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1. actions are worth a thousand words by achilleees_tua

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   09 Aug 2020

   Tags

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   • Number Five | The Boy/Diego Hargreeves
   • Klaus Hargreeves
   • Eudora Patch
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Sibling Incest
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Post-Season/Series 02
   • Fake/Pretend Relationship
   • Diego Hargreeves Gets A Haircut
   • Adult Number Five | The Boy

   Summary

   “I think it would be best if we keep up the ruse for a short while longer,” Five said. “For the sake of time-space continuity.”

   “Oh, so Klaus was right before, huh?” Diego said. “The fabric of the universe unravels if my hairdresser knows we’re not boning?”

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