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LEON created groupchat: "Professional Galarian Communications"
LEON added: ALLISTER, BEA, BEDE, and SEVERAL OTHERS to the chat.
LEON: Hey guys!!!
ALLISTER, BEA, BEDE and SEVERAL OTHERS have left the chat
LEON: Huh.
HOP: shoottt.. an effort was made :[
LEON: And it will be made again:)
LEON added: ALLISTER, BEA, BEDE and SEVERAL OTHERS to the chat.
SONIA: lee sweetie you know im not paid overtime to babysit you
LEON: Who said this was baby sitting:/ everyone can manage themselves fine!! Even then- this chat is strictly for professional inquiries, conversatien and maybe a little manageable mayhem on the side!!
BEDE: You can't even spell it fool boy.
LEON: Ok maybe someones gonna have to watch that one but other than that this is going to be a champion time!
SONIA:
PIERS: everytime you utter that hellish phrase i foam at the mouth a little more
NESSA: hate 2 break it 2 u but I think tht has more 2 do with u getting bitten by that zigzagoon the othr day :|||||||
MILO: c'mon guys be nice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im sure we're gonna have lotsa fun :D let's just try things out!!!!!!!
MILO: also yeah piers you should check that out <:(( the zigzagoon was kind of twitchin funny in the first place
BEDE: Well it'd seem the only fun being had involves Leon's inability to cope with the humility of losing his champion title and Piers' undiagnosed but very much prominent rabies. Have you tried out enough yet to see the eminent catastrophe this chat will be?
HOP: and bede being annoying, yah these all seem like p average things even outside the groupchat!!!!
GLORIA: c'mon guys stop your bickering
!!!!! m sure Milos right, the only reason its unprofessional is bc the way u 2 are acting now:_//
BEDE: I wish it would've bit you.
HOP: great to see the stick up ur ass is extra long today bead :]
GLORIA: ...this was a lost cause
SONIA: great job guys, a record breaking 56 seconds to lose all hope
LEON: :( Cmon I'm serious guys this is supposed to bring us closer together:(
PIERS: the issue is buddy, this mayhem cant be managed
PIERS: like whatsoever
MILO: u lot are always such downers :( let loose!!! just have fun!!!
BEA: i'm certain through proper training and protocol this chat can easily reach it's fullest potential.
BEA: that or the personal discipline of my fists.
ALLISTER: as full a potential you can reach when this chats fulla lunatics >_<
ALLISTER: bee :c
SONIA: think milo was kind of onto something abt the depressed energy we all collectively have
SONIA: you know what! i agree! i think this is a good opportunity to upturn your gays' moods and grow closer together at the same time!
HOP: > gays'
PIERS: GAYS
ALLISTER: gays'
BEDE: "Gays'"
LEON: gays
GLORIA: gAYS GAYS GSAYA HAHHAHAH
RAIHAN changed chat name: "gays of galar"
RAIHAN: Yeah, this some suitable bonding :) ;) ;)
SONIA: changed my mind, you guys can get fucked
NESSA: gays:)
PIERS: wait we have admin commands?
PIERS: quick someone delete it
ALLISTER: thas not how admin permissions work...:(
HOP: yah, easier methods just leaving, plus im p sure Lee's just gonna make it again anyway
BEDE: Finally something of sense comes out your wretched mouth.
HOP: technically itd be fingers because this is typing but ill take the praise granny:]
GLORIA: aweeee the kids are bonding : )
SONIA: see :) the gays are bonding <3
SONIA: special emphasis on gays
LEON: : )!!!!!!!!!!!!
NESSA: this is going 2 b a rite nightmare chat huh.
RAIHAN: wouldn't be any other way. anywho! guess what I can do!
RAIHAN changed RAIHAN's name to BAD DRAGON
BAD DRAGON: ;)
ALLISTER: you're not bad?
LEON: Oh dear god
BEDE: You filthy, immature, disgusting cretin. May Arceus have no mercy on your soul.
