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Namjoon’s relaxing on the couch, doing his grad school homework, in the middle of his small two bedroom apartment he shares with his best friend and his boyfriend. He looks across the room at his boyfriend of 3 years, Seokjin, who is watching something on his laptop with the biggest awe in his eyes. Namjoon can’t help but stare at his boyfriend watching whatever it is making him smile. Namjoon is snapped out of his admiring stare by his phone vibrating. He checks the notification and it confuses him slightly.
He looks over to Seokjin, “Sweetie, why is there a 20,000 won charge on my paypal account?”
Seokjin looks up and his face flushes. He looks oddly suspicious, “Okay, so you know how I like watching people play video games on the internet?”
Namjoon still doesn’t understand the appeal, but he’s never been into video games himself, but his boyfriend on the other hand, “Yes…”
“Well I was scrolling through the trending page out of boredom, and I came across this cute kid.” Seokjin starts to pout, “And babe, you know what a sucker I am for cute kids with big eyes.”
“Hyung, just get to the point….”
“Well, I was watching him play Overwatch and he’s really good at Widowmaker. Like holy shit his headshots-”
“Hyung, you’re speaking another language, your point…”
“Oh right, well, he was talking about how he’s saving up to be able to go to Blizzcon next year, which is in the US,” Namjoon still feels like his boyfriend is speaking another language, which is odd because Namjoon knows at least 4 other languages, but he doesn’t interrupt him this time, “and Joonie, he was just so cute and excited about it, so I donated 20,000 won to his channel.”
Namjoon shakes his head, “You could’ve just said you donated a kid 20,000 won.”
Seokjin is standing up with his laptop in his hands and walking over to sit next to Namjoon on the couch, “But then I wouldn’t have had an excuse to show you how cute he is to justify it.”
Namjoon looks at the laptop screen and reads the username, GoldenJK. He’s this young kid-- his bio says he’s 21 -- talking animatedly at the webcam about something being updated in a game Namjoon knows nothing about, but he finds himself enamoured by the kid. GoldenJK starts giggling at the screen while reading a comment and his nose scrunches up. Seokjin really was right about how cute the kid is.
Seokjin turns to him, “See, now you know why I gave him 20,000 won!”
Namjoon sighs, “But we barely even have 20,000 won for ourselves. We still need to go grocery shopping this week. Also, can you please stop using my paypal account?”
“Mine was hacked!”
“You drunk bought 3kgs of sour gummies, and then filed a complaint saying it wasn’t you. It’s your fault your account was frozen.”
Like perfect timing, Seokjin shoves a handful of sour gummies in his mouth, “Worth.”
Later that evening, Namjoon needed to borrow Seokjin’s laptop while he was in the shower. Seokjin could give two shits when Namjoon uses his laptop without permission. They trust each other entirely, like even showing the other someone they thought was attractive without any bit of jealousy. Namjoon wasn’t even jealous when they were just friends during undergrad and Seokjin dated around. He was just glad his friend was happy, but luckily for him, Seokjin was happier with Namjoon. Their relationship is the epitome of perfection, despite the flaws that make them a real couple. He doesn’t see himself with anybody else.
Namjoon opens the laptop, and he sees that Seokjin still had GoldenJK’s stream up. He opens up a second browser window so he can still watch GoldenJK and research for his thesis paper at the same time. He shakes his head at the keys sticking on the keyboard from the time Seokjin spilled an energy drink all over it during an intense game of League of Legends. Another game Namjoon doesn’t understand except that there's this cute character named Teemo who apparently is the devil according to Seokjin.
Namjoon is watching the livestream and still has no idea what this game is about, so he’s determined to learn. That’s 100% why he’s watching. Not because the kid reminds him of a cute little bunny when he smiles, and that he makes the cutest face he’s ever seen when he’s concentrating. Not. At. All.
10 minutes into watching the stream, Namjoon realized he hadn't even typed into the search bar on the empty browser window. He’s just been watching GoldenJK play Overwatch. He announces he’s ending his stream in a few minutes and brings up whatever Blizzcon is again.
“Hey thanks everyone for watching tonight! I’m so close to my goal to be able to afford Blizzcon next year! I have a term paper to finish, but as usual I’ll be on tomorrow evening at the same time.”
Okay Namjoon can see why Seokjin donated. 20,000 won doesn’t hurt their food budget that badly. He clicks the donate button in the bio and types in the amount. He hears the shower turning off and quickly submits the payment. He closes out of the donation box so Seokjin doesn’t know what a hypocrite he is.
Seokjin is walking out of the bathroom, shirtless, rubbing a towel on his head, and mildly distracting Namjoon from whatever he was going to say. Seokjin talks first, “Hey are you watching GoldenJK?”
“Oh, uh, yeah. I needed your laptop and the screen was open, so-”
The sound of a ding interrupts him, it’s coming from the stream, “Holy shit! Thank you so much Namjin13 for the 2 million won donation! I just reached my end goal!”
Seokjin drops his towel and stares at Namjoon, “You donated what!?”
“No no no no, I just wanted to send 20,000 won!” Namjoon opens up his phone and sees that he indeed donated 2,000,000 won, “Fuck! The zero key must have stuck when I pressed it! You need to clean your keyboard! Can I take the donation back?” He pauses for a second, “Wait, your username is Namjin13?”
“Yes, because we’re adorable.” Seokjin slaps Namjoon’s hand before he can click on the mouse, “And no! That’s so mean! Did you see how excited he was!?”
“Okay, but that’s almost as much as our share of rent! How will we pay rent!?”
“We have our back-up money for emergencies, Joonie!”
“We can always message him and like, take away one zero? That’s still an okay amount.”
“I don’t know maybe-”
*DING* They look towards the computer and notice that GoldenJK has gone offline while they were arguing, but they have a new message to their account from the kid himself.
GoldenJK : hey dudeee, i just wanted to thank u for the generous donation personally :D!!!!!!!
Namjoon stares at Seokjin who just shrugs, so he types…
Namjin13 : Oh. About that…
GoldenJK : i was really doubting i’d be able to go since badge buying is soon and then booking flights
GoldenJK : im a super broke college kid lol
GoldenJK : and thanks to u ill be able to go!
Seokjin is staring at Namjoon with the biggest puppy eyes because he knows his boyfriend’s weakness, “Joonieeee, we gotta let him have it! He’s so cute!”
