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Big Dick Energy by majorprocrastinator_mkh
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Aug 2020
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Summary
"I bet you have an abnormal sized dick," Mian Mian slurs out, red cup in her hand, recently refilled with some poorly mixed drink.
Nie Huaisang just about chokes on the wine cooler he just took a sip from.
"W-what!?" He chuckles nervously.
"Your dick. Its probably massive," she explains.
"Oh God, why are we talking about dicks," Wen Qing groans. Mian Mian elbows her in the side gently.
"Where did that come from?" Nie Huaisang squawks.
"Well, your personality. It's so light and not over-emasculating. And you have no care about looking or acting too fem. You probably have a huge dick," she explains and takes a large gulp of her beverage.
Jiang Cheng can't help but glance down at Nie Huaisang's trousers. He then blushes and averts his eyes from the group.
"Gah! Why can't I hang out with normal people?!" Jiang Cheng grumbles.
