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Izuku Midoriya created a groupchat
Izuku midoriya added Mezo Shouji, Ochaco Uraraka, and 17 others
Izuku Midoriya changed their name to Deck
Izuku Midoriya changed Yuuga Aoyama’s name to French Dressing
French Dressing: I support this.
French Dressing changed Ochaco Uraraka’s name to Twinkle Toes
Twinkle Toes: oh ho I love it thank u
French Dressing: Of course
Twinkle Toes changed Fumikage Tokoyami’s name to The Prettiest Girl At The Party.
Twinkle Toes changed Mina Ashido’s name to Patrick Star
Patrick Star: where’s bubbles?
Twinkle Toes: probably upstairs getting ready so she can be the “prettiest girl at the party”
Prettiest Girl At The Party: IM GONNA BE THE PRETTIEST GIRL AT THE PARTYY
French Dressing: you cant rival the truly beautiful.
(Time skip ahahahah)
Under Surveillance: Holy shit guys look
Default Mii: don’t send porn again, Mineta.
Under Surveillance: I thought we were on first name basis bro D,:
Deck: everyone in class 1-a is except u cuz we don’t trust u >:(
Under Surveillance: at least you know what I’ve done.
Deck: ???
(Mk, so its a video of people talking trash about someone and you hear Izuku in the background)
Under Surveillance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSxcaOwjesw
(This is a random video I made don’t click if you think its actually what happened)
Anxiety: WTF?? Izuku were you in that vid?
Deck: I do not remember that.
Deck: plus, I never was a bully!
Under Surveillance: are you sure? I totally heard you. Were you bullying someone??
Deck: I never would do that!
Prince Zuko: Its true he wouldn’t.
Under Surveillance: ohh and you’re not just saying that because you’re his bOyfRiEnD???
Deck: im single idiot.
Patrick Star: don’t call him an idiot!
Earlobes: wtf Mina why are you defending him.
Patrick Star: because he just revealed the true Izuku to us.
Patrick Star: wtf Izuku why would you bully someone?
Prince Zuko: he didn’t I’ll tell ya that
Deck: im not a bully!!
Anxiety: I dunno.. I totally heard you in that video.
K E R O, B I T C H changed Patrick Star’s nickname to ‘Dumbass’
Peepachu changed Anxiety’s nickname to ‘Actual Dumbass’
Actual Dumbass: wtf
Dumbass: wtf??
K E R O, B I T C H: cuz u all are actual dumbasses if you believe that grapeist.
Under Surveillance: bro. Too far.
Actual Dumbass: what other excuse is there for Midoriya being there?
3D printer: some other reason that doesn’t involve the fact he was a bully.
I just did a boom boom: yea, idiots.
Actual dumbass: shut it, you are all oblivious if you don’t believe it.
Floof removed Deck from the conversation.
Floof: sorry guys, im with Mina and Tooru on this one. I think Midoriya was a bully.
Under Surveillance: *is
Twinkle Toes: what the actual fuck is wrong with all of you?? Izuku would never do that.
3D printer: agreed. He is too nice.
Floof: the video suggest other wise.
Floof: Midoriya can be mean when needed, he totally could have been a bully.
Actual Dumbass: the more I think about it, the more I believe it.
Twinkle Toes: believing isn’t the same as seeing.
Dumbass: I feel bad for whoever he was bullying..
Under Surveillance added Deck to the chat
Under Surveillance: god damn bully
Default Mii: can I have your consent to choke you.
Under Surveillance: wh- NO! Im just speaking facts here.
Dumbass: yea, those others In the video were being really cruel.
Dumbass: how do we know you weren’t saying things like that too??
Actual Dumbass: maybe even worse.
3D printer: you guys are being the bully’s here.
Actual Dumbass: what goes around comes around, bitches.
Dumbass: we are reporting this to Nedzu, you will be expelled midoriya.
Deck: I didn’t even do anything!!
Floof: we have proof.
Earlobes: fake proof
Earlobes: you just are sluts for drama and love ruining lives.
K E R O, B I T C H: you guys are taking this way too far.
Dumbass: sluts??
Actual dumbass: fuck yall.
Gotta sweep sweep sweep: I do not approve of any of this. Mineta, I don’t approve. Midoriya, I cant tell if its real or not. But either way I don’t approve of any of this.
Actual Dumbass: Mina im at the elevator.
Dumbass: lets go rat out a bitch or two.
Under Surveillance: can I come?
Dumbass: stay at the edge of the elevator.
Under Surveillance: understood.
