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An extended version of "the acorn scene." Bilbo sees his chance to snap Thorin out of his madness, and takes it.
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03 Mar 2026
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Tommy can’t squeeze out any final words. Maybe the Blood God will say them for him, the verdict before his execution. Make it quick, is what Tommy decides he’d say, if he had the breath to spare. That’s what he’s supposed to be. Fast. Easy.
It only makes sense he’d burn out just as quick.
It’s quiet, though the world is spinning, a hurricane of ruin. Do it. Please. Tommy lets out a hitching gasp. Surely one of his last. Make it—
“Safe.”
Everything comes to a stop.
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Or, before realizing the consequences, villain Techno uses hero Tommy's instincts against him.- Language:
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21 Sep 2023
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"You're really fat for being eight years old you know," She muttered only for them to hear.
His smile slipped off his lips falling into a confused scowl, "What?" he asked. She glared at him. "I said, you are Really fat for an eight-year-old." He blinked. No one had ever said that to him before. sure, sometimes people would mention the fact that he was bigger than Tubbo and Ranboo, who are barley older then himself, But Tommy never thought anything of it.
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22 Feb 2023
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The setting, for the moment, is a house on the edge of town, bordered closely by the forest. Our characters are as follows: Philza Minecraft, immortal Angel of Death, loving father of the slightly less immortal Wilbur Soot. Wilbur is an aspiring musician, intent on traveling the many worlds to share his music and his ideals. His father plans to go with him to watch him achieve greatness, just as he has always known his little boy would be capable of doing. Our third character, and the focus of our story, is one Technoblade. The Blood God, Slayer of Armies, Feller of Unjust Regimes.
However, a foe is about to join the party.
That foe being a three-month-old mortal infant by the name of Tommy Innit. A nuisance, if you were to ask our protagonist. A nuisance he will undoubtedly grow fond of.
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FOREVER UNFINISHED. RIP INCIDENTAL FATHERHOOD I'LL LOVE YOU FOREVER.
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- Part 1 of The Technodad Saga
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23 Jul 2022
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TommyInnit's Services for Villains, Vigilantes, and Various Other Vagabonds by I_Have_An_Alibi, ScorpioNoesIt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP (Fandom)
21 Aug 2024
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Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg, hiding in a far corner of the lower districts.
A place everyone was welcome, regardless of their given title.
Where villains could come for medical treatment.
Where mafia goons and bosses could rest without the need to look over their shoulders.
Where vigilantes and heroes could have a nice chat over tea.
Where treatment (and treats) were given out freely.Where societal tags (and their due expectations) were shot and murdered at the front door.
And if you ignored this rule, you too were shot and murdered at the front door.
By whom was a gamble.Everybody knew about the tiny apartment on the East End of L'manberg.
Everybody also knew that if you touched any of the occupants, well...
You'd have the entirety of super-powered society (underground and otherwise) gunning for your head.Tommy Innit, the owner of said apartment, lived quite the interesting life.
Seriously, he just wanted to bake cookies, what just happened?OR
5 times Tommy dropped everything to help everyone else, and 1 time they dropped everything to help him.- Language:
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26 Jun 2022