Namjoon sighs….
Namjin13: It was really no problem, GoldenJK. I understand how tough college can be.
GoldenJK : ya man im so stressed rn
GoldenJK : and i dont have it in my class schedule to have job
GoldenJK : so streaming helps me with shit u kno?
GoldenJK : u can call me jungkook btw
Namjin13 : What are you studying, Jungkook? If you don’t mind me asking :)
GoldenJK : computer science but its my physics class thats been kicking my ass lately
Namjoon knows a bit about physics….
Namjin13 : I know a little bit about physics. I did really well in it during my undergrad. Maybe I can help you with it?
GoldenJK : holy shit are u sure?!
Namjin13 : Yes! It wouldn’t be a problem :)
And that’s how Namjoon somehow became GoldenJK’s sort of physics tutor.
--
It’s been two weeks since Jungkook got an amazing donation during his gaming stream. He is pressing the send button to secure his Blizzcon badge. Everything is going well. He’s going to Blizzcon, he passed his physics test, his two roommates are his best friends, and he’s doing pretty well when it comes to streaming video games. He’s about to set up for tonight’s stream when there’s a power surge and he hears a loud POP ! The lights flicker off and on, but his computer is still off. It stays off no matter how many times he presses the power button. And man, is he really pressing that power button.
“WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKKKKk!”
He runs out to the shared living space of their campus housing apartment and sees his two roommates, Taehyung, and Jimin trying to mess with something in the kitchen. They look awfully suspicious. Why does it look like somebody threw up fruit everywhere?
Taehyung turns around and he has strawberry and banana chunks in his hair, “Oh uh hi Kookie, why do you look so mad?”
“Hyung, what happened out here….”
Taehyung starts scooting in front of Jimin, like he’s trying to cover something up, “Just eating some fruit with Jiminie. How about you?” He takes a chunk of strawberry out of his hair and then eats it.
Jungkook starts to walk closer to the two, “I was setting up for tonight's stream, but there was a power surge and now my computer won’t turn on….”
Jimin turns around, “Oh that….”
Jungkook pushes the two to the side to find 4 blenders with at least 10 different fruits. Where did they even get four blenders!? None of them have lids on, there are fruit chunks on the counter, ceiling, wall… He notices one blender with a fried cable connecting the wall.
Jungkook crosses his arms, “Would you guys like to explain what just happened here…”
Taehyung, still eating the fruit from his hair, “So….Jiminie and I couldn’t decide what kind of smoothies we wanted…”
“So Tae suggested we can try and make all 4…”
Taehyung nods, “So we had a greater idea to just make all 4 at once because cleaning one blender 4 times seems exhausting…”
Jungkook shakes his head because if they thought cleaning one blender was exhausting...now they have to clean an entire kitchen and 4 blenders...
Jimin looks back to the mess continuing the story, “And seeing that we only had one blender we went to the thrift store to buy 3 more and 2 didn’t come with tops…”
Taehyung shrugs, “So we just covered it with our hands and hoped for the best?”
“We also didn’t check if the cables were in good condition, so when the smoothie flew out of the blender…”
Taehyung points to the fried outlet, “Some of the wet fruit hit the one chord that was broken and zapped the outlet.”
Jungkook’s jaw just drops. He’s speechless. To be honest, normally he would’ve joined them with their bad idea. Hell, he probably would’ve been the one to suggest just covering the blenders with their hands. But this dumb idea of theirs broke his computer. So he’s pissed.
Jungkook is trying to really maintain his anger as he squeezes his fists, “So, you’re telling me that my PC broke because you guys wanted smoothies?!”
Taehyung and Jimin fight over who can hide behind who because they know the wrath of Jungkook when it comes to his very expensive custom built gaming PC. Eventually Taehyung wins to hide behind Jimin, which just looks funny because Taehyung is taller and broader than Jimin. They both express concern on their faces if that means anything.
“What happened to your computer,” quietly asks Jimin.
Jungkook sighs as his shoulders drop from his offensive stance, “The power surge must’ve fried my power cable, but since my computer is custom built, it’s wired weirdly so I can’t just go buy a new one from the store. It’s connected to a cooling system which is expensive within itself.”
Taehyung peaks out from behind Jimin, “I’d offer to pay, but I’m just as broke as you.” He looks genuinely sad that he can’t afford it. “Don’t you have money from your stream to pay for it?”
“Yeah, but I literally just spent most of it on my Blizzcon badge.” He pinches the bridge of his nose, “You can just pay me back by cleaning and doing my laundry for a while.”
Jimin and Taehyung agree after some terms are talked about, and then start cleaning the kitchen. Which cleaning is more so just them eating the shredded fruit off of the walls and licking each other. Jungkook is really going to trust them with the cleaning for the next few months? He’s really starting to second guess it.
He sends out a tweet announcing he has to cancel tonight’s stream and possibly for the rest of the week. He mentions that it’s due to computer issues, but doesn’t go into specifics. Tons of replies come back telling him that they’re bummed and mentioned donating to help the cause. He’s super appreciative and is thankful he has fans who want to help him.
All three roommates are sitting on the couch in their blanket nest after Jimin and Taehyung cleaned the kitchen and themselves. They’re trying to figure out ways for Jungkook to buy a new power cable and cooling system that can handle the RAM his computer uses.
“Didn’t people say they’ll donate?” asks Jimin.
“Yeah, but it’s not enough and I don’t want to be one of those streamers that begs. Ya know?”
Taehyung laughs to himself, “You can always ask that one guy who donated 2mil won, and then tutored you for a while.”
Jimin laughs along, “Oh my god, ask him to be your sugar daddy!”
Jungkook shoves Jimin, “What!? No!?”
Taehyung tilts his head, “Why not?”
“That’s so weird. He’s super nice with my homework, but like, I don’t want to be a sugar baby. I also think he’s old since he types all properly. Don’t sugar babies need to put out? I’d rather not sit on a dick that needs viagra.”
“You thought about this before haven’t you?”
Jungkook shrugs, “He’s just super nice. I don’t know if he’s expecting anything from me.”
“I think you should still ask him. Or like, casually mention your computer problems since you guys talk normally now,” Taehyung suggests.
“If he expects you to put out, just don’t do it?” Jimin adds.