ALLISTER: why'd that invoke such a powerful response
BEA: bede doesnt like dragons, hes a fairy type trainer so hes not very kind
SONIA: smooth
BAD DRAGON: only if the kind of dragons he doesnt like are the ones that go up his... y'know
BAD DRAGON: [DELETED MESSAGE]
LEON has muted BAD DRAGON for 12 HOURS
LEON changed BAD DRAGON's name to CRETIN
ALLISTER: i didnt know dragon types were that bad:(
NESSA: o they rlly arent
NESSA: raihans just a bad type of person <3
GORDIE: goodmorning sluts
SONIA: its 8 pm :7
LEON: THIS IS A PROFFESIONAL CHAT
GORDIE:
GORDIE: goodnight sluts
PIERS: greetings hoes
LEON: NO
HOP: goodevening prostitutes
LEON: DONT TURN ON ME:((
BEDE: Salutations sex-workers.
LEON: EVEN YOU?????:((
HOP: yea bead, unacceptable:( you need discipline:)
BEDE: Pardon? Are you going to ignore the fact you said the literal same thing above me? Or has Leon's incompetent grasp on direction been handed down to you?
HOP: yes!
HOP added: OPAL to the chat.
LEON: OH NO I FORGOT HER
PIERS: really professional communications, huh?
GORDIE: please noone remind him 2 invite my mom
OPAL: Goodevening all. I wasn't made aware of any group communications hub, let alone any with a name so... Colorful.
PIERS: hell yea
BEDE: I think it's about time for you to headed to bed, Ms. Opal. This chat certainly isn't doing any favors to your brain's descent into senility.
LEON: GOOD EVENING SORRY I WAS GPNNA ADD YOU IN A SECOND
GORDIE: hehe
OPAL: Heavens, not even a hello, child? Not to mention you know well I prep for sleep at 9:30 sharp. Clearly only sex-workers can find a welcome greeting in this chat.
HOP: hello miss opal!!!!
PEIRS: oh. ya hi
OPAL: Hello. I appreciate the kindness, even if I cannot get it from my own underling.
BEDE: hop?
HOP: thats my name;]
OPAL: Oh, so he will be formally addressed, but not me?
BEDE: im going to gut you like a basculin
LEON: WHAT DO YOU GUYS NOT UNDERsTAND
HOP: which stripe tho?
HOP: HELLLLLLOOOOO???
BEDE went offline.
HOP: fuck
HOP went offline.
OPAL: Oh, those boys. Always up to their games and foolery.
PIERS: hell yeah gram gram
OPAL: You know it, rabies ridden one. :^)
GORDIE: oh hell yea it has your nose too
OPAL: Pardon?
SONIA: OKAY YEAH THATS ALL NICE AND COOL BUT HOW TO I GET BEDES MAWILE TO STOP GNAWING ON HOPS ARM
OPAL: Well, the most you can do is walk Hop through the ins and outs of amputation and to comfort him. Make sure he knows just because he's missing an arm it doesn't make him any less human.
LEON: HWTA WHATA EHAT KO NO N9
BEA: A wise lesson indeed, however I can only wish him well in the afterlife, he couldn't possibly make it to hospital through the bloodloss.
LEON: WHAT FUFKCUFKCU
SONIA: UM DO I SAY IT JUST LIKE THAT IR
SONIA: I DONT THINK HE CAN HEAR ME OVER HIS OWN SCREAMING
PIERS: HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OPAL: Can't you young folk take a joke? Clowns. A pecha berry does wonders to catch the dear's attention.
SONIA: OKAYOKAY
PIERS: hell yea clowns 4 life
SONIA: OKAY, OKAY ITS OFF
SONIA went offline.
LEON: OKKAY IM OMW FUCK
LEON went offline.
OPAL: I suppose I ought to discipline that brat. Seems his common sense isn't anything to boast about.
OPAL went offline.
PIERS: OOOHHH ROASTED
PIERS: haha
GORDIE: man. looks like we're the only ones left.
PIERS: yah
ALLISTER: boo ( ^o_o)^
PIERS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA