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1. august slipped away like a bottle of wine / cause you were never mine by ccbaxter

   Fandoms: Fleabag (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
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   • Complete Work

   16 Aug 2020

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   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Fleabag/Priest (Fleabag)
   • Claire & Fleabag (Fleabag)
   • Claire/Klare (Fleabag)
   • Fleabag (Fleabag)
   • Priest (Fleabag)
   • i know loads of fics have already been done on this
   • but who can resist the challenge of PWB's insane writing
   • so here goes nothing
   • in the name of utter writing perfection that is fleabag
   • Oneshot
   • Angst
   • quick one against the wall

   Summary

   A few months after season 2. Fleabag enters a church (NOT his) on a whim and chances upon the Priest. She's all over him, she is, honestly, but it just so happens that she's ovulating right now and really needs to keep her hormones in check. 

   Or, in other words, Fleabag went to church hoping to get a quick morning prayer in before work, and ended up getting a very different quick... something else instead. 

   (fic title from august - taylor swift)
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   "Is this," she gestured at the pulpit with her shoe, "so that you're standing closer to God?" she asked him, pointing up at the heavens.

   God was a touchy subject (considering their last conversation) but she figured she had to make do.

   He smiled. "No," he said, half-rolling his eyes sarcastically, "I do it so I look taller and hence can tower over people like you."

   It was true. He was towering over her. And no, she was NOT turned on.
   

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