Twinkle Toes: you guys are so stupid to have believed a stupid video. It could be edited. Plus deku himself said he didn’t do it.
Dumbass: how can we trust him tho.
Twinkle Toes: CUZ HE IS CLASS 1-A’S CINNAMON ROLL WHO WOULDN’T HURT A FLY!!
I just did a boom boom: that wasn’t him. And I have proof.
Dumbass: ??
Actual dumbass: ok show it.
Under Surveillance: either way I still think it was Midoriya.
I just did a boom boom: I was the one recording that video.
dumbass: KATSUKI YOU WERE SAYING THOSE THINGS WITH MIDORIYA??
Deck: wait I think I remember.
Ruby: ???
Twinkle Toes: ??
3D printer: ..?
Peepchu: ??
Earlobes: …?????????
Dumbass: ?
Actual dumbass: just spill already.
I just did a boom boom: I was the one recording. And Deku was the victim.
Deck: ohh yea that’s what happened
Dumbass: MIDORIYA YOU AREN’T MAD???????
Deck: I forgave Kacchan a long time ago. I was never rlly mad @ him.
French Dressing: stop being so pure for this class.
Dumbass: im still reporting that to Nedzu. Forgiven or not.
Earlobes: cant you see his character development??
Under Surveillance: he still said all those awful things.
Floof: Bakugou why tf did you do that.
I just did a boom boom: to be honest I started doing it because I didn’t want him to get himself hurt.
I just did a boom boom: then I did it more to get him to stop following me around everywhere like a puppy.
I just did a boom boom: im not sure why I continued. And I fully regret it.
Floof: oh n o w you regret it cuz you were called out on it.
Floof: I doubt you have ever said sorry.
Dumbass changed their name to Mina
Mina: Knowing his pride he Is just trying to save his skin by saying he “regret” it.
Actual Dumbass changed their name to Invisible gorl
Deck changed Invisible gorl’s name to “InvisiBitch”
Invisibitch: im trying to defend you here.
Deck: you are bullying my friend for being a bully
invisibitch: what goes around comes around.
Influenza: reused line. 5 points deducted
Mina: this isnt a game, Bakugou was a bully.
ruby: so freaking quick to change sides.
gotta sweep sweep sweep sweep: Bakugou, that is not heroic behavior!
Mina: is any of his behavior heroic?
Mina: those who try being his friend get pushed away with mean insults and empty threats..
Deck: kacchan can tell when someome is gonna turn 180 and backstab him
Mina: talk about trust issues.
Deck: case and point.
emo teenager changed their nickname to “Aizawa Sensei”
Aizawa Sensei: whoever was doing that stop.
Aizawa Sensei: Bakugou, Midoriya, Hagakure, Mina, Ojiro, and Mineta meet me in my office.
Mina: we are at Nedzu’s office exposing bullies who thought they could brush their past flaws under the rug by being in the hero course.
Aizawa Sensei: Now. i will consult Nedzu.
Influenza: F
Deck: F
Ruby: F
Peepachu: F
Invisibitch: shut up bitches.
Twinkle Toes: look who’s talking.
Mina: how come Iida doesn’t have to go?
Aizawa Sensei: he wasn’t exactly bullying Bakugou and Midoriya like you were.
Under Surveillance: we weren’t bullying him. Just calling him out on what he did.
Aizawa Sensei:
Under Surveillance: coming.
Bakugou Katsuki created a group chat. 5:57 pm
Bakugou Katsuki changed their nickname to “KitKat”
Bakugou Katsuki added Midoriya Izuku, Yaoyorozu Momo, Uraraka Ochaco, and 3 others to the chat
Bakugou Katsuki re-named the chat “I cant say thanks in person so im doing it virtually”
Uraraka Ochako: ??
Uraraka Ochako changed their nickname to “Floating Round face”
Kyoka Jirou changed their nickname to “earbuds”
Midoriya Izuku changed their nickname to “DEKUUUU”
Kirishima Eijiro changed their nickname to “Shitty Hair and proud”
Tsuyu Asui changed their nickname to “Frog Legs be hoppin’”
Yaoyorozu Momo changed their nickname to “Bob The Builder (gender bend)”
KitKat: wtf I thought y’all hated those nicknames
KitKat: that’s why I called y’all them
DEKUUUU: oh oh wait I know Bakugouian hang on
Floating round face: Bakugouian?? Bakugou has his own language??
DEKUUUU: I know him so well he might as well.
DEKUUUU: mk, I think it roughly translates to..
DEKUUUU: im kind of touched you used my nicknames.
KitKat: this time I cannot even be mad he got it right its just impressive.