Chapter Text
jotaro gets pregnant the sequel
jotaro was sitting on the couch watching happy tree friends when his child will smith came out from the basement crying
"whats wrong willie"
"i made a puna"
"whats a puna will"
"a poo that smells like tuna"
the definition of a puna made jotaro deppressed, reminding him of his dark past of angst and distress. his sweet memories of kakyoin when they played hop scotch in the street together, or shared a sweet lemonade.
those days were over.
until......
"j...jotaro!" a knock on the door came
will smith got ran over my kakyoins reindeer and became winter in alaska (jotaro moved to alaska because it turns out being gay was illegal in jo jo bizare adventure)
jotaro was crying alover and hugged kakyoin "why did you leave me"
"i couldnt pay the child support jotaro, i was too busy finding my way through the rough deserts, fighting bears, i never ate a cock though - your the only penis i'll ever devour jotaro. my one and only."
jotaro blushed hard then remembered those soft tacos he ate that afternoon
"brb" jotaro ran to the bathroom and plopped a big stinky into the bowl.
"fuck what if kakyoin smells this" jotaro forgot he r an out of air freshner and the fan in the bathroom doesnt work he was in a panic.
kakyoin knocked.
"are you in there?!"
"g...give me a minute!" jotaro escaped through the bathroom window and sprinted to walmart and bought a few fresh sniffers.
as he came back.
this horrid moment has happen.
kakyoin was staring jotaro down real hard the poo smell was strong his eyes were crying kakyoin was standing in the poo
jotaro pooped on the floor it wasa disater
chapter 2 coming soon