Jungkook starts considering it, and maybe they have a good point. The topic is dropped and he forgets about it until he’s lying in bed and he gets a message.
Namjin13: Hey Jungkook! I saw your tweet! What happened to your computer?
GoldenJK: My roommates r idiots n blew a fuse
GoldenJK: which blew the cable for my pc lol
Namjin13: Oh no! I’m so sorry to hear that. Can you not buy a new one at the store?
GoldenJK: Nah
GoldenJK: its custom built so i have to order the parts
GoldenJK: n shipping would take a week unless i did overnight
Namjin13: Oh wow! Is it expensive? I don’t know much about computers.
GoldenJK: lol yeah super expensive
GoldenJK: my friend joked about me getting a sugar daddy
GoldenJK: even joked about asking u since u helped before lol
Jungkook thinks this is a good time to hint at it. See what he says. He watches Namjin13 type then stops typing. He’s a bit nervous now that he’s thinking about it. He realized he did say “Daddy” and not “Mommy”, and now he’s concerned Namjin13 might be put off realizing Jungkook is gay. He didn’t even consider it in the first place. He’s not trying to hide it, but he just doesn’t openly talk about it on stream. He likes talking to the guy even if he might be an old man. Then there’s a ding...
Namjin13: I can try and help you :)
Oh well then.
--
Seokjin hits his boyfriend’s arm, “KIM NAMJOON WHY DID YOU TYPE THAT!?”
“It’s the eyes, hyung. The big eyes.”
GoldenJK: oh shit! u want to be my sugar daddy?
GoldenJK: i was afraid i scared u away when i typed daddy
GoldenJK: sorta just gave away how gay i am
Seokjin coos, “Aww he’s even cuter than before!”
“What do I say back, hyung?”
Seokjin puts down the book he was reading, “You’re the one who got us into this mess! Do we ask for something in return?”
Namjoon looks just as confused, “I don’t know? I’ve never been a dad before.”
Seokjin gets a smile on his face and it looks like he’s trying really hard to hold something in.
“Just spit it out.”
“Hi dad, I’m dad.”
Namjoon groans and turns back to the computer.
Namjin13: Haha, a sugar daddy in a sense! Just a friend who wants to help out! You’re cute, and it’s hard to say no.
Seokin is leaning over his shoulder, “Don’t you think that’s a bit too forward?”
“It’s a lot better than what you were saying during that one stream last week while he paused to eat ice cream.”
Namjoon sees a serene look appear across his boyfriend’s face, “That was a good stream.”
Namjoon continues talking back and forth with Jungkook about the situation of helping him get his computer parts with overnight shipping. He makes sure he mentions that he’s not expecting anything in return. He just keeps emphasizing it’s a friendship even though Jungkook won’t stop saying Sugar Daddy.
And even though Namjoon and his boyfriend are broke, he has yet to feel any regrets about this. Who needs a food budget? Ha ha not them!
--
Jungkook is sprawled across the couch, regretting ever coming out into the living room in the first place. He just finished setting up his computer with the new parts Namjin13 sent him.
He glances over to the loveseat where Taehyung is sitting on his boyfriend’s lap. Him and Yoongi just started dating very recently which makes Taehyung’s already affectionate personality become even more affectionate and quite disgusting. This is only the 3rd time Jungkook has seen Yoongi at their place, and he’s already seen the inside of Yoongi’s mouth more than he’d like.
Jungkook whips a pillow at them, “Do you guys really have to make out right here? You have a bedroom?”
“Jimin’s in there getting his beauty sleep. He has a date with Seokie-hyung later.” Taehyung gets a sly look on his face and Jungkook knows whatever comes out of his mouth is bad, “You can always ask your sugar daddy for kisses, so you can stop being a jealous single boy.”
Jungkook throws the other pillow at them.
Yoongi lifts his face from the crook of Taehyung’s neck and cocks an eyebrow, “You have a sugar daddy?”
Taehyung giggles, “Yeah some guy who donates money to Jungkookie when he’s streaming.”
“What kind of dumbass just gives a random streamer money?”
Jungkook shrugs, “A lot of people actually. It’s why I don’t have an actual job.”
“Yeah but this guy gave you a lot, and then helped buy your expensive computer stuff,” Taehyung adds. “He’s probably loaded.”
Yoongi doesn’t look convinced, “He’s probably some creepy old man that just wants dick pics.”
Jungkook reaches over the couch to grab something to throw. Damn it. He’s out of pillows. His gross rolled up sock with suffice. He whips that, “We talked about the terms! He’s not expecting anything from me.”
Yoongi dodges the sock, “Are you sure? He’ll probably like, use it against you or something.”
“He doesn’t seem so bad,” says Taehyung. “He helped Jungkookie with his physics homework.”
Yoongi shakes his head, “That’s...it just seems so weird and pathetic.”
Jungkook shrugs then decides to go for a walk to get some food and leave these two gross love birds alone.
Later that night Jungkook is lying in his bed going over what Taehyung and Yoongi said about his ‘Sugar Daddy’. He is genuinely a nice guy, and Jungkook enjoys talking to him. They’ve had funny conversations about movies, music, general things you talk to online strangers. Yeah, it’d be unfortunate if he was super old and creepy, but at least his physics grade is good?
He was going to stream since he was able to set up his computer in time, but he’s exhausted from a long day at school. He’s considering playing a match or two of Overwatch before he sleeps. He’s ranked pretty high. Maybe he can convince someone to scout him at Blizzcon and he can kiss school goodbye and become a professional gamer. Oh how his parents would be so mad.
As he starts dozing off his phone dings, and it’s a message from Namjin13 responding to the thanks Jungkook sent him earlier when the computer parts arrived. They start talking about the computer specs since Namjin13 was curious about the computer when Jungkook sent him a photo of it. Asking which part does what. The conversation eventually steers into Jungkook mentioning how he’d love to be a professional gamer and not be in school. He glances at his clock and realizes they’ve been talking for 2 hours. It’s the longest they’ve gone talking without long pauses in between. He ends up telling Namjin13 that he has to go since he has plans tomorrow with his friends, and he’s actually a bit bummed to stop talking. Namjin13 was just telling him about a movie he just watched, and Jungkook was actually interested in it. He sighs. Old people probably need their sleep anyways.
