Chapter Text
Need some Advil
1:53 a.m
Saltydino
What’s up with my damn name
Tobiofly
It acurat you know
Saltydino
*Accurate
Tobiofly
I’m going to set you shitty glasses
Father Crow
Stop fighting or you have to do 200 push-ups.
What’s with my name who choose it??????
Sugarmama
YEAH STOP
Thunderboi
So we just looking past the fact Kageyama cursed
Kittens daddy
I’m just going to say it was most certainly
✨𝓂ℯ✨
Kitten changed kittens daddy name to testupid
Testupid
Kkkkkkkeeeeeeennnnnnnmmmmmaaaaaa
Why ｡･ﾟ･(ﾉД`)･ﾟ･｡
Kitten
Kuro it’s true
Testupid
Bro back me up
Hoot hoot man
Dood I gotchu
Pretty Boi Akaashi
No bokuto let them deal with it them selves
Hoot hoot boi
Well you heard Akaashi
Rikumon
Kuroo my man, Daichi’s name is perfect but I can make it better
Rikumon changed father crows name to nice kill Tanaka
Flatykawa
Who chose my name (;>_<;)
Flower boi makki
Yeah how can something non existent
Eyebrows
Be flat?
Iwa-Chan >.<
^
Mad dog
^^
Flatykawa
Iwa-Chan mean
Rikumon
Who’s at my door?
Nice kill Tanaka
OPEN UP
Sakura kiss
RIKU DONT
Rikumon
@nicekilltanka
leave
Nice kill Tanaka
no.
Done
Riku just Change his name
Iwa-Chan >.<
Daichi don’t hurt them
Sugamama
Go home @nicekilltanaka
Rikumon changed nice kill Tanaka’s name to dadchi
Rikumon
Happy kunimi
Onion hair
Kunimi says yes
Tobiofly changed Flatykawa’s name to oinks
Oinks
1 mean tobio-Chan Iwa-Chan protect me
2 kindaichis with kunimi?
Rikumon
I ship that
Sakura kiss
I ship that
Done
Shut up you 3 nothing is happening we are just friends..
Onion
Yeah
Private chat between
Rikumon and Sakura kiss
Rikimon
Oi hiyori we should make a chat with a few people to get some ships together
Sakura kiss
Aight bet
Rikimon
Ok I’ll add suga tendou and I dunno who to choose from seijoh tho
Sakura kiss
Just not oikawa please he’s to extra
Rikumon
And you are not
Fuck it I’m adding him
Sakura kiss
Damn it but I’m interested so screw it
Rikumon added Oinks, Sakura kiss,sugmama,
and nintendou
Rikumon named the chat
✨matchmakers✨
Oinks
What’s this
Sugamama
I’m confused
Sakura kiss
I think I know what’s happening
Rikumon
Send me a list of ships you have of your teammates pease and thank you
Oinks
Ok
Me and Iwa-Chan
Makki and mattsun
Yahaba and mad dog
Kunimi and Kindaichi
Nintedou
Semi and shirabu
Me and ushijima
Goshiki and koganegawa
Sakura kiss
Kenma x kuroo
Yaku x lev
Me x Inuoka
Rikumon
I can sense the romantic and sexual tension from here Also Tendou who do you ship reon with
Nintendou
You are going to get mad so no
Rikumon
Smh no I won’t
Nintendou
Suga it your turn
Sugamama
Do I have to
Oinks
Yes mister refreshing
Sugamama
Fine
Riku no getting mad
Rikumon
Fine
Sugamama
Good ok now
Tsukiyama
Asanoya
Ennotana
Daisuga
Narikino
Kagehina
Takaoo
Rikumon
Wait wait wait wait
Hold up who is takaoo
Sugamama
Ummmmmm
imma go
Rikumon
Oh hell nah
Tendou is that who you thought tooI’m not fuckin mad just curious（￣ー￣)
Sugamama
Language!!!!
Nintendou
Mom pick me up I’m scared
Rikumon
Just tell me.
Oinks
^ I’m curious
Sakura kiss
^ me to lol
Nintendou
*whispers* yes
Rikumon
Ok,now let’s get these ships together.
Oinks
Proper grammar 😧 they could never
Rikimon
Open your door oikawa
Oinks
No 😙💅🏽✨
Rikimon
No?
Oinks
Yeah nope cygfyfuuffufuyfyfdtetrayy
Hjfhj
Him
Sakura kiss
Just make sure you leave no evidence
@rikimon
Nintendou
^^^^^^^^^^^
Sugamama
I usually codon violence but it’s oikawa so....