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During a movie night with the rest of the Mechanisms, Gunpower Tim is surprised to hear Jonny drunkenly confess to never having had sex and resolves to do something about it. Jonny isn't sure what to make of Tim's plan, but he agrees to go along with it.
Woah there Kimmy, I’m not that kind of boy / I’m not some womanizing, self-defiling / Slave to my own joy
Woah there, Kimmy, but I’m programmed to destroy / And make mistakes, so hit the brakes / And find another to enjoyBookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
18 Nov 2025
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Oh I love this. This is brilliant and I want to grab both of them by the shoulders and shake them. It's because he wants YOU, Tim!!!
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Down, Down to the Sea by raven_aorla
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), Once Upon a Time (In Space) - The Mechanisms (Album), Ulysses Dies at Dawn - The Mechanisms (Album), High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album)
21 Jan 2025
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I drank from Dame Carmilla’s wrist
And we went forth to roam
Then the tavern burned behind me
And I’ll never go sailing homeVampire pirates (plus a ghost) who dabble in folk music, what crimes will they commit?
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16 Oct 2025
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skin of fire and gold by jay_after_dark (bluejayblueskies)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
21 Jan 2021
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Over the next few days, invisible fingers and hands brush over Jon’s skin. His eyes keep drifting to the locked drawer of his desk, where the gold-leather book still sits, and he wonders if this is it. If this is what the Leitner has done to him.
All things considered, it’s relatively benign, he thinks.
And so he turns his attention away from the book, continues to record statements, and tries to pretend like he doesn’t enjoy the soft feeling of fingers through his hair or against the knuckles of his hands or across the sensitive skin of his palms.
It’s almost nice.
Until it isn’t.
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14 Sep 2025
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“A demonstration?” Jon asks, and the words come out very level, very careful. He’s still frozen in the same position, like he’s afraid he might spook off a bird that’s miraculously landed on him by moving.
Tim opens his mouth to reply, but only manages it on the second try.
“Yeah,” he says. “Hands on, you know. Let you get to see the thing for yourself.”
“And you would be tying up…” Jon says, trailing off into a silence that begs to be filled, answered.
“You,” Tim confirms, and he thinks he sees Jon shiver as he says it. “I couldn’t-- can’t tie myself up, after all.”
“But I can’t-- I don’t do that,” Jon says, as if remembering himself. He almost sounds disappointed. “I don’t-- I don’t enjoy sex. I’m very certain of that much, I made sure. I can’t--”
“Who said anything about sex?”
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Tim shows Jon the wonders of bondage.
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11 Sep 2025
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dude you are cooler than a vintage cassette by Did
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
25 May 2021
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Tonight, Martin is looking at porn. Jon knows that Martin is looking at porn. He doesn't know how he knows, but he does. He's fairly certain he isn't Beholding the knowledge. Martin's face is perfectly neutral, and his posture is relaxed. Even so, Jon just...senses it, somehow, the way an animal senses an approaching storm through minute variations in scent and barometric pressure. A change in the atmosphere is taking place, and that change is informing Jon’s subconscious mind that Martin is currently sexually aroused.
And then Jon decides, to hell with it. "So, uh, about the sex thing."
Martin blanches like Jon just accused him of murder. And slaps his phone screen-down onto his lap. Ah. That wasn't quite the reaction Jon was hoping for.
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05 Sep 2025
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"He's alone.
Jonny's hardly surprised, really. This is how it goes for him. People come, he disappoints them, and they leave. He'd hoped, foolishly, that this time could be different. He really did try to be good. But he still wasn't enough to be worth staying for. Not even to her."
Or: The fallout of Nastya leaving, and Ashes picking up the pieces
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05 Sep 2025
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He Wants- by YourGoodGoodWritingFriend
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band), High Noon Over Camelot - The Mechanisms (Album)
19 Nov 2020
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The Hanged Man has been a part of Camelot for as long as anyone who cares to consider it can remember.
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Communication is a two way street. Tim learns this the Jonny-way.
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26 Aug 2025
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A collection of Mechanisms drabbles about them as a band, them as a family, and them as lovers. Summary for each drabble at the top of its chapter.
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23 Aug 2025
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Ashton would love every fucking alpha in Jrusar to take a long walk off a fucking cliff.
Orym just knows it's not right that Dorian has to be so careful walking down the street at night.
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04 Aug 2025
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get by with a little help from my friends by RaisingCaiin for Capitola
Fandoms: Critical Role (Web Series)
28 Feb 2022
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Fresh Cut Grass recovered certain attachments and items from each of his/their fallen robot compatriots before going back to Jrusar with Ashton. And since then, Fresh Cut Grass has had occasion to use all of those attachments except the ones inherited from - yeah, you guessed it, Pussy. But Ashton's been asking some interesting questions recently, so it might be time after all.
[reader prompt!]
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- Part 9 of Fresh Cut Ass (affectionate)
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“Jonny?”
“F’ck off.”
“Um…” Are you okay? are the first words that come to mind, but the answer is so obvious that he chokes them back, looking Jonny over properly. His face is smeared with smudged and running eyeliner, his eyes puffy and red; he’s shirtless, and his torso is covered in still oozing blood. It looks like something is sticking out of his chest, but the angle obscures exactly what it is. Tim clicks his eyes and asks the more reasonable question, “What are you doing?”Jonny's not okay. Tim is there.
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- Part 4 of Consequences of Lunarcide
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11 Jul 2025
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Tim asks Jonny to be eaten, literally. That's it that's the fic
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08 Jul 2025
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Spilling Beautiful, Bright Red Blood! by Dove_et_al for DynamicThesaurus
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
22 Jun 2025
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It truly an idiotic move on the mortals’ part.
The star system hadn’t figured out space travel quite yet, but they looked to have quite the concert culture so the Mechanisms decided to stop by anyway. And, well, the planet’s residents got freaked out, one thing led to another, Tim revived in front of the horrified mortals, so said mortals declared war on the crew of the Aurora. The ship herself was not technically included in this, but that was just due to the planet’s residents knowing almost less about sentient starships than non-sentient ones. She joined in regardless.
The Mechanisms land on a planet where the mortals instantly declare war on them, this ends up becoming a fun date night for the immortals! The same cannot be said for the mortals.
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"We could test it again?"
Hera thinks for a moment, calculates the temperature disparity between Maxwell's hand and the key, tries to imagine how the cold plastic will feel to her.
"If you're interested. I mean, I-" Trying and failing to sound casual, she opts for silence.
"I am extremely," Maxwell pauses for effect, "interested. The question is: are you?"
"In… experimenting?"
"In experimenting."
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- Part 5 of Space Polycule
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08 Jun 2025
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His living heart had hurt, and the new one felt strange: he could feel the clockwork and the gears in his chest where there had once been nothing but messily squeezing muscle, and at that first tickticktick he felt the sick swooping rightness of it so strongly that every moment on either side of it went white with euphoria.
Linear memory's overrated, anyway.
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02 Jun 2025
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One of the most incredible fics I've ever read. I think this rewrote my brain chemistry a little
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Tim’s hair is flying around his face as he rips through the ranks in front of him; he looks like some ancient battle god come again to let loose his wrath upon the Lenny ranks. Jonny couldn’t look away even if he wanted to, but he doesn’t want to; oh, this might be the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen…
Fragments of the story of Gunpowder Tim and Jonny d'Ville.Bookmarked by DynamicThesaurus
01 Jun 2025
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23 Dec 2024
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IT IS HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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“Is that so? My mistake,” Gale says amiably. Then, his posture changes, unsettles itself; he glances about the room awkwardly, reaching around to scratch the back of his neck. “So, err… are the two of you — being careful, then?”
Astarion laughs. Then, after a long, pointed pause, he says, “Oh, gods. Were you being serious?”
Gale offers a two hundred year-old vampire some tips on safe sex. This has some unintended side effects.
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16 Jan 2024
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Ohhhh my god. Oh my god.
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An Aberration's Guide to Surviving in Baldur's Gate by Neila_Nuruodo
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
01 Mar 2024
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Omeluum, weary of the struggle of existence as a lone illithid in the Underdark, decides to try its luck in the city. It arrives in Baldur's Gate with nothing more than its host's memories of and passion for tea, a few possessions, and enough money to (hopefully) start up a small shop. That, and a diamond-hard core of determination. It isn't looking to become fabulously wealthy, merely make enough to get by and fund its attempts to develop a supplement to replace the brains its biology requires it to eat.
It certainly doesn't expect to make any friends. After all, who would be so foolish as to trust an illithid?
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- Part 2 of Tea for Two
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09 Jan 2024
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Alt. perspective version! Another favourite for sure.