--
Saturday mornings Namjoon works at the bookshop on campus. It’s a good job since he gets a discount and it matches up with his hectic grad school class schedule. There’s a cafe inside that Seokjin likes to sit in and do his homework if he doesn’t have a lab report to do. It’s nice having him there because Seokjin likes to hit on him when it’s slow. It keeps Namjoon entertained, and it’s always funny watching bystanders’ reactions when Seokjin does the more obnoxious bits.
Said boyfriend is approaching him at the counter with a lollipop in his mouth. His lips are cherry red as he takes the candy out, “Why hello there good sir! What fine weather we are having here today!?”
Seokjin’s done better, but Namjoon enjoys playing along, “Ah yes, good afternoon sir-”
But Namjoon freezes as he sees a very familiar face outside of the cafe's front window.
“Joonie?” Seokjin waves a hand in front of his face. “What’s more distracting than my face?”
“Hyung!” Namjoon whispers. Not that anyone outside can hear him. He points outside where he can’t stop himself from looking.
Seokjin looks and then it’s his turn to freeze, “Is...is that?”
“Yeah. Jungkook,” Namjoon responds in awe.
Jungkook is standing outside of the shop with two other people. One is short and blonde and the other is only a bit taller with rusty red hair wearing a very colorful sweater in contrast to the blonde’s all black ensemble. Jungkook in the flesh is even prettier than the Jungkook through the laptop screen. He’s also wearing all black, but his clothes are baggier than the blonde’s tight fitted clothes. His ears are also very pierced which Namjoon’s never noticed due to Jungkook always wearing his gaming headset.
Seokjin starts laughing, “Fuck. Like we knew he lived in the area, but there are a few colleges here. Who would’ve actually fucking thought he’d be at our school.”
Namjoon turns to his boyfriend, “Do we introduce ourselves?”
“And what? Give away that we are 2 broke as fuck college students?”
Namjoon shrugs, “We don’t have to mention the broke as fuck part.”
“Joonie, you’re wearing a work uniform at your place of employment that only hires students.”
They’re too busy talking and didn’t notice the door ding. The blonde-haired guy is walking down one book aisle with the colorful guy in the next.
“Jimin! Do you think they have the Kama Sutra here?”
The blonde named Jimin giggles, “Wrong shop, hyung!”
It’s the two people Jungkook was with, but he’s not with them anymore. That at least gives Namjoon and Seokjin more time to consider their next plan of action.
“Joonie we should message him.”
Namjoon rolls over in bed, and is faced with Seokjin’s perfect face staring at him. Namjoon reaches out with his hand to tuck a hair behind his boyfriend’s ear and gives him a gentle kiss. He has yet to get tired of those lips.
He pulls away a couple centimeters to look at Seokjin, “And say what?”
“I don’t know. Maybe not the whole truth yet? Just after seeing him today, I wanna meet him.” Seokjin scoots down to rest his head on Namjoon’s shoulder, “His stupid face scrunch smile is even cuter in person. Imagine it up close.”
Namjoon sighs as he runs his fingers through Seokjin’s hair. His boyfriend is right. He also really wants to meet the kid. He’s been sort of confused on how he’s feeling. He’s never looked at somebody beyond Seokjin, but there’s something about Jungkook that intrigues him.
“I’ll message him. Keep it vague.”
Namjin13: Hey. Not to sound like a complete stalker, but do you go to SNU?
It shows that Jungkook saw the message, but it takes a few minutes for him to respond. Namjoon expected hesitancy. It’s sort of a creepy question to ask.
GoldenJK : ya…
GoldenJK: y?
Namjoon bites his lip. He’s a bit nervous, to be honest here.
Namjin13: Were you outside of the book cafe on campus today with two people? Blonde and red hair?
GoldenJK: a bit creepy…
GoldenJK: but ya…..
Namjin13: Oh fuck. I’m sorry this does seem creepy, but we were inside the shop when we spotted you! Promise. We live in the area.
Jungkook takes a bit longer to respond again.
“Joonie, you scared the kid off!”
“I promise I wasn’t-” Ding!
GoldenJK: we?
Huh. Did...they sort of leave that important information out? Like, it’s been a few weeks now and they somehow forgot to mention this!?
Namjin13: Yes, we. My boyfriend and I.
GoldenJK: BOYFRIEND?!???????
GoldenJK: is like
GoldenJK: namjin not ur name?
GoldenJK: not 2 sound dumb or anything
Namjin13: Oh my goodness. I can’t believe we never talked about this.
Namjin13: I’m Namjoon and my boyfriend is named Seokjin. Hence, Namjin. He made it. Not me. He’s the cheesy one here.
GoldenJK: i have 2 sugar daddies!?
“Really...that’s what he got from this?” Seokjin asks.
Namjin13: Haha, in a way. Since we live in the same area, we were wondering if you’d want to meet up with us sometime?
Namjin13: Just as friends of course!
Namjin13: Somewhere public. We promise we’re not creepy stalkers.
Honestly, they’re not really expecting a response. Maybe some hesitance. They’d be pretty bummed if he said no, but it’s completely understandable.
GoldenJK: why the fuck not!
Okay so they weren’t expecting that as a response.
Luckily the next day is sunday and they are all free.
“Ugh Joonie your hand is all sweaty,” says Seokjin as he lets go of Namjoon’s hand as they reach the park near campus.
“Your face is all red, but you don’t see me calling you out on it?”
“That’s because you think it’s cute.”
Namjoon shrugs, “True.”
“Sweaty hands aren’t cute.”
Just as Namjoon was about to make a rebuttal back, he sees him . Jungkook is sitting on a bench fidgeting with the strings on his large black hoodie. He’s bouncing his leg and looking around the park. Looking for them. Even he looks a bit nervous if his body language is something to go by.
Seokjin goes back to grabbing his hand, “There he is!” Seokjin starts walking towards Jungkook even faster. He is the more confident one of the two.
As they’re approaching Jungkook on the bench, he looks right at them, but then past them. I mean, they never showed him what they look like, but it’s odd that he looked past the only obvious gay couple at the park. Like he’s not expecting it to be them. But they still walk determinedly hand in hand towards him.
“Jungkook?” asks Namjoon.
He looks up at them and squints, “Yes?”
“I’m Namjoon,” he lifts the clasped hands, “and this is Seokjin.”
Seokjin waves with a small smile, “Hey there!”
