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Summary:

It was only a matter of time, Sesshomaru knew that. But, when it finally happened, when the Bone Eater’s well opened and his brother’s escapades started in the modern era, he was not entirely prepared. This series of one-shots follows the adventures of Inuyasha in Kagome’s world, through the eyes of Sesshomaru, the one who is tasked with cleaning up the mess.

Winner for Best Humor in 2021 Q1 Inuyasha Fandom Awards by FeudalConnection!

Beautiful and hilarious artwork commission by clementinesgulag

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Chapter 1: Yura of the Demon Hair

Notes:

What better excuse to re-watch all of Inuyasha than for "research" for a new fic?

That we get to be funny, and focus extra energy on the modern era just makes everything better.
Each chapter follows one adventure in the modern era, so please buckle your seatbelts and fire up your Inuyasha streaming service and follow along as Inuyasha gets himself into modern-day pickles...

...and Sesshomaru has to figure out how to explain and fix the mess that was made...

Chapter Text

Sesshomaru Facepalming

Just Tell Me What He Did (Sessh Facepalm) by NeutronStarchild


Sesshomaru tapped his nails against his desk. That morning he’d awakened with a great sense of foreboding. Something in the air had changed, and he could not put his finger on what. His anxiety was so great that he nearly jumped out of his skin when the telephone rang.

“Hello?”
The well.

“So my brother has finally found his way here.”
That explained his internal sense of doom. The next year was going to be… interesting.

Sesshomaru hung up, then clawed through his rolodex, finding the name he was searching for.

“Hello, am I speaking with Higurashi-san?”

Sesshomaru knew the day would come when he would make this call. Still, the old man was a bit… odd.

“I am aware that a strange man with silver hair and dog ears has now made your acquaintance…
I’m sorry? No, ofudas don’t just work if one says the right words…
...no rice wine will not purify him.
He’s perfectly harmless - but… I would like to be kept apprised of his appearances at the well…
Your grand-daughter? she will be fine…
School?.. Just tell them she has chronic health problems…
Yes, his ears are real…
Your daughter-in-law did what ? No, I do not believe he feels threatened when someone rubs his ears…
Okay. Thank you. Take care, Higurashi-san, and I expect your call.”

Sesshomaru hung up the phone. Yes, everything was about to get… interesting.