Pie_Man



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    the lord captain of a rogue trader militant ship has been doing her part in scouting all over the galaxy for new planets to bring back to the Imperium. It's during her travels that she keeps finding a bunch of weird kids and ends up having them tag along with her crew. Did she ever expect to become a mom, no. Are the children she keeps finding weird as hell because they're seemingly super strong and smart, yes. Does she care they're weird, fuck no! Her kids are perfectly fine, even if one has wings and one is literally the color red.

    Now with art!

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    01 Apr 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Some Guardians have an incredible heroic intuition. Others need a little bit more guidance on what the Vanguard does and does not allow. (List in the style of Skippy's List/Things I Am Not Allowed To Do in X fandom lists. Do people still write these? Too late.)

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    28 Dec 2021

  3. Public Bookmark 20

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    When Cayde-6, instead of dying in his present, ends up in the past, what does he do?
    Why, be himself, of course. Time to show the Guardians of his time a legend spanning millennium. Along with rescuing some kids and fighting evil once again. After all...
    It wasn’t his end
    It was just the beginning...

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    31 Oct 2021

  4. Public Bookmark 16

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    After Leon shamelessly deletes the first Groupchat by mistake, it’s up to the Galar squad to make new memories in a new chat room.

    Maybe they should’ve left it at that.

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    Gloria: god damnit leon

    Gloria: why would you make another one

    Gloria: the first one was a mistake.

    Leon: shush child

    Leon: this one gives me a good feeling :)

    ᏟᎻᎪᏆᎡᎷᎪN ᎡᎾᏚᎬ ᎻᎪᏚ ᏴᎬᎬN ᎪᎠᎠᎬᎠ ᎢᎾ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏟᎻᎪᎢ!

    Leon: WAIT NO GO BACK

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    Disclaimer: This fic includes..
    -Dark and Teen/Adult humor!
    -Ships that you may not like
    -!Spoilers for the Isle of Armor DLC!
    -Characters that aren’t released yet..so
    I’m making up personalities for now.

    ◇and you do not have to read the first one to understand this!
    I would prefer that you don’t honestly.. god it’s so bad and it’s only
    a few months old. (Characters are pretty OOC too.)

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    15 Aug 2021

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    After Leon shamelessly deletes the first Groupchat by mistake, it’s up to the Galar squad to make new memories in a new chat room.

    Maybe they should’ve left it at that.

    ——————

    Gloria: god damnit leon

    Gloria: why would you make another one

    Gloria: the first one was a mistake.

    Leon: shush child

    Leon: this one gives me a good feeling :)

    ᏟᎻᎪᏆᎡᎷᎪN ᎡᎾᏚᎬ ᎻᎪᏚ ᏴᎬᎬN ᎪᎠᎠᎬᎠ ᎢᎾ ᎢᎻᎬ ᏟᎻᎪᎢ!

    Leon: WAIT NO GO BACK

    ——————
    Disclaimer: This fic includes..
    -Dark and Teen/Adult humor!
    -Ships that you may not like
    -!Spoilers for the Isle of Armor DLC!
    -Characters that aren’t released yet..so
    I’m making up personalities for now.

    ◇and you do not have to read the first one to understand this!
    I would prefer that you don’t honestly.. god it’s so bad and it’s only
    a few months old. (Characters are pretty OOC too.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    5,295
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    215
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    5,201

    15 Aug 2021