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[Alison Cooper added Mike Cooper and Patrick to i don’t have enough braincells for this shit]
Patrick: alison no
Alison Cooper: alison yes
i’m bored af
Patrick: we just started class tho
like 5 minutes ago
Alison Cooper: your point?
Patrick: you shouldn’t be texting in class??
Alison Cooper: invalid???
you’re texting too????
also we’re technically allowed to use our phones rn?????
Patrick: okay fair
but still
Mike Cooper: guys keep qUiet my phone’s going off
Alison Cooper: then mute it ye fool
don’t make me feel bad
[Patrick changed Mike Cooper’s name to ye fool]
ye fool: #rude
Patrick: be greatful for having the first nickname
ye fool: yes but i didn’t want it now did i
Alison Cooper: this is boring i’m gonna add the rest
Patrick: good then i’ll have cap and fanny to back me up
Alison Cooper: fuck you too
[Alison Cooper added Robin, Humphrey, Mary, Thomas Thorne, Katherine, Fanny Button, The Captain and Julian Fawcett]
Alison Cooper: welcome gang
Mike Cooper: never say that again
Alison Cooper: gang
Mike Cooper: blocked
The Captain: why does this exist
Patrick: alison got bored
Fanny Button: So she decided to be a delinquent?
Alison Cooper: aight no need to be rude
Julian Fawcett: yes and besides that’s my job
speaking of which
@Thomas could you tell Cap to pick up that pen on the floor
Thomas Thorne: do it yourself
Julian Fawcett: i am across the room does it look like i’m in a position to do that
Thomas Thorne: fine
JULIAN WHAT THE HELL
Fanny Button: LANGUAGE
BUT YES WHAT THE H*LL FAWCETT
Julian Fawcett: hey its funny
Mary: NO ITS NOT
Robin: okay what on Earth just happened
Humphrey: Yes I’d like to know why I can hear Mary throwing a bitch fit from 3 classes away
Katherine: okay everyone’s laughing a bit too hard
so i’d like to inform you that Julian pranked Cap
except that it ended up on Mary
Patrick: tf how
Julian Fawcett: i can answer seeing that i’ve been kicked out
Katherine: oh dear
it’s our first day back in school julian why
Julian Fawcett: lmao for the lolz
anyways
yes i planned on pranking cap
but in my defence it was supposed to be ice cubes raining down on him
The Captain: ur an fucke
Alison Cooper: JULIAN I’M SCREAMING WHY
Julian Fawcett: bitch needed to chill out
Patrick: chaotic evil
but why
The Captain: STOP OVERREACTING
I TOLD YOU TO STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LAUGH IN CLASS YOU WERE BEING ANNOYING AS SHIT
Julian Fawcett: yes well i don’t see why you’re complaining
it didn’t even fall on you
Mary: YES JULIAN I THINK EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
THE MELTED ICE WATER FELL ON ME AND EVERYTHING I OWN
Katherine: well your papers were saved
most of them
i think
Mary: so you have no idea
Katherine: that would be correct
Robin: IM-
juLIAN NO
Humphrey: juLIAN WHY
Julian Fawcett: yes well i forgot that ice melts quickly
Alison Cooper: you...forgot…...that ice……...melts
Robin: jfc i’m snorting why
also Humphrey is literally laughing so hard rn this is equally funny to watch as julian’s idiocy
Patrick: forget chaotic evil
he’s chaotic dumbass
[Alison Cooper changed Julian Fawcett’s name to chaotic dumbass]
chaotic dumbass: much obliged.
Fanny Button: You deserve it
chaotic dumbass: gr8
Thomas Thorne: i’m still laughing so hard at the fact that Julian forgot that ice melts
chaotic dumbass: shut up thomas you literally didn’t notice that you were wearing your shoes on the wrong feet for the whole day yesterday
Katherine: WHAT IM CACKLING
Thomas Thorne: hE Y
I WAS TIRED YOU WAZZOCK
Fanny Button: what’s a wazzock
Thomas Thorne: idk but pat says it
Patrick: ah yes
it’s just a replacement for insults
i think
ye fool: i see this chat is shaping up to be Cursed™️
should be fun
Robin: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Alison Cooper: ominous
Fanny Button: Yes, much like the threat of Mary slapping Julian in the face
Katherine: or nuclear war
ye fool: seems like the same things to me really
chaotic dumbass: now that’s what i call rude
Mary: i’m coming for you fawcett
The Captain: wait for me i need to kick his ass
chaotic dumbass: :(
Fanny Button: Rudeness that cannot be counted on one’s fingers, or measured in one’s heart! Captain, LANGUAGE!
Humphrey: indeed
that would have sounded much more hilarious in Elizabethan english
Patrick: you better watch out
You Better Watch Out
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
Y O U B E T T E R W A T C H O U T
Katherine: please don’t cause a scene when you find julian
ye fool: ^^
yeah i don’t think it’s a good idea to get suspended during the first week of school
Thomas Thorne: this is going to be an interesting ride