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“Burger.” He said smugly. “One who burgs.”
Perry shook his head. Heinz had improbably gotten actual words in this scrabble game, attaching random suffixes to the end of sounds.
Perry placed down S P O O N before “FED” (According to Heinz, short for federal, but according to the dictionary, past tense of “feed”)
“Spoonfed? Like engulfed? I’m fairly certain that isn’t a word, Perry the Platypus.”
Perry sighed and mimed eating.
“Ohhh, you meant spoon-fed” Heinz grinned sheepishly. “Sorry.”
Well, he wouldn’t be Heinz without his little quirks. Such as forgetting nearly every normal word when playing Scrabble.