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riku added iori, tenn, touma, and 12 others to ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
【♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪ – 2:36 P.M.】
iori: ... Nanase-san
gaku: oh god no
riku: eh? Did i do something wrong???
touma: please no
tenn: no riku, you didn't.
haruka: ... thanks but no thanks
haruka has left ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
touma added haruka to ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
touma: don't try and leave again
haruka: bet
haruka has left ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
touma added haruka to ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
touma: STOP
haruka: DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO
haruka has left ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
tamaki: gUYSSSS
tamaki: you guysbwoke me up,,,,
riku: sorry Tamaki ( ；~；)
iori: Yotsuba-san, it's 2pm
iori: how did you just wake up
yamato: i can already sense the amount of chaos coming
tamaki: idk
yamato: and i don't need shinkai's flute to tell me that
momo: i'm sure it can't be that bad (･ัω･ั)
gaku: we'll see about that
yamato: this entire chat is full of problems
yamato: what can't go wrong
tenn: the only problem in here is gaku
gaku: YOU BRAT
gaku: SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU COWARD
tenn: if it were bearable to look at i would
gaku: WHY YOU-
gaku: I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER TO YOUR PLACE AND KICK YOUR ASS
tenn: bet
ryuu: i wasn't planning on coming online
ryuu: but i think i need to intervene
yamato: no don't
yamato: i want to see what happens
momo: this isn't a drama yamato!!! (;ŏ﹏ŏ)
yamato: might as well be
mitsuki: wtf
mitsuki: this is why my phone was blowing up????
gaku: tenn
gaku: open your door
tenn: fuck no
ryuu: i-
ryuu: you actually went to his house????
yamato: omfg
momo: nee riku?
riku: yes, Momo-san??
momo: may i have admin privileges? (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
riku: okay!
yamato: oh no
iori: Nanase-san please don't
riku made momo an admin
iori: ...
yamato: riku
riku: ???
momo: hehehheheh
dorm mom 2: i worry about that laugh
dorm mom 2: what
are you even a child child: ...Momo-san
pure innocent child: uwahhh \(>o<)ﾉ
dorm dad: i can't even tell who's who
dorm mom 1: Why is my phone going off so often...?
dorm mom 1: Ah
dorm dad: momo-san
dorm dad: are you implying something here
yuki's #1 fan: what ever do you mean~?
tenn-nii is tenshi: i leave
tenn-nii is tenshi: for 10 minutes
are you even a child child: Nanase-san
are you even a child child: You actual brocon...
dorm dad: ah kujo
pure innocent child: can you be talking iori?? (ノ｀Д´)ノ
dorm dad: how'd things with yaotome go?
tenn-nii is tenshi: no comment
sobaman: tenn don't act like you didn't just let me into your house and oajgwohdkn
tenn-nii is tenshi: shut up
tenn-nii is tenshi: right now
sobaman: YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE MY PHONE
dorm dad: oya?
yuki's #1 fan: oya oya?
yuki: oya oya oya?
dorm dad: ok you just ruined it
yuki ikemennn: oh don't be like that yamato-kun~
dorm dad: ew no get tf out of this chat
minami added haruka to ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
haruka: MINAMI
dog: hAH
minami: I apologize, Isumi-san
snake: But we have a bet you know
dog: WHAT THE HELL IS MY NAME
snake: ...
haruka: ... Riku
pure innocent child: yes? owo
haruka: may i have admin privileges
pudding child: and me!
haruka: most definitely not you
pudding child: ahhhh isuminnnn ònó
pure innocent child: okay!
are you even a child child: Nanase-san, don't you dare give admin privileges to those two idiots
haruka: WOW IZUMI
pudding child: IORIN MEAN
【 haruka →→ tamaki – 2:56 P.M. 】
haruka: yotsuba
tamaki: owo?
haruka: war against izumi?
tamaki: war against iorin
【♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪ – 2:57 P.M.】
pure innocent child made haruka and pudding child an admin
are you even a child child: NANASE-SAN
pure innocent child: eh??
pudding child: òwó
haruka: this is war
bitch brocon: Isumi-san
bitch brocon: ... Are you joking
haruka: nope :)
innocent brocon: eh????
asshole brocon: ...
asshole brocon: i swear on god isumi haruka
asshole brocon: i will go over to your dorms and beat you up myself
haruka: try it asshole
dog: please no
cinnamon roll trying to be a sinnamon roll: don't fight-
sobaman: no keep going
annoying married couple #1: NO STOP
annoying married couple #2: ah
annoying married couple #1: ... THIS IS WAR
bitch baby: i said that already
bitch baby: ...
bitch baby has left ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
yuki's #1 fan: NO WAIT I WAS GOING TO CHANGE JT BACK AKSHDJHD
yuki's #1 fan: I SWEAR IT WAS ONLY GOING TO BE FOR A SECOND HHHHHHH
yuki's #1 fan: HARUKA COME BACK I WAA JOKINGGG (╥﹏╥)
snake: I regret to inform you that Haruka has left ZOOL dorms.
dorm mom 2: i-
dog: HE ACTUALLY LEFT
dorm dad: omg this is gold
dog: i'm going after him brb
princely boy: oh, i think i just saw him run by me
dorm mom 2: wait wtf
dorm mom 2: i didnt see him, nagi where the hell are you??
dorm mom 2: i thought you were in the dorms??????
princely boy: i went to buy kokona merch~
dorm mom 2: WE HAVE WORK TOGETHER IN 10 MINUTES
dorm dad: oh thank god i dont have work with u two today
dorm mom 2: I- OMFG
dorm mom 2: YOU DO HAVE WORK WITH US TODAY
pudding child: ripppp
dorm dad: oops
bitch brocon: I have never been happier to only have to deal with Nanase-san
innocent brocon: what's that supposed to mean???
dog: guys help
cinnamon roll trying to be a sinnamon roll: what is it touma-kun?
dog: haru's crying
bitch brocon: I am ready to fuckjng combust
innocent brocon: oh no (｡•́︿•̀｡)
asshole brocon: it's what he deserves
cinnamon roll trying to be a sinnamon roll: TENN NO
asshole brocon: what
dorm mom 2: i am screaming but god can't hear me
dog added haruka to ♪☆ Idol Chat ☆♪
haruka: touma
haruka: why
yuki's #1 fan: HARUKA IM SO SORRYYYYY
yuki's #1 fan: I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAINNNN (〒﹏〒)
dog: that ^
dog: now can someone please change our names back
dog: i'm tired