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    The old joke goes "A cannoneer, a helmsman, and a threshecutioner walk into a bar. The cannoneer orders himself a drink because he's lost his job, the helmsman orders himself two drinks because he's lost his ship, and the threshie orders the rest of the bar because he's only blown up one freighter."

    It's kind of like that, except Karkat doesn't have that kind of alcohol tolerance and you still have a job.

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