Jungkook’s jaw drops. Yep. Definitely wasn’t expecting it to be them. “You..your..your Namjin13?”
“Yes?”
“But...but your…” Jungkook whispers as his face gets bright red.
Seokjin tilts his head and jokes, “The two most handsome men you’ve ever seen in your life?”
“Ho...young. You’re young is what I’m trying to say.”
Seokjin barks out a laugh as Namjoon tries to hide his laugh behind his free hand.
“I’m gonna be completely honest, I was expecting you guys to be old,” Jungkook continues. “I think it’s just because my friends convinced me you were gonna be an old dude who was just giving me money for dick pics.”
Seokjin lets go of Namjoon’s hand and puts his own hands on his hip, “What! No! We just enjoy your stream and your cute face.” Namjoon loves when his boyfriend gets sassy, “And we’re still a little older than you! We’re your hyungs! Show some respect, you youngin!”
Jungkook is blushing and giggling. Fuck. Namjoon is a goner. “Sorry my bad, hyungs .”
“Why did you think we were old?” Namjoon asks.
Jungkook looks a bit sheepish, “You type like an old person to be honest?”
Seokjin sighs then pinches the bridge of his nose, “Joonie is a literature….fanatic. Big ol’ nerd knows like 50 languages, and insists on speaking them correctly. It was always him typing to you.”
Jungkook responds with a nod, “Ah, okay that makes more sense.”
After sitting down with Jungkook and talking a bit, something doesn’t sit right with Namjoon and he starts getting a bit concerned. More so for Jungkook’s sake, “Wait. You were willing to meet up with two old guys... alone?”
Jungkook shrugs, “It’s not like we’re in a dark alley. And I liked talking to you despite if I thought you were old men. If anything I just wanted to thank you guys in person.”
Seokjin coos, “Aw Joonie can we keep him?”
Yes.
“Sweetie, I told you we can’t just ‘keep’ random people you think are cute.”
Seokjin pouts, so Namjoon does what he normally does when Seokjin pouts and kisses him. Completely not recognizing a wide-eyed Jungkook is staring at them in admiration and wonder right next to them.
The kiss is quick and they pull apart. It did its job. His boyfriend is no longer pouting, but now Jungkook’s face is pink and he’s standing up, “I..I gotta get back and eat food before tonight’s stream. I’m glad we finally got to meet.” He politely bows and starts to turn around before Namjoon or Seokjin can even say goodbye.
Seokjin gives Namjoon a look, and he has a feeling he knows exactly what his boyfriend is about to do. Seokjin reaches out quickly to gently grab Jungkook’s arm, “Wait, Jungkook!”
Jungkook pauses, turns around, his eyes are wide, cheeks still pink, “Huh?”
“Can we take you out to dinner?”
“I...I...you wanna?? What?? Me?”
Namjoon can feel his heart fluttering with nerves. He hasn’t felt this way since Seokjin walked into his economics class 4 years ago and sat right next to him complaining about how he doesn’t need economics to be a pediatrician. Of course Namjoon proceeded to inform him that economics are important for every industry. Seokjin actually listened to his rant, and that’s when he knew he was gone for the man.
Seokjin smiles and nods, “Yes. Dinner.”
Jungkook looks over to Namjoon, like he needs to know he’s with this before he can respond. “Yes, please let us take you out to dinner sometime?” Namjoon asks.
There’s a small shy smile appearing as he blushes and nods, “Okay yeah. That works for me.”
Seokjin is reaching his phone out to Jungkook, “Add your number, and we’ll plan something.”
Jungkook giggles -- yeah he fucking giggled -- and types his number in. Seokjin immediately creates a group chat for all of them so Jungkook has both of their numbers.
Namjoon second guesses on hugging the kid bye since this is the first time meeting him in person, and he can see Seokjin hesitating, too. Until Jungkook quickly reaches forward to hug Seokjin then quickly Namjoon, “Uh...sorry. I’m just excited you’re not a creepy old man. And like, once again… thank you so much. You have no clue how much you guys have helped me.”
“Don’t worry about it,” Namjoon waves his hand.
Jungkook starts walking away, “I really gotta get going. I-I’ll talk to you guys later then?”
Seokjin laughs, “That you will, JK!”
As Jungkook is walking away Namjoon sighs to his boyfriend, “I guess we can keep him.”
--
Jungkook skips, literally skips, all the way to his apartment because he can’t fucking believe the guy on the end of Namjin13 is a very attractive couple who are only a few years older than him. How do they have money so young!? He guesses they’ll eventually tell him. Maybe on their date . Wow he agreed to a date. With them. And they’re hot. Jungkook might implode.
“Well well well look who decided to come home,” says Taehyung from the couch where he has his head in Yoongi’s lap. “Where were you at, young man!?”
Jungkook is kicking off his shoes, “Once again hyung, you are not my father.”
“Oh I forgot you already have two daddies that aren’t me and Jimin.”
Jungkook shakes his head as he sits down on the couch not occupied by the couple, “Speaking of them.... I just met them. That’s where I was.”
“You just met up with two guys you met on the internet,” asks Yoongi. “How old were they? 50, 60, 80? Did they give you candy?”
“HA! Believe it or not, they’re around your age! And they’re from this area.”
Yoongi tilts his head, “Do I know them? Do they go to our school?”
Jungkook shrugs, “I doubt it since they’re rich. Why go to college?”
“How do you know they’re exactly rich,” Taehyung asks. “They only spent a few million won on you.”
“I’ll just ask them next time.”
Taehyung sits up, “Next time?”
Jungkook blushes, “They asked me out to dinner sometime.”
“You said yeah?”
“THEY’RE REALLY HOT!” Jungkook groans and falls from the couch to the floor because he still hasn’t grasped what happened today.
“What are their names,” asks Taehyung. “Even if they don’t go to our school, Yoongi-hyung might know them from mutual people.”
Jungkook considers it, but since he hasn’t discussed much with Namjoon and Seokjin about their “thing” he decides he should keep personal information private for now. He also sort of likes having a secret to himself until he figures out what they are to him.
“I don’t know if they want that information out right now.” Taehyung and Yoongi nod understanding at what Jungkook means. “Who knows they might be super rich celebrities OR ROYALTY. Oh my god what if they’re like princes or something.”
