given me even more of a reason to beat you up.

King Julien:How do I know that your'e really me?

King Julien (Alt):♩I like to move it, move it.♩

King Julien:Okay I'm convinced your'e me.

Ninja Dog:The sword is mightier then the guitar.

Bodi:But this isn't any ordinary guitar. Though I assume those swords aren't ordinary either?

Ninja Dog:You'd be right! These swords contain the sense of Rhythm.