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Scout
• “Ayyy shortie.”
• Be prepared for relentless teasing from this Bostonian. He might make fun of it out on the battlefield and in front of the other mercenaries, but when you two are alone, it’s a completely different story.
• He ADORES how short you are, and loves being the big spoon! He enjoys resting his chin on your head and giving you forehead kisses. He thinks you’re the cutest little lady.
• If you’ve ever felt hurt by something he said in his whirlwind of teasing, when you two are alone he makes it up tenfold by apologizing a million times over and then telling you everything he loves about you.
• Calls you “Girly,” “Spinner,” “Shortie,” “Sweetness,” and many other nicknames. He never runs out of them.
• If you play video games, Scout will bombard you with questions about your favourite genres. He is more into shooting games like The Evil Dead and Wolfenstein, but he’s always up to try different genres of games!
• Wear his shirts. He loves it a lot!!
• Will teach you Boston slang and secretly hopes you’ll use it someday.
• “Shut it, you knuckle-dragger!”
“That’s my spinnah!”
Soldier
• Will put his elbow on your head without question. Sometimes he does it without realizing it.
• Puts you on his shoulders so you can see better. He usually does this with no warning. He has tried to rocket jump with you on his shoulders. No, it didn’t end well.
• Calls you “Cupcake.”
• Tells you the story about how he was covered in honey, once. He’ll tell you all kinds of stories, out of the blue, and when you ask.
• Soldier is very quick to react and often doesn’t think about things before actually doing them. This gets you both in stupid but hilarious situations, and it makes you love him even more.
• Always calls you a “PROUD AMERICAN!”
• Blasts the Star-Spangled Banner sometimes.
• likes being the little spoon with you and is always careful when holding you. He loves picking you up and carrying you! Let him do it!
• Loves it when you wear his dumb hat.
• Loves hand-holding. He loves how small your hands are!
Heavy
• “Little girl.”
• likes it when you are the “big” spoon! He loves it when you kiss him and hug him. It makes him happy and lets him relax. He does love when he’s the big spoon, though! He loves holding you close to him protectively while also making sure he doesn’t squish you.
• Lots and lots of bear hugs. He lifts you every time.
• Also lifts you so you can see things better, and get items off the tallest shelf. He never makes fun of you for it, for he doesn’t want you to feel less for being so short. He loves you the way you are!
• Loves it when you accompany him to the local book store. He will choose a book he thinks you’ll like and loves sharing small bits and pieces of info on said book. You both have stayed up late into the night reading books before.
• You are the only one that can touch Sasha.
• You are also the only one that can eat his sandwich. This comes with complaints from Scout.
• Willing to teach you some Russian if you want to learn! He understands that Russian is difficult, and is very patient with you and is a very good teacher!
Engineer
• This Texan is SO relieved that there is someone shorter than him, now! No offence of course, but he loves how short you are!
• If you’re almost the same height as him, he enjoys switching spoons. He can go either way, partner!
• Calls you, “Buttercup,” “Sweet Pea,” “Sugarcube,” “Honeybee,” and all kinds of southern nicknames!
• He cannot help you reach the highest shelves because he, too, cannot reach them. You both suffer together until either Medic, Heavy, or Sniper come in to assist.
• Will teach you how to repair his sentries and many other gadgets. He loves sharing his information with you and loves it even more if you’re interested. It’s okay if not, though! He appreciates you listening, anyway.
• Will sometimes sing an old song to lure you to sleep. He will also play his guitar for you sometimes.
• Will whisper sweet sayings into your ear with that sweet Texan accent. He loves it when you become flustered.
• “YEEHAW.”
Medic
• A complete LUNATIC
• He loves you, and his birds of course, with all of his heart. He has even suggested ripping out his heart and giving it to you. You politely declined.
• likes it if Archimedes likes you; if he does, he will sit on your head during surgeries. He will even do his little “mating dance” when you talk into the room. This earns that “Ohoohoo!” laugh from Medic.
• Likes to stay up late and work on projects. You have to force him to sleep most of the time. When he does sleep, however, he is always the big spoon. He declines even thinking about being the little spoon.
• “I shall not be what jou call ze, “little zpoon” with jou, miene liebe, if it meanz I cannot hold jou at night. Verabscheuungswürdig!”
• Will play his violin/accordion to you if you want to hear it. He loves it when you ask!
• Wear his lab coats. He will SWOON.
• Loves it when you caress his face and rub his scalp. He lets out little purrs and hums and during these times he truly looks, and feels, that he is at ease.
• Will probably never tell you about the whole, “sold his soul to the Devil,” thing. He will also never tell you about the demon inside his head. He knows not to listen to it, especially when it comes to you, his Schatz!
• Shows you how to hold his birds the right way. (The Hamburger Hold)
• Secretly loves The Hobbit and The Lord of The Rings. He loves books, too! However he never really liked Harry Potter. He does strictly believe he’s a Ravenclaw, though!
• He will kiss your knuckles and purposely rub his face into your hand like a cat. This man lacks attention.
• The way he does surgery on you doesn’t change, other than injecting you with a small amount of numbing medicine and Archimedes proudly sitting on your face.
Sniper
• “Oi, Shelia. How’s the weather down there?”
• Truly a very long and lanky man.
• Doesn’t like it that much when you call him “Grand Daddy Long Leg,” but it grew on him after some time.
• He doesn’t understand how you drink coffee with that much bloody creamer in it. Holy Dooley!
• Calls you lots of Australian nicknames and uses a lot of slang you force him to recite more than twice to fully understand it. He secretly thinks it’s really funny.
• Loves wrapping his long arms and legs around you protectively and giving you kisses all around your face and neck. He knows the big spoon position was made for him.
• Loves when he teaches you how to snipe. He’s surprisingly a very patient man and knows what he’s doing.
• Enjoys teaching you Australian slang and how to use it effectively. He relaxes knowing he can be himself around you.
• He wants to take you to Australia to see his mum and dad, and so you can see all that Australia has to offer.
• Loves road trips. He enjoys just sitting in the same area as you and knowing that you are safe, and always will be, with him right by your side.
• This man seriously lacks attention. Any kind of loveable touch sends him into overdrive. Caressing his face, kissing his face, rubbing his arms and dragging your nails softly against his skin. It all drives him mad with love. He loves that you are so bloody affectionate; he tries to do the same back to you.
• He will grab your hips softly, and squeeze the flesh, kiss your face and whisper into your ear how happy you make him feel, poke and prod around at your ticklish spots just to get a small laugh out of you, caress your scalp, and even more than that. He loves you with all of his beings. He never wants to lose you.
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Verabscheuungswürdig!: Despicable!
Spinner/Spinnah: A very sexy woman.
Knuckle-dragger: A stupid or loutish person.
Shelia: A woman.