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If it weren’t for the delightful custom of giving gifts on the anniversary of one’s birth, Renly could have been quite happily tucked up at home trying to rescue Princess Peach from Bowser’s evil clutches. But society demanded he get his wretched sister in law a present of some kind, one that she almost certainly wouldn’t like and wouldn’t even pretend to like. Which is why he found himself stuck at a crappy looking garden centre on his only day off.
Luckily for Renly, there's more to be found at crappy garden centres than just crappy plants.