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12:48 P.M.
Junko Enoshima has started a group chat. Say hi!
Aoi Asahina: what is this????
Kyoko Kirigiri: Oh no
Junko Enoshima has named the chat BEST CLASS LMAO.
Literal Legend has changed sixteen nicknames.
weedman: dude i just woke up what the heck is this
Literal Legend: Shut up!!!!!!!!! Oh my god isnt it obvious!!!!!!!
Literal Legend: Its a group chat for all of us, isnt that fun?!?!?!?!!!!
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I'm not staying here.
RICH BOY BITCH BOY has left the chat.
Literal Legend added Byakuya Togami to the chat.
Literal Legend has changed one nickname.
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I know where you live, Junko.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: heeeeeeey yalllll
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: wait dude what the fresh hell is my nickname
Weeaperv: It's better than mine...
The Alpha and The Omega has changed one nickname.
The Alpha and The Omega: There we go! Nothing shall thwart my image! (*¯︶¯*)
Literal Legend: oh my gooooddddd none of you guys are on!!!!!!!!!!
Literal Legend: @everuome
Literal Legend: fuck!
Literal Legend: @everyone
cornboy: pft just saw this sorry
cornboy: dont ever fuckin ping me again got that
NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Language, classmate!
NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Ah.
NOFUCKINGRUNNING: It seems my name has been compromised for the worse, how do I change it?
Maeggy Naeggy: check the settings for the chat, Taka!!!
NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Thank you!
Purple People Eater Victim: May I ask what the point was to creating this?
NOFUCKINGRUNNING: Makoto, please text me directly, I require assistance with the technology.
Maeggy Naeggy: okay~!!
Literal Legend: just for fun!!!!!!!! we didnt have a group chat and, like, everyone else has one!!!! now we can have juicy class gossip about all the other losers!!!!!!!!!!!!
Purple People Eater Victim: Why am I not surprised..?
☆☆Princess☆☆: hey guys!!!!
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: u gave the only accurate nickname to her?
Literal Legend: excuse you!!! I know for a FACT that I'm a fuckin legend!!!!!!!!! and we all know that pubic hair falls out when you dye it soooooooooo answer the fuckin question!!!
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: why dont u find out urself pussy
Literal Legend: cuz you're gay asf ;)
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: fuck u no im not!
Purple People Eater Victim: Leon, she's just instigating you
Purple People Eater Victim: How has everyone's day been?
Donut Day: Great!!!!!!!!!! I just got done doing some laps with Sakura hehee!!!! :)
idkwhattonicknameyou: ^^^. now we are going to get something to eat. would anyone like for us to get something for them?
Sakura Ogami has changed one nickname.
Angel: would you mind picking me up whatever you're having,,,,,? :)
Angel: it's Chihiro, btw!!!
Sakura Ogami: yes, of course.
Literal Legend: oh my GOODDDDDDDDDD YOU BITCHES ARE SO BORING!!!!!
Literal Legend: where's my fucking sister
Literal Legend: @Not a Legend
Not a Legend: what do u want
Literal Legend: i saw you standing real close to Sayaka yesterday!!!!
☆☆Princess☆☆: We were listening to music :)
Literal Legend: my sister?? Listening to music with an adorable girl and standin real close and blushing???????????
Not a Legend: im going to kill u
Literal Legend: no you won't!!!
Literal Legend: annnnnyways............ who else has juicy gossip!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Alpha and The Omega: I saw Mr. Naegi hanging out with one of the upperclassmen!
The Alpha and The Omega: Young love~!
Moral Compass has changed one nickname.
Maeggy Naeggy: what??
Maeggy Naeggy: do u mean Hinata?? he's dating Komaeda and Chiaki and I don't have a crush on anyone???????
The Alpha and The Omega: ...
The Alpha and The Omega: That's what they all say~~~~~
Maeggy Naeggy: ????????????
Maeggy Naeggy: Hifumi I think I know myself pretty well.......
Moral Compass: He also knows technology quite well! Thank you for the assistance, Makoto!
Maeggy Naeggy: no problem!! :)
Hermit: Oh good God, what the hell is this..?
Hermit: I don't like talking to you all; you're too chaotic...
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: I hate to agree with whoever sent that, but you all belong in the loony bin with Toko.
Hermit: I'm not crazy!
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Ugh, of course I agreed with you. Just my luck.
