DynamicThesaurus
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- Homestuck (5)
- Hiveswap (5)
- The Mechanisms (Band) (2)
- Baldur's Gate (Video Games) (2)
- Dark Souls (Video Games) (1)
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Missing Pieces by DynamicThesaurus for Goosetifur
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), The Bifrost Incident - The Mechanisms (Album)
22 Jun 2025
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It all begins when the space-pirate crew known as the Mechanisms catch sight of a distant explosion.
From there, things only get worse for one Lyfrassir Edda.A story told in fragments, set over the span of eight decades.
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Greeting the Menace (Or, Jonny Meets His Match) by DynamicThesaurus
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
17 Apr 2025
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While killing time planetside, Jonny encounters a strange beast.
When he retells this tale to the rest of the Mechanisms he'll be sure to say he won.
Tim disagrees. The Toy Soldier is just happy to be involved. -
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Fizzarolli asks Ozzie to demonstrate his powers in a safe, controlled setting. It becomes an exercise in facing his fears and separating the present from memory.
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The sun sets, the night begins, and Folykl cannot move.
An old draft from 2020 which I decided to clean up and post. A bit angstier than my usual work, but I felt it was worth archiving here.
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It took an illithid invasion and an abduction for Blurg to realise his feelings for his research partner. Now they are all he can think about.
(An Omelurg getting-together fic, set during Act 3 and immediately post-game as Baldur's Gate recovers from the invasion).Series
- Part 2 of Of Mushrooms and Mind Flayers
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Omeluum and Blurg, over the years. Friends, research partners, life partners.
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During a movie night with the rest of the Mechanisms, Gunpower Tim is surprised to hear Jonny drunkenly confess to never having had sex and resolves to do something about it. Jonny isn't sure what to make of Tim's plan, but he agrees to go along with it.
Woah there Kimmy, I’m not that kind of boy / I’m not some womanizing, self-defiling / Slave to my own joy
Woah there, Kimmy, but I’m programmed to destroy / And make mistakes, so hit the brakes / And find another to enjoyBookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
18 Nov 2025
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Oh I love this. This is brilliant and I want to grab both of them by the shoulders and shake them. It's because he wants YOU, Tim!!!
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Down, Down to the Sea by raven_aorla
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Once Upon a Time (In Space) - The Mechanisms (Album), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album), High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album)
21 Jan 2025
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I drank from Dame Carmilla’s wrist
And we went forth to roam
Then the tavern burned behind me
And I’ll never go sailing homeVampire pirates (plus a ghost) who dabble in folk music, what crimes will they commit?
Bookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
16 Oct 2025
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skin of fire and gold by jay_after_dark (bluejayblueskies)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Jan 2021
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Over the next few days, invisible fingers and hands brush over Jon’s skin. His eyes keep drifting to the locked drawer of his desk, where the gold-leather book still sits, and he wonders if this is it. If this is what the Leitner has done to him.
All things considered, it’s relatively benign, he thinks.
And so he turns his attention away from the book, continues to record statements, and tries to pretend like he doesn’t enjoy the soft feeling of fingers through his hair or against the knuckles of his hands or across the sensitive skin of his palms.
It’s almost nice.
Until it isn’t.
Bookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
14 Sep 2025
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“A demonstration?” Jon asks, and the words come out very level, very careful. He’s still frozen in the same position, like he’s afraid he might spook off a bird that’s miraculously landed on him by moving.
Tim opens his mouth to reply, but only manages it on the second try.
“Yeah,” he says. “Hands on, you know. Let you get to see the thing for yourself.”
“And you would be tying up…” Jon says, trailing off into a silence that begs to be filled, answered.
“You,” Tim confirms, and he thinks he sees Jon shiver as he says it. “I couldn’t-- can’t tie myself up, after all.”
“But I can’t-- I don’t do that,” Jon says, as if remembering himself. He almost sounds disappointed. “I don’t-- I don’t enjoy sex. I’m very certain of that much, I made sure. I can’t--”
“Who said anything about sex?”
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Tim shows Jon the wonders of bondage.
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Bookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
11 Sep 2025
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dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2021
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Tonight, Martin is looking at porn. Jon knows that Martin is looking at porn. He doesn't know how he knows, but he does. He's fairly certain he isn't Beholding the knowledge. Martin's face is perfectly neutral, and his posture is relaxed. Even so, Jon just...senses it, somehow, the way an animal senses an approaching storm through minute variations in scent and barometric pressure. A change in the atmosphere is taking place, and that change is informing Jon’s subconscious mind that Martin is currently sexually aroused.
And then Jon decides, to hell with it. "So, uh, about the sex thing."
Martin blanches like Jon just accused him of murder. And slaps his phone screen-down onto his lap. Ah. That wasn't quite the reaction Jon was hoping for.
Bookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
05 Sep 2025