Taehyung rolls his eyes, “Yeah okayyyyy.”
Jungkook slides open his phone and realizes the time, “Fuck I gotta go set up stream.” He looks back over to Taehyung who is now climbing to straddle Yoongi’s lap, “Please keep the moaning quiet when I’m home, you animals. Last stream somebody asked me if I had porn on in the background.”
“Did you say yes?”
“No I said that my roommate and his boyfriend are disgusting fiends.” Then the chat laughed at him for spending his time on stream and not getting laid, but they don’t need to know that.
Later that night, after the stream, Jungkook’s lying on his bed doing a reading assignment when his phone buzzes…
Seokjin
>I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT MOTHERFUCKER INTENTIONALLY FED THE WHOLE TIME AND LOST YOU YOUR PLACEMENT MATCH AFJHASFAIAGAGA
>FUCKER DESERVES HIS ACCOUNT BANNED
Jungkook starts laughing his ass off after he reads the message. This is the first text he receives from Seokjin after he added all three of them to a group chat.
Namjoon
>Hyung…
Seokjin
>Oh hi jungkookie
>Nice stream
>But fuck that guy
Namjoon
>Hyung has bad gamer rage.
Jungkook’s still laughing 3 minutes later before he realizes he never responded…
Jungkook
>y did i ever think u guys r old
Namjoon
>Because it was me typing, and not hyung button smashing.
Seokjin
>He hates it
>also hates my incorrect grammar
>thinks its cute when you do it tho
Namjoon
>I do.
Jungkook
>lmaoo
Seokjin
>Hey Joonie
Namjoon
>Yes?
Seokjin
> ejfsidgherliughawreugoajfaojfa
> ioqefjioejhgeiaorhvwefai
> 49283592023tgijaojfa
Namjoon
>You’re sleeping on the couch tonight.
Seokjin
>No I’m not
>Whos gonna cuddle your needy ass
Namjoon
>I’m not needy.
Seokjin
>HYUNG CAN YOU RUB MY SHOULDER ;O;
>---Kim Namjoon
>7 minutes ago
Namjoon
>......
>Anyways….
>We’re going off track why we first texted Jungkook.
Seokjin
>OH YEAH
>WHEN IS YO ASS FREE, TINY CHILD
Namjoon
>Really….
>Sorry he’s like this.
Jungkook
>hahahahaaha
>its fine lol
>hyungs funny
Seokjin
>Yeah i’m keeping you
>Namjoon said I cant but i’m gonna
>he can fight me for it
Jungkook’s lucky that he’s already in his bed and alone because he feels his face heat up as he sinks down under his covers giggling like a little kid. Seokjin and Namjoon can’t be real. How? This is honestly one of Jungkook’s dreams. Two hot guys, who are funny, give him money, and want to spend time with him!? Though, except in his dreams it leads to some very sexy times. Honestly, he’d be fine just getting to know them minus the money situation. It’s a bit of a blurred line now, really.
Jungkook
>U can keep me ;)
Seokjin
>sijd;iostjmvwit;gurag
>GOT THAT JOONIE
>I NOW HAVE POSESSION OF ONE JUNGKOOKIE
>*POSSESSION
Namjoon
>I….
Jungkook
>namjoon-hyung can join 2 ;) lol
Namjoon
>sdhslfhvwrthgurghwvouhsdgohnlac
Seokjin
>YOU MADE KIM NAMJOON BUTTON SMASH
>I literally hear him screaming from the kitchen
>who are you….
>how do you have more power than me……
>you’ll have to teach me your ways over dinner
>because that still needs to be decided
>when are you free
Jungkook
>lol im free tmw night
Seokjin
>i have a lab until 4 but i’m good after
Jungkook
>lab?
Seokjin
>OH
>UH
>YEAH
Namjoon
>hyung does doctor stuff
>but we can talk about that later
What!? Seokjin is a doctor?! He’s only like... 26-27? He must be insanely smart. Jungkook is now really curious about what type of doctor.. Or even what Namjoon does.
Jungkook
>lol ok sounds good
>just text me where 2 meet up tmw?
Namjoon
>Will do!
And here he is, the next day standing outside of a BBQ place. It’s nothing fancy from what you would expect with sugar daddy, but after getting to know the couple, Jungkook would expect no less. They seem super down to earth and not wanting to flaunt money.
“Jungkookie!”
He looks over and sees Seokjin and Namjoon walking up to the front door to meet him. They all greet with hugs and make their way inside. He feels a hand on his lower back leading him inside and he gives him a warm shiver. He looks over to see Namjoon smiling at him. Jungkook is still convinced this is all a dream.
After sitting in their booth and ordering the meat they wanted, their conversation just flowed naturally. They asked Jungkook about school, video games, and other hobbies, but whenever the topic changed to them which involved their jobs, they went off subject. He gets it though. They’re all comfortable with each other, but they’re not there yet. The only thing Jungkook got from it was that Seokjin does some sort of doctor thing and Namjoon’s might involve linguistics and maybeee teaching?
Seokjin and Namjoon’s dynamic intrigues Jungkook. Even if their hands are usually touching, whether it be an arm or shoulder touch, Jungkook never feels like a third wheel. If they’re going to tell a story, they make sure they tell Jungkook everything he needs to know. They’re good at making him feel like he was there with them.
They’re also hilarious. Jungkook is constantly laughing his ass off. Especially at the jokes Seokjin is constantly making and Namjoon responding with a facepalm everytime.
He finally found a match on who can eat as much as him. Him and Seokjin are still eating, piling more meat on their plates, while Namjoon stares at them with either awe or disgust. Maybe both.
The closest thing he learned about the couple though is that they went to his school for undergrad, where they met in their economics class. Seokjin and Jungkook both groaned as Namjoon informs him how important learning economics is.
Saying goodbye was hard. Jungkook didn’t want to leave them. He was having an amazing time and just felt this gravitational pull towards them as people. After hugs goodbyes and promises to plan something soon, Jungkook realizes they never talked about the whole sugar daddy, daddies?, terms and what not. They were too caught up having fun on their date , he forgot the real reason he met them in the first place.
He likes them a lot, and maybe even more if he gives it time. But that just becomes confusing because well, they’re already a couple. They just make it feel so natural to be a group of 3 that he forgot throuples aren’t exactly a thing people do. I mean, he doubts they seem him as anything more anyways. They’re older and well established, while he’s this younger broke college student.