Hermit: You still agreed with me, though..! :)
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: smoochy smoochy
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Don't make me add you to my hit list, Leon.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: do it pussy im not afraid of u
cornboy: ur not comin to my dorm
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: fuck okay maybe im a lil scared now
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: :)
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: .
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im so fucking dead that was so ominous goodbye yall
P-P-P-Poker Face: How tragic
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: bitch
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ill fuck with ur tea dont think i wont
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: u like salt in it???
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: FUKC.SOMRONES KMOCKIGN ON MY DOOR
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: TAKA HRLP MR
Moral Compass: I am, unfortunately, across the school at this point in time.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MUKRUO??????????
Not a Legend: ditto.
Not a Legend: plus u brought this upon urself and it's kinda hilarious.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: im so fucking dead
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: does byakubitch know how to pick locks
RICH BOY BITCH BOY: Thank you for reminding me that the replacement unpickable locks failed to get shipped in before the start of this year.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: HE KNOSW HOWTOFUCKIGNP ICK LOCKS
Angel: f
☆☆Princess☆☆: F
weedman: f
Maeggy Naeggy: F!
The Alpha and The Omega: F. (´-ω-`)
cornboy: f
cornboy: you want me to bust his teeth in?
Moral Compass: NO!
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: yes pls hes being slow thank fuck
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ISPOEK TOO SOON
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MODNO
cornboy: coming
Moral Compass: NO!!!!!
Literal Legend: ooooh!!!!!!!! fight fight fight fight fight fight fight fight!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Moral Compass: NO FIGHTING.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: MONDO WALK FASYER HE FOUFB ME
Angel: i'll get started with his obituary.
☆☆Princess☆☆: I hear Leon screaming from down the hall,,
☆☆Princess☆☆: Oh, wait?
☆☆Princess☆☆: I think Byakuya just got decked.. or thrown one of the two lol
☆☆Princess☆☆: MAKOTO I HEAR YOU OUTSIDE DON'T GET INVOLVED!!!!!!!
Maeggy Naeggy: they won't hurt me, dw! :)
☆☆Princess☆☆: Please,,,,,
1:24 P.M.
Maeggy Naeggy: all done!!
Maeggy Naeggy: Byakuya was thrown and was threatening to sue but I think I talked common sense into him!!
RICH BOY BITCH BOY has left the chat.
Maeggy Naeggy: :(
Literal Legend added Byakuya Togami to the chat.
Literal Legend locked the chat.
Byakuya Togami: I'm blocking all of you.
Literal Legend: you do that!!!! anyways I got it alllll on camera!!!!!!!!!!!!
Literal Legend: rules boy came outta fuckin nowhere and gave us all detention but ;)
Literal Legend: soooooo worth it!!!!!!!!!
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: kyoko pls dont tell ur dad that byakubitch got yeeted and made a dent in my wall
Purple People Eater Victim: I'll keep it hush hush if you do your homework on your own
Purple People Eater Victim: And if you refrain from pissing people off.
doesthecarpetmatchthedrapes6969: ugh but byakuyas fun to mess with
Purple People Eater Victim: The only way you got out of that alive was because Mondo was your bodyguard
P-P-P-Poker Face: She's got a point
P-P-P-Poker Face: Although, I'd love to see you begging him for mercy, it'd show just how much of an idiot you are~
Sakura Ogami: chihiro, I apologize. what would you like, again?
Angel: just whatever you guys are having is fine! <3
Sakura Ogami: as you wish.
Sakura Ogami: we'll be back on campus in a few minutes.
Angel: okay~! thank you guys again ily <3
Donut Day: No problem, hun!! ♡
2:32 P.M.
Byakuya Togami has made a chat. Welcome!
Byakuya Togami: One of you has to go and fetch me medicine for my head.
Mondo Oowada: kinda in the middle of taka tutor time
Leon Kuwata: cant im jacking off
Byakuya Togami: Vile.
Leon Kuwata: THAT WAS A JOKE OH MY GOD
Byakuya Togami: Then go and get me pain medicine.
Byakuya Togami: I don't care whether it's from the upperclassman Nurse or from the Nurse's Office.
Leon Kuwata: fuck u
Byakuya Togami: No comment. Go.
Byakuya Togami: Otherwise I will be telling Jin about the hole in the wall.
Leon Kuwata: BITCH
Leon Kuwata: ugh fine u want motrin
Byakuya Togami: Anything is fine. Go. Now.
Leon Kuwata: bitch