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1. Can't Touch This (And Yet, Here We Are) by bleuvelvet

   Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   14 Jul 2020

   Tags

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   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Minor or Background Relationship(s)
   • Jaskier | Dandelion
   • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Borch Three Jackdaws | Villentretenmerth
   • Yarpen Zigrin
   • Boholt (The Witcher)
   • Eyck of Denesle
   • Stregobor (The Witcher)
   • Calanthe Fiona Riannon
   • Ermion | Mousesack
   • Filavandrel aén Fidháil
   • Roach (The Witcher)
   • Minor Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Yennefer of Vengerberg
   • Protective Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
   • Non-Consensual Touching
   • Geralt can have one braincell as a treat
   • accidental bard acquisition
   • I just wanted to make that a tag
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Djinn wish gone wrong
   • Sexual Content
   • POV Alternating

   Summary

   One bard's simple wish to reach the hearts of the people of the Continent with his music backfires spectacularly. He enlists the help of a witcher to fix it. And to protect him from the consequences.

   Geralt wonders what he did to piss Destiny off so much that she saddles him with his own personal nuisance.

   Julian Alfred Pankratz and Geralt of Rivia star in this summer's most anticipated romantic comedy.

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