He finally gets home, not gonna let his thoughts ruin his good mood. He sighs as he walks in through the door, and then completely ignores Taehyung and Jimin’s inappropriate comments about threesomes with sugar daddies.
--
“Yoongles, can we pay you back next week for groceries? Puh-leeeese?” Seokjin is currently giving the biggest puppy eyed pout to their roommate. Seokjin learned how to do the eyes from Jungkook when he asked him for his secrets for getting everything handed to him.
“Ugh,” Yoongi scoffs. “You remind me of my boyfriend’s friend when you do that. He has these huge fucking doe eyes that he uses to steal half of my food when I’m over there.”
Seokjin leans on the counter, “Sounds like a smart man.”
Namjoon walks over, “Speaking of boyfriend, when do we get to meet him?”
Yoongi rolls his eyes, “Tae has been over here numerous times, you guys are just always out or in class.” He puts his hands on his hips, “Like, you guys were out last night, is that why you can’t fucking afford groceries right now?”
“HA! Nooooo”
“Yes.”
“JOONIE!”
Namjoon rolls his eyes, “We were out with this guy we met. He eats as much as hyung, so the budget was tight.”
Yoongi cocks his head, “Why didn’t he pay for his food?”
“We sorta asked him out on a date?”
“With both of you? At the same time?”
Namjoon knows that Yoongi doesn’t care how many people are in a relationship, but he must feel shocked because they’ve been friends for so long and Namjoon has never expressed interest in dating more than one person before. Seokjin is only a tiny bit surprising because he’s a huge flirt, but Namjoon never minded. He’s the one Seokjin’s coming home to every night. Trust and communication is key!
Seokjin shrugs, “ Yoongiii he’s so cute. I’d rob a bank just to spoil him.”
Yoongi turns to Namjoon, “You’re okay with this?”
Namjoon quietly laughs, “Funny enough, I’m the one that started it all.”
Yoongi sighs, “You’re paying me back NEXT WEEK. Not expanding it any further, or you two will starve to death.”
They agree with Yoongi, but they all know he would never let them starve.
Later that night when Namjoon is trying to fall asleep he just hears a big loud exaggerated sigh coming from the man next to him. He doesn’t react only for Seokjin to dramatically sigh again only two minutes later.
Namjoon rolls over, “Yes, sweetie?”
Seokjin scoots closer and pouts, “I have a big fat crush on Jungkook.”
Namjoon laughs and wraps his arms around his boyfriend, “Same, and I think he might like us back if his constant blushing is anything to go by.”
“But Joonie, we lied to him. He doesn’t know it, but we did.”
“We gotta tell him. Shouldn’t we?”
They all made plans for friday evening since nobody has to deal with classes or work the next day. Namjoon knew they couldn’t keep it up for this long. They’re barely even mediocre sugar daddies to begin with. Jungkook will catch on, he’s smart.
“How about friday? In person.”
“We at least owe it to him.”
Seokjin nuzzles his face into Namjoon’s neck, “I’m very attached and I already claimed him since you said we could keep him, so I’m gonna blame this all on you if this goes badly.”
Namjoon knows that he’s kidding, but he would definitely be sad if it does go wrong.
--
Jungkook’s out on his second date with Seokjin and Namjoon. This time they took him for a walk around the city since it’s nice, and to grab some street food. He can see that they’re nervous about something, so Jungkook walks between them. He makes the move to grab both hands. He feels both of them freeze, but luckily both lace their fingers right in his. A little longer as they walk and talk, their nerves seem to have died, and the touches become more common. He learns that Namjoon likes to put his arm around him when he’s telling a story or laughing. Seokjin is keen on putting a hand on his lower back, and even rests his head on Jungkook’s shoulder when he’s listening to Namjoon talking.
As he’s finishing his food he watches Namjoon and Seokjin exchange a look, like they’re talking telepathically. Namjoon tilts his head to the side as Seokjin nods.
“Hey Jungkook, do you wanna go back to our place? It’s getting dark and we still wanna hang out with you.”
Maybe this is why they were nervous, Jungkook’s sexy dreams really do come true.
“I..uh yeah. Sure. I mean yeah cool. Totally cool.”
“Aw Joonie, Jungkookie is nervous.” Seokjin turns to Jungkook, mouth close to his ear, and whispers, “Please trust us.”
All Jungkook can do is shiver.
Jungkook was too busy laughing when being carried on to Namjoon’s back to not realize how close he was to his school when they approached their apartment. It’s not part of the campus housing, but close enough. It’s pretty nice, and definitely not something he could afford.
“Wow you guys actually live really close to my school!”
Namjoon freezes and almost drops Jungkook, “Oh ha, that’s funny.” Odd.
They make it inside the apartment and all the lights are off. Jungkook can see that it’s spacious and there’s a hallway that probably leads to the bedrooms and bathrooms. He’s too busy being thrown off of Namjoon’s back onto the huge couch to ask for a tour. Namjoon sits right next to him, and Seokjin walks over to sit on the other side. His heart is hammering in his chest. He needs to say something before anything happens. He doesn’t want this to be a one time thing, or just a thing due to the whole sugar baby bullshit. He looks at them as they exchange looks with each other. They seem nervous.
“Guys-”
“Jungkook-”
“Oh. You guys first.”
Namjoon’s rubbing his hand down Jungkook’s back, “No, go ahead with..”
Jungkook sighs, “I really like you guys. And I mean, likeeee you guys. Both. The same amount.” He hides his face in his hands.
Both of their eyes are wide and they’re not saying anything. Seokjin moves Jungkook’s hands from his face.
“Is that weird? Did I ruin this?”
Namjoon’s hand moves to the nape of Jungkook’s neck, “Oh god no, Kook.”
Seokjin moves closer and interlaces his hand with Jungkook’s, “We like you too.”
Jungkook’s jaw drops and keeps looking between the two. Trying to figure out where the joke is, but no joke is coming.
“Oh Joonie, he’s so cute.” Seokjin lifts his hand to Jungkook’s cheek, “Can I?”
Jungkook swears if he opens his eyes any wider they are going to fall out of his head. He turns to Namjoon just to grasp how he feels about seeing his boyfriend asking to kiss another man. He just smiles.
Jungkook nods at Seokjin, who immediately leans in connecting their lips. It lasts only a few seconds, but his heart is pounding. He hopes Seokjin really is a doctor because he’s about to have a heart attack.
They pull apart and Seokjin is just smiling at him and all he says is, “Joonie’s turn.”
Jungkook whips his head towards Namjoon and immediately kisses him. He hears Seokjin laughing and mumbling something about eagerness. Jungkook pulls away from Namjoon, who is staring and blushing right at him. Namjoon goes in for another kiss which Jungkook happily obliges. Jungkook moves his hands and catches himself rubbing his hands down Namjoon’s thighs, a body part he always admired on the man, as Namjoon deepens the kiss.
He feels Seokjin gently tugging him away from Namjoon, and goes in to kiss his boyfriend just as passionately as they kissed him. Jungkook is stuck between both of them and he swears he’s about to pop a boner. They break off the kiss, then both go right to him. Taking turns with his lips, his jaw, his neck. At some point Jungkook has taken off his hoodie, and has ended up on Namjoon’s lap.
Just as Seokjin is biting his ear, a loud moaning sound is coming from down the hallway. It sounds oddly familiar. Seokjin let’s go of Jungkook’s ear, “Ah fuck, our roommate is home and I think he has his boyfriend over.”
Namjoon groans into Jungkook’s shoulder as Jungkook asks, “You guys have a roommate?”
Namjoon settles his hands on Jungkook’s hips, “Well, that’s what we wanted to talk about. We actually aren’t--”
They’re interrupted by a man in his boxers walking towards the kitchen next to the living room and grabbing two water bottles from the refrigerator. Then Jungkook sees him turn around in the faint light from the window.
“YOONGI-HYUNG!?”
Yoongi drops the bottles, “JUNGKOOK!?” He turns on the overhead light, then he looks at the compromising position the three on the couch are in, “Wait...are these two…”
“BABY! WHO’S OUT THERE?!” Taehyung is approaching, also only in his boxers, which are on backwards, “Are your roommates home? Do I finally get to meet---” He makes eye contact with Jungkook, “KOOKIE?!?!”
Jungkook grabs his discarded hoodie and throws it on his face out of embarrassment.
“Babe, you said your two roommates had a crush on someone….” says Taehyung.
Yoongi responds, putting everything together, “And JK said he had two sugar daddies…”
Why can’t he have idiots for friends? But before Yoongi and Taehyung state the obvious, only one thought is running through his head.
Jungkook pulls the hoodie off of his head, and turns to Seokjin and Namjoon, “You guys have a crush on me?”
Seokjin chuckles, “Well yeah, that's why we were kissing you.”
“But we should’ve talked to you before getting carried away, “ says Namjoon. “We haven’t been completely honest with you.”
Fuck. This is the moment he wakes up from his dream. Jungkook’s body runs cold, “What do you mean?”
“We’re not exactly rich…”
Before Jungkook could respond to that, Yoongi and Taehyung burst out laughing. Clearly finding entertainment in Jungkook’s strange love life. Don’t they have gross animal fucking to be tending to?!
Seokjin throws a pillow at them, “Can you two leave us the fuck alone? Go shower you guys smell like nasty sex.” Seokjin has the right idea.
Yoongi and Taehyung walk back to wherever Yoongi’s room is, still giggling. Jungkook still feels confused, though, “So you guys aren’t actually sugar daddies?”
“I mean, technically we are, just broke sugar daddies. I’m a literature major trying to get my PHD in education, and hyung is in med school to become a pediatrician. I work at the book cafe we saw you at.”
Jungkook nods still trying to put it all together. That explains Namjoon with all the languages, and grammar. Also makes sense why Seokjin has labs he needs to attend. They didn’t really lie about that. They just kept information from him.
“We’re really just two broke grad students buying you things.”
“Then why were you?”
“Do you not know how cute you are? You literally have both of us under a spell. We’ve been together for god knows how long and you’re the first person to ever peak our interest. I didn’t even know I could feel for someone other than Joonie. If we had the money, we would buy you anything you asked.”
Jungkook is feeling intensely shy now. He ducks his head, unable to make eye contact, “You guys really like me that much?”
Namjoon lifts Jungkook’s head up, so he can look at him in the eyes, “Yeah, and we’ve been torn at how to come clean because we were afraid to lose you. We didn’t think we’d develop actual feelings.”
“I mean..I’m not happy you guys lied at all, but that really wasn’t the reason I was hanging out with you 2 after we met.” Jungkook starts to nervously laugh, “I sorta started to develop feelings when I thought you were one singular old man.”
Seokjin cringes, “That’s kinda creepy.”
“Well you can see how relieved I was to find out my sugar daddy was actually two hot guys just a little older than me. I literally was having a crisis reevaluating my taste in men.”
Seokjin lifts his eyes in concern, “You’re not weirded out that there’s two of us who both like you? Like if we become a thing, it would be all three?”
Jungkook starts to feel giddy at the idea of becoming something more with them, “Are you kidding me?! You’re a wet dream honestly.” They both laugh out loud, getting back to being comfortable with each other again, but Namjoon calms down for a second.
“What about us being broke grad students? Yoongi will be pissed if we can’t afford rent. We’ll be treating you to the cheapest of dates.”
Jungkook is back to being the confident person that he is. Now that he knows these two like him back. He wiggles his eyebrows, “You’ll just have to spoil your sugar baby in other ways.”
One of their dates involves an outing as a whole group. Jungkook is currently on Seokjin’s lap as Namjoon is feeding him cheap fried chicken, and it’s better than any fancy restaurant he could ever imagine.
While taking a sip of his beer, he glances over to Taehyung and Jimin. The two are currently pouting.
Taehyung turns to Jimin, “Why don’t we have sugar daddies?”
Jimin huffs, “I want someone to buy me food and feed me!”
“Why does Kookie get two!? I want what he has!” Taehyung whines.
Across from them are their boyfriends who they are completely ignoring.
Hoseok turns to Yoongi, “They act like we’re not sitting right here, or that we paid for the food that they are currently eating.”
Yoongi chuckles, “Or that we can hear everything they are whining about.”
Jimin sighs to Taehyung, “Jungkook is so lucky.”
At that very moment he feels both of his cheeks being kissed by his two boyfriends.
Yeah, he really is lucky.