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1. The 40 Year Old Virgin by melanie_bxx

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jul 2020

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Neville Longbottom/Theodore Nott
   • Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter
   • Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson
   • Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini
   • Luna Lovegood/Ginny Weasley
   • Seamus Finnigan/Dean Thomas
   • Neville Longbottom
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Hermione Granger
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Luna Lovegood
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Ron Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Post-War
   • Post-Hogwarts
   • Professors
   • Professor Neville Longbottom
   • Professor Theodore Nott
   • Professor Harry Potter
   • Professor Draco Malfoy
   • Pining
   • Denial of Feelings
   • Secret Crush
   • birthday fic
   • Everyone is Gay
   • Awkwardness
   • Smut
   • Fluff
   • not sure if there's angst but
   • Light Angst
   • Top Neville Longbottom
   • theo has so few fics about him there aint a tag for bottom theo wtf
   • Bottom Theodore Nott
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • First Time
   • Loss of Virginity
   • Public Sex
   • Kinda?
   • Shameless Smut
   • Kissing
   • Blow Jobs
   • Anal Fingering
   • Anal Sex
   • Hung Neville Longbottom
   • Fluff and Smut
   • theville deserves more fics
   • Oh also
   • Birthday Presents

   Summary

   Professor Neville Longbottom thinks his birthday today will just be a normal day like any other, he believes he can hide his long-time crush with Professor Theodore Nott, and he is also sure that he will die as a virgin.

   All of that are complete lies